Congressman Wants to Ban Body Armor

Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 23 Aug 2014 | John Semmens

[blam]

Private citizen would like to suspend police protection for members of congress.

[EagleUSA]

The ruling class speaks out again.

[E. Pluribus Unum]

When the government shoots you, they want to make sure you’re dead.

[zlala]

Of course Rep Honda will be an authorized person.

[Louis Foxwell]

John,
The better you get at this the more you become an investigative pundit.

[SkyDancer]

Ban backpacks! Ban pressure cookers! Ban everything. Now I feel safe.

[VRW Conspirator]

Congressman Wants to Ban Body Armor

I want to ban stupid, meddling congressmen.

[ThePatriotsFlag]

What about all the rogue cops this dem worries about? Can’t have it both ways.

[BuffaloJack]

Nothing like a California Communist to push for totalitarianism.

[RansomOttawa]

"“Allowing students to acquire these items could instill a false sense of security."

Sure. Just put up a "gun-free zone" sign, and we'll all feel much safer.

[Ouchthatonehurt]

What would they call the law?
The 2014 Easy Drop Law?

[DJ MacWoW]

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[wastedyears]

Nice, you already got some people.

[Luke21]

I thought this was real. It was perfectly in line with these totalitarian creeps and their bootlicking media.

[Dr. Ursus]

What a minute! The firepower was only supposed to be used against white conservatives. Where did we go wrong?

[wku man]

Ban doctors...10x more people are killed each year by doctors' mistakes than are killed by people using guns.

Scouts Out! Cavalry Ho!

[Chode]

[Chode]

new one...

[Jet Jaguar]

Many thanks!