Posted on 12/28/2014 3:20:31 PM PST by 2ndDivisionVet
Psalm 83 War.
Ok, here we go!
There will be much gnashing of teeth and the pendulum will *slowly* swing back to conservatism from progressivism.
Revolt in Russia.
.22 LR ammo will become available at reasonable prices.
Chicago/Detroit jungle death rate will increase. But entrepreneurs will improve select areas.
Hillary will implode (you heard it first here!)
The Pee Party. ‘P’ as in Progressive, ‘P’ as in People’s
The potato harvest is projected to set a new record.
All these anti-cop protests will be over, as more Americans will get fed up and will show to the protesters who is the real “boss.”
1. 0bama will attempt to reverse the tide through an executive order. When the tide comes in anyway it will be declared racist.
2. A chemical spill will deposit lye on the floor of the White House Throne Room. 1245 journalists will go to the emergency room seeking treatment for lip burns, but no normal human beings will be harmed.
3. The Earth will continue its two-decade-long cycle of decreasing temperatures. White privilege will be blamed.
4. Mental defectives in Guy Fawkes masks will celebrate anarchy by calling for more government.
5. A cute little schoolboy will present an empty bowl to Moochelle 0bama pleading, "Please, Ma'am, may I have some more porridge?" He will be severely beaten by the Secret Service before she eats him.
6. 0bama will take a vacation.
7. Joe Biden will make a state visit to China and inadvertently sell the U.S. Seventh Fleet to them for scrap, taking payment in worthless U.S. Treasury bonds. The Chinese officials will tap their heads significantly and mutter something about "Srow Joe".
8. Moochelle 0bama's office will issue a furious denial that she ever uttered the words, "Let them eat cake." "Mrs. 0bama knows that cake is not good for children," the statement will say, "what she actually said was 'let them eat dried mung beans. Bring me all the cake.'"
9. A coalition of eight Islamic states, fifteen terrorist organizations, and a band of wandering camel thieves will mount a surprise offensive against Israel, foiled when the IDF turns the road signs 90 degrees and they march into the Suez canal.
10. News stories on the wave of riots and lootings that have burned fifteen American cities to the ground will be interrupted by a Presidential statement that race relations have never been better. The media will spend the rest of the evening risking vertebral damage by nodding their heads too vigorously.
In short, nothing much will change.
Unexpected.
b-u-m-p
LOL
Boehner will get tossed.
Out of a bar?
A well known rapper will have a brush with the law.
A well known rapper will have a brush with the law.
I am almost ready to make my predictions for 2014.
I was 100% correct on my 2013 predictions.
I belong to the procrastinator’s club, I think.
I’m about ready to send in in my 2014 dues.
They said they would tell me later where to send the dues.
We’re not sure how many members we are or where the meetings are held. They also said they would later send out the minutes to the last meeting and we would find all that out.
I also don’t know who “they” are, because I haven’t sent in my ballot, yet for the 2014 officers elections.
In any case, I most certainly make my 2015 predictions soon.
Thanks for askin.
[Insert facepalm here]
UNARMED will top the 2014 Most Used/Overused/Abused Words List ....
1. Obama and Biden will be thrown out of office and placed in prison for corruption. John Boehner cries.
2. Ted Cruz and Mike Lee elected as President and Vice President in special election. John Boehner weeps.
3. John Boehner loses office in a recall election, and he cries.
4. It is announced that Roswell was a coverup and aliens survived the crash and live among us today. Boehner cries.
5. Nancy Pelosi is removed from office when it is discovered she is not from this planet. John Boehner cries.
6. Congress passes law that any member of media caught publishing unverified information on conservatives will be placed in prison for life with no chance of parol, and yes, Boehner cries.
7. Congress also passes a law that prohibits celebrities taking advantage of their popularity to affect politics will be executed without trial. Yep, Boehner cries again.
8. A 300 foot wall is built on the Mexican border with a 500 foot wide alligator infested moat and automatically triggered mini guns every 100 feet. Boehner cries is eyes out over this one.
9. I will wake up and realize it was just a dream, I will cry.
Millions more people sucking at the government teat. Primarily through Food Stamps and disability (the new unemployment).
The number of nobamaphones in use will soar despite reports of massive fraud.
nobama will rub his greedy hands together and say, “Goodie, goodie.”
I would guess that the social fabric will unravel even more and the communists will begin to kill.
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