Posted on 02/14/2015 1:29:55 PM PST by DanMiller
Editor’s note: This is a post by my (imaginary) guest author, the Very Honorable Ima Librul, Senator from the great State of Confusion Utopia. He is a founding member of CCCEB (Climate Change Causes Everything Bad), a charter member of President Obama’s Go For it Team, a senior member of the Senate Foreign Relations Committee and Chairman of the Meretricious Relations Subcommittee.
Senator Librul is also justly proud of his expertise in interfaith dialogue, on the basis of which he has explained to the entire world that Islam is the religion of peace, grossly distorted by the non-Islamic Islamic State and other textual deviants. He was recently awarded the Obama Foundation's cherished award for exemplary political correctness on the basis of his interfaith outreach. We are humiliated honored to have a post of this caliber by a quintessential Librul such as the Senator. Without further delay, here is the Senator’s article.
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Almost no perpetrators of senseless, random, violent extremism are Muslims. Obama's war on violent, random and senseless non-Islamic extremism will end the cycle of violence. Soon, all will come to trust and love us.
Here are just a few videos of non-Muslims engaged in extreme and senseless random violence.
The woman who was attacked was in the wrong place at the wrong time. She has only herself to blame and should have known better.
[youtube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Av-DqY1wLN8]
Like the senseless random attacks on Charlie Hedbo and a grocery store in France, this was also the fault of the alleged victim.
[youtube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BjWAVLooEDQ]
Even our best friends can do it.
[youtube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ESHBBLeOaqk]
Finally, here's absolute proof of my analysis;
[youtube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LX_EPI8Grbo]
Whoops. Wrong video, but there is no proof that these folks were in any way motivated to engage in senseless, extremist and random violence by the religion of peace. Nobody is, and there is not one single word in the Holy Koran, other Muslim Holy texts or in Sharia law that so much as tolerates senseless, random extremist violence!
Besides, others do it too. Obama is absolutely right in not supporting savages like these bloodthirsty cowards in their efforts to murder innocent adherents to the religion of peace!
[youtube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mXRhGp1WuWc]
Senator Ted Cruz is wrong to claim that any senseless random violent extremism is Islamic.
[youtube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mkVwDSoSyNM]
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Editor's comments:
Senator Librul is correct in stating that Islam does not promote senseless, random violence. However, he fails to explain why: Islamic violence is almost always directed against those viewed as enemies of Islam. It is therefore purposeful, not senseless. Nor, for the same reason, is it "random." And, as I contend here, it is not "extremist."
Here is a suggestion from one of Senator Librul's many devoted followers:
[youtube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RFCrJleggrI]
As soon as we remove all deer crossing signs directing deer to dangerous places for highway crossings they will find safe places to cross instead. On a parallel theory, as we cease to attribute senseless, random "extremist" violence to Islam, there will be no violence of that type of which we can properly accuse Muslims.
As is his wont, Senator Librul hit the hammer on the head with the nail. The Center for American Progress most likely agrees. Although People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals (PETA) may disagree, Obama's pup Bo has graciously offered to help.
Soon Bo, with Obama leading bravely as always from behind, will end senseless non-Islamic random violence. Then, the world will be a safer and better place in which we will all enjoy peace and happiness in our time. Right?
End random, senseless "extremist" Islamic violence? What's that? Obama and Senator Librul deem there to be none and they are probably correct. So what's the rush?
The infinitely wise Dear Leader of North Korea, Kim Chi-un, has proclaimed, "let us turn ours into a country of mushrooms!" "Our very own" infinitely wise Dear Leader Obama is doing His best to beat him to it.
Obama's task of mushrooming* will be easier, and not only because He has no doppelganger to pester Him. Of greatest importance, He already has a tremendous head start.
*To keep in the dark and feed a rich diet of manure.
As soon as we remove all deer crossing signs directing deer to dangerous places for highway crossings they will find safe places to cross instead. On a parallel theory, as we cease to attribute senseless, random “extremist” violence to Islam, there will be no violence of that type of which we can properly accuse Muslims.
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