“When I agreed to take this job I was told everything would run like a German clock!”Posted on 10/19/2014 7:25:13 AM PDT by NOBO2012
As I reported yesterday, Big Guy was“seething” about his minions mis-mishandling of the Ebola crisis. He was so mad that he punished everyone (except his new Ebola Czar who hasn’t screwed anything up, yet) with an after hours shame and blame meeting where he made them listen for hours as he droned on and on.
“When I agreed to take this job I was told everything would run like a German clock!”
First he yelled at them for being so stupid they couldn’t even get the time right. Then he blamed Bush for leaving him a clock so broken it wasn’t even right twice a day,
and then he complained that the Republicans took the hands off the clock and were holding them hostage.
Finally, he complained about the unfair press coverage he’s been getting from places other than Fox News; like this:
1. We shouldn't need an Ebola czar.
2. We already put somebody in charge of corralling federal bureaucracies and coordinating local responses to national emergencies. His name is Barack Obama.
3. He has a chief of staff, the nation's chief operating officer, Denis McDonough; a homeland security adviser, Lisa Monaco; a national security adviser, Susan Rice; a director of the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention; and a Cabinet full of secretaries.
4. That should be enough.
(snip)
14. We shouldn't need an Ebola czar. The president needs to do his job better.
And this:
The announcement of Ron Klain as the new Ebola “czar” checks all the boxes: Harvard Law, longtime Democrat party op, veteran of the Clinton, Al Gore and John Kerry campaigns. The problem is, it checks all the wrong boxes. The Progressive myth is that we ought to have a government of experts — top men! — to handle the nation’s problems in a calm, deliberative manner. The reality is that we have a nation of unscrupulous lawyers, amoral apparatchiks and political hacks whose only area of expertise is manipulating the electoral and governmental systems and getting rich by doing so.
Ouchie! Big Guy has demanded that we get our hands on some of that precision German engineering ASAP, in order to preserve his legacy.
Because time’s a wastin’ and it’s my understanding that even Hitler’s upset about the way the Ebola thing was handled in Dallas:
Hey, I’ve got an idea! How about we go digital, like the rest of the world?
Although that would probably require the staffing of a whole new bureaucracy and a new Time Czar:
Okay, I need an “8” over here – stat! No, make that a “7”…quick!
Posted from: Michelle Obama’s Mirror
Whattabout a Swiss Watch?
obammy, if you blame the previous guy 6 years after you took office, it just means you are admitting you are too stupid to handle the job. Please step down.
Excuse me, idiot obola, but you were hired to fix the broken clock. Those idiots that voted for all your hope and change did so because they thought you would somehow make magic and right all the worlds wrongs. But I guess he who moves clouds also lives in them. Your are laughable and it is hard to believe even your fellow demons can sit around and listen to you whine.
It already is...a cuckoo clock. Useless little empty-headed figure pops out, makes silly repetitive noises, then disappears (golfing, no doubt)
I doubt the Queer-in-Charge has ever looked at a German clock, let alone a Swiss clock. Why?
“Ain’t no affirmative actions employees in either case!”
Either clockworks operate so efficiently, that neither one needs to be meddled with, but when they do malfunction, you can’t take it to Jose, and get the cheap parts from Tijuana, to fix it.
America did have a very successful clock and watch manufacturing operation at one time. Pocket watches that were built ‘to railroad standards’, were among the best watches available. Aviation navigators used precision pocketwatches, in the inflight computations needed. However, I digress.
Community organizers, legitimized browbeaters for cash, do not make efficient business leaders, nor statesmen.
Reminds me of “You mind your place, mister, or you’ll be wearin’ concrete galoshes!” [Scotty from ST]
We already have a Swiss CHEESE Administration ...
How many times a day does he take whining lesson’s?.
“Hey Obama, be a MAN - Implement a travel BAN!”
If a Republican policy fails, it’s the Republican’s fault. If a Democrat policy fails, it’s the Republican’s fault. Apparently, only Republicans have agency. Democrats, and all others, are the dependents the Republicans ‘should’ be working at all times to support, even at the expense of working to support themselves.
I’m thinking “Cuckoo”
There’s a winner....
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