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Governor Warns Gun Owners
Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 23 Mar 2014 | John Semmens

Posted on 03/25/2014 10:49:51 AM PDT by John Semmens

The assertion by many Connecticut gun owners that they will not comply with the State’s new requirement to register their weapons did not sit well with Governor Dannel Malloy (D).

“What these people need to realize is that I’m serious,” Malloy declared. “They may chatter about the 4th Amendment all they want, but if they fail to comply I promise to use the full power of the State to enforce the law. They had the opportunity to make their case before we passed the registration requirement. They lost. We won.”

“Possession of an unregistered firearm is now a felony in this State,” the Governor continued. “Felons cannot expect leniency. If we have to make some examples, kick down a few doors, apply deadly force—we will do so. We have the firepower to out-gun any individual who would dare to defy us. Any blood will be on the hands of those who refuse to obey.”

if you missed any of this week's other semi-news/semi-satire posts you can find them at...

http://theconservativecitizen.com/2014/03/23/semi-news-a-satire-of-recent-news-79/


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: banglist; guns; satire; tyranny
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1 posted on 03/25/2014 10:49:51 AM PDT by John Semmens
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Gun owners “warn” Governator.....


2 posted on 03/25/2014 10:50:54 AM PDT by Paladin2
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Huge boat sale now in progress all across the state.


3 posted on 03/25/2014 10:53:14 AM PDT by SkyDancer (I Believe In The Law Until It Intereferes With Justice.)
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To: John Semmens
We won

May your chains sit lightly upon you, and may prosperity forget you were our countrymen.
4 posted on 03/25/2014 10:55:21 AM PDT by SpinnerWebb (IN-SAPORIBVS-SICVT-PVLLVM)
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Posterity, even....


5 posted on 03/25/2014 10:55:50 AM PDT by SpinnerWebb (IN-SAPORIBVS-SICVT-PVLLVM)
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Please, those who voted for this crap stay away from FL!


6 posted on 03/25/2014 11:01:11 AM PDT by bicyclerepair (The zombies here elected alcee hastings. TERM LIMITS ... TERM LIMITS)
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To: John Semmens
“Possession of an unregistered firearm is now a felony in this State,” the Governor continued. “Felons cannot expect leniency. If we have to make some examples, kick down a few doors, apply deadly force—we will do so. We have the firepower to out-gun any individual who would dare to defy us. Any blood will be on the hands of those who refuse to obey.”

Satire or not, I am sure these rat bastards would be more than willing to do exactly that.

7 posted on 03/25/2014 11:03:57 AM PDT by Mark17 (Chicago Blackhawks: Stanley Cup champions 2010, 2013. Vietnam Vet 70-71 Msgt US Air Force, retired)
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Anyone considering a vacation to Connecticut?...

There may be some folks open to house guests ...

Amazing how the left manages to get their nuts on to pound the traditional American...


8 posted on 03/25/2014 11:23:01 AM PDT by sayfer bullets (“I didn’t leave the [---] party, the [---] party left me.” - Ronald Reagan)
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To: Paladin2
They lost. We won. Really,
9 posted on 03/25/2014 11:24:27 AM PDT by showme_the_Glory (ILLEGAL: prohibited by law. ALIEN: Owing political allegiance to another country or government)
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OK... semi-satire...

I was going to post - yes, governor, you have more firepower than any INDIVIDUAL.

Yes, you’re a bigger badass than ANY of us.

But you’re not a bigger badass than ALL of us.


10 posted on 03/25/2014 11:26:07 AM PDT by MrB (The difference between a Humanist and a Satanist - the latter admits whom he's working for)
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Claymores by the Front Door....


11 posted on 03/25/2014 11:29:30 AM PDT by Paladin2
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To: sayfer bullets

Hell!I live here in Connecticut and refuse to purchase anything Manufactured here.That includeds firearms.


12 posted on 03/25/2014 11:30:03 AM PDT by puppypusher ( The World is going to the dogs.)
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You know what usually trips me off on those “semi-satire” articles?

That they portray a democrat saying what they really believe.


13 posted on 03/25/2014 11:30:21 AM PDT by MrB (The difference between a Humanist and a Satanist - the latter admits whom he's working for)
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To: John Semmens
“Possession of an unregistered firearm is now a felony in this State,” the Governor continued. “Felons cannot expect leniency. If we have to make some examples, kick down a few doors, apply deadly force—we will do so. We have the firepower to out-gun any individual who would dare to defy us. Any blood will be on the hands of those who refuse to obey.”

Obvious this dictator wannabe has thrown down the gauntlet for the law abiding citizens of Connecticut and has declared open warfare on all the states citizens. Maybe its time to consider fighting fire with fire. The governor should be declared the states most wanted criminal. The governor is trying to create criminals out of its citizenry whom he disagrees with.

14 posted on 03/25/2014 12:00:03 PM PDT by Ron H. (Ted Cruz for President in 2016.)
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My bad. Didn’t notice it was satire on first read. Excuse me while I go around the corner and pull my foot out of my mouth. Foot doesn’t taste to good. Echhhh.


15 posted on 03/25/2014 12:02:49 PM PDT by Ron H. (Ted Cruz for President in 2016.)
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Malloy needs to understand that Connecticut gun owners & ALL other gun owners in the USA are VERY SERIOUS.

He is totally outnumbered.


16 posted on 03/25/2014 1:15:03 PM PDT by ridesthemiles
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You should have known when it appeared that a Democrat had “tipped his hand”.


17 posted on 03/25/2014 1:15:46 PM PDT by MrB (The difference between a Humanist and a Satanist - the latter admits whom he's working for)
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To: John Semmens

I love these guys posts.
Having said that what happens when the citizens rise up and ambush the jackboots?
What happens when the jackboots kill an otherwise innocent citizen over this unconstitutional law?


18 posted on 03/25/2014 1:21:35 PM PDT by WilliamRobert (Obama so loves the poor he created millions more.)
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True. I guess I was so ticked off I failed to use logic and instead let my feelings get the better of me. I jumped the gun (no pun intended) without looking beyond my anger before I hit the post button. But in my defense I'll say that the scenario presented above would not be very far off the mark had it had actually been true. This may well one day soon become true if Dems are left to their own devices and if let go unchallenged, IMO.

Personally I think MAYBE some of these Northeastern state politicians are secretly flying Stalins and Hitlers flags in their homes. They act as if taking of citizens legal firearms is their only goal in life as a local politician. Never trust a politician that fears your right to keep and bear arms.

19 posted on 03/25/2014 1:30:19 PM PDT by Ron H. (Ted Cruz for President in 2016.)
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The reason it’s so believable is because

THIS IS REALLY WHAT THE WAY THEY THINK.

But they are so deceitful that they won’t let their true beliefs be known and let We The People decide whether such a person should be in power.


20 posted on 03/25/2014 1:33:19 PM PDT by MrB (The difference between a Humanist and a Satanist - the latter admits whom he's working for)
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