We’re not in the United States anymore

Canada Free Press ^ | 01/22/15 | Judi McLeod

[Sean_Anthony]

Under the Fundamental Transformation of America

When President Barack Obama addresses students at the University of Kansas later today, he’ll likely tell them he’s one of them.

Last night’s presidential sleep was a “King Bed Executive” room at the Holiday Inn, which goes for $94.55. The hotel, which sold out last night, had been security checked with bomb-sniffing dogs and police hours before Obama’s arrival.

Upon his arrival in Kansas, Obama reminded folks “I have roots here”. An obvious reference to his late mother.

[Buckeye McFrog]

“I may not know anything about being President.
But I DID stay in a Holiday Inn Express last night!”

[al baby]

Hope he gets a raging case of bed bugs

[OneWingedShark]

I sometimes play the computer game Civilization, does this make me more qualified to be President than El Golfinator?

[Empireoftheatom48]

Yes it qualifies you to be Master of the World and if you play Civ Beyond Earth you can be Master of the Universe!

[TimF]

I have to confess that I’m too tempted to save the game every time I get close to a hut and restore unless I get a settler.

I’m not qualified to be POTUS.

[Buckeye McFrog]

There are days where I am convinced that my dog is more qualified to be POTUS than Barry.

[colorado tanker]

Just one of the folks, eh?

Well, during his vacay in Hawaii, he ate at the most exclusive restaurant in Honolulu, $295 prix fixe menu. Here's an example:

1. Smoked brioche with golden Osetra caviar, creme fraiche, marcona almonds 2. Caramel popcorn with habanero and caviar
3. The Ocean- 7 pieces of wonderful ocean goodness
4. Salmon roe with potato purée
5. Charred Hirabara cabbage with anchovy boullion
6. Amaebi
7. Agnolotti with spinach, artichoke and pork belly
8. Brioche - same as #1
9. Jidori egg yolk with truffle
10. Foie gras mousse
11. Smoked duck pastrami sandwiches
12. Chicken glazed onaga
13. Snake river Farms wagyu beef with sancho peppercorn sauce and white Asparagus
14. Intermezzo melon sorbet
15. Yogurt mousse with compressed plum and candied ume with raspberry vinaigrette
16. Petit fours

I don't know how he could tear himself away from the golf course long enough to pack in all that chow.

[BigIsleGal]

Thought it would be the other way around, the hotel will be infested after the visit.

[terycarl]

1. Smoked brioche with golden Osetra caviar, creme fraiche, marcona almonds 2. Caramel popcorn with habanero and caviar 3. The Ocean- 7 pieces of wonderful ocean goodness 4. Salmon roe with potato purée 5. Charred Hirabara cabbage with anchovy boullion 6. Amaebi 7. Agnolotti with spinach, artichoke and pork belly 8. Brioche - same as #1 9. Jidori egg yolk with truffle 10. Foie gras mousse 11. Smoked duck pastrami sandwiches 12. Chicken glazed onaga 13. Snake river Farms wagyu beef with sancho peppercorn sauce and white Asparagus 14. Intermezzo melon sorbet 15. Yogurt mousse with compressed plum and candied ume with raspberry vinaigrette 16. Petit fours

that is about the most disgusting menu I've ever seen...

[colorado tanker]

I don’t even know what some of that stuff is.

[Idaho_Cowboy]

that is about the most disgusting menu I've ever seen...

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That's why he still skinny. Half of that sounds like it might work as bait for cat-fishin’.