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University Students Sign Petition to Deport Citizens [satire]
Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 19 Dec 2014 | John Semmens

Posted on 12/22/2014 9:30:24 AM PST by John Semmens

Two-thirds of the George Washington University students who were asked to sign a petition calling for Americans to be deported in order to make room for illegal immigrants to reside in the country did so.

“The ones we’ve labeled as ‘illegal immigrants’ have just as much right to be here as anyone,” said political science major Adelle Pated. “I mean, as a nation of immigrants, the recent arrivals are probably more representative of what this country is all about than the people born here.”

“Deporting anti-social segments of the citizenry to balance out the population flow makes ecological sense,” contended environmental sciences major Fred Fowler. “I would hope that the people ejected to make room would include opponents of abortion. They’re the ones who agitate against the needed culling of the species that must be accomplished if we are to achieve sustainability.”

if you missed any of this week's other semi-news/semi-satire posts you can find them at...

http://azconservative.org/2014/12/20/judge-says-presidents-executive-action-on-immigration-unconstitutional/


TOPICS: Education; Government; Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: citizens; deportation; illegals; satire

1 posted on 12/22/2014 9:30:24 AM PST by John Semmens
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Reminds me of the petition to end women's suffrage, this one done at a WOMEN'S college of all places Not to mention all the You Tube vids out there similar to Penn and Tellers classic, petition to ban dihydrogen monoxide. This can explain why so many snot nosed college kids have been duped into participating in the hands up dont shoot we cant breathe bullsh!t. They have all the answers all right. Trouble is, they don't understand the questions. I find it hard to sympathize with those who wonder how they end up saddled with huge student loan debts.

2 posted on 12/22/2014 10:34:30 AM PST by Impala64ssa (You call me an islamophobe like it's a bad thing.)
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