 Col. Martha McSally |
Posted on 09/21/2014 11:40:07 AM PDT by dvan
Islamic State Fighters Reportedly ‘Run Away’ from a Certain Type of Soldier.
Radical Islamists who decide to embark on suicidal missions often do so with the expectation they will be rewarded with 72 virgins if they die in battle; however, it turns out there is one major caveat to the scenario, according to a U.S. lawmaker.
That is, if they are killed by a woman, the deal is off.
Rep. Ed Royce (R-Calif.), chairman of the House International Relations Committee, told the New York Post, “These ISIL [Islamic State] soldiers apparently believed that if they were killed in battle, they went to paradise as long as they were killed by a man.”
(Excerpt) Read more at theblaze.com ...
What about using pork grease to lubricate our own bullets? Or better still use massive airdrops to spray 'pork grease' laced water down on ISIL troop concentrations? Let's be pragmatic! Use what works!
Capture them, line them up and then have a woman shoot each one . Preferably with bullets dipped in pork fat.
If we used what works we would have nuked these savages 13 years ago.
I was thinking about a C-130 filled with tampons (new...or not) as an “area denial weapon”. If surrounded by them, they would simply kill themselves or starve to death/die of thirst.
Congress would probably prohibit this out of fear of offending ISIS.
Time to form Rush Limbaugh’s All American Amazon Brigade.
It would work on the WH too!
What if they get killed by a flaming homosexual? Sounds like we need to create units of feminist women and gay men to throw at the enemy.
Interesting. Is that why Quadaffi had the women bodyguard force?
Do you remember the Hobbit Series (Yes it was written as a Christian Good vrs Evil Story...)? Remember the Evil one could not be killed by a Man so A women did it???
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MSNPeJAgBzo
There aren’t a whole lot of western world women known to be effcient, ruthless killers, some, of course, but not many.
The ISIS threat has become so serious and perhaps even imminent, creative tactics may be in order. Get some of the smaller framed, shorter soldiers and equip them with two things; a full length Burka, complete with the little mesh screen in front of the eyes, and an AK47, fully loaded. Their wives at home won’t need ‘all the details’ of exactly how they defeated ISIS.
before that make them have sex with Rosie O’Donnell...they’ll be begging for death after that...
I think Qaddafi chose an all female bodyguard in the hopes that those broads would fight to the death. Give a Muslim woman power in a land that denies everything to them? That would be a mighty incentive to never surrender or turn on Qaddafi!
That reminds me, I need to look up what happened to his Guards.
Col. Martha McSally |
Send in the trannies.
The Kurds have a lot of female fighters, that might explain some of their combat effectiveness versus Islamists. LOL, I like the idea of a drag-brigade!
If you live in the country that is a good reason to own a couple of hogs. We should really drive ISIS crazy by placing pork very near to where they are. Or better yet figure out where they are going to be and have pork already there.
I never thought of that. Makes perfect sense.
“I was thinking about a C-130 filled with tampons (new...or not) as an “area denial weapon”. If surrounded by them, they would simply kill themselves or starve to death/die of thirst.”
How about replacing the bomblets in cluster bombs with rancid hams?
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