Posted on 12/22/2014 9:30:24 AM PST by John Semmens
Two-thirds of the George Washington University students who were asked to sign a petition calling for Americans to be deported in order to make room for illegal immigrants to reside in the country did so.
The ones weve labeled as illegal immigrants have just as much right to be here as anyone, said political science major Adelle Pated. I mean, as a nation of immigrants, the recent arrivals are probably more representative of what this country is all about than the people born here.
Deporting anti-social segments of the citizenry to balance out the population flow makes ecological sense, contended environmental sciences major Fred Fowler. I would hope that the people ejected to make room would include opponents of abortion. Theyre the ones who agitate against the needed culling of the species that must be accomplished if we are to achieve sustainability.
if you missed any of this week's other semi-news/semi-satire posts you can find them at...
http://azconservative.org/2014/12/20/judge-says-presidents-executive-action-on-immigration-unconstitutional/
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