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Hillary Joke of the Week
Reaganite Republican ^ | 20 March 2014 | Reaganite Republican

Posted on 03/20/2014 3:12:39 AM PDT by Reaganite Republican

 
One day

Senator Hillary Clinton went to a primary school in New York to
talk about the world...


Hill droned-on for about an hour, followed with a Q and A session- 
one little boy raised his hand.


The Senator asks him what his name is.

"Kenneth"



"And what is your question, Kenneth?"



"I have three questions:

First - whatever happened to your medical health care plan?

Second - why would you run for President after your husband shamed the office?

And, Third - whatever happened to all those things you took when you left the White House?"



Just then the bell rings for recess. Hillary Clinton informs the children that they will continue after recess.


When they resume Hillary says, "Okay where were we? Oh, that's right, question time. Who has a question?"



A different little boy puts his hand up; Hillary points him out and asks him what his name is.



"Larry"



"And what is your question, Larry?"



"I have five questions:

First - whatever happened to your medical health care plan?

Second - why would you run for President after your husband shamed the office?

Third - whatever happened to all those things you took when you left the White House?

Fourth - why did the recess bell go off 20 minutes early?

And, Fifth - what happened to Kenneth...?



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1 posted on 03/20/2014 3:12:39 AM PDT by Reaganite Republican
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To: AdvisorB; ken5050; sten; paythefiddler; gattaca; bayliving; SeminoleCounty; chesley; Vendome; ...

-PING-


2 posted on 03/20/2014 3:13:20 AM PDT by Reaganite Republican
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To: Reaganite Republican

In the same vein, has anyone seen HRH lately? Undergoimg more treatment for her brain problems? Drying out (again)? Additional plastic surgery?

Remember, the RATS could run a dead person with a > 50% chance of a media-fueled victory: “Hillary Rotten Corpse / Crusty Pantsuit 2016”

Weekend at Bubba’s


3 posted on 03/20/2014 3:31:41 AM PDT by twister881
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To: Reaganite Republican

lol. That was kinda funny.


4 posted on 03/20/2014 3:46:50 AM PDT by napscoordinator ( Santorum-Bachmann 2016 for the future of the country!)
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To: twister881

“Additional plastic surgery”?
liposuction and a face lift!
Make the beast look like lurch?

Funny Hillary joke of the day a few days ago,
Hillary’s been gaining weight lately,
She puts of another 10 pounds or so and even Bill might hit on her.


5 posted on 03/20/2014 3:54:48 AM PDT by Joe Boucher ((FUBO) obammy lied and lied and lied)
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To: Joe Boucher
She puts of another 10 pounds or so and even Bill might hit on her.

Joe, that was a mental picture that I didn't need with my first cuppa joe.

slick and kankles doing the dance of the double backed dragon, eewwwwwwwugggghhhhhh, puk'en blood and lung parts.

6 posted on 03/20/2014 4:34:01 AM PDT by USS Alaska (Exterminate the terrorist savages, everywhere.)
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To: Reaganite Republican
what happened to Kenneth...?

She put the whammy on him!


7 posted on 03/20/2014 4:52:05 AM PDT by smoothsailing
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To: Reaganite Republican

Nice Job RR.


8 posted on 03/20/2014 4:57:57 AM PDT by verga (Poor spiritual health is often manifested with poor physical health.)
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To: twister881

Holed up with Huma somewhere


9 posted on 03/20/2014 4:58:41 AM PDT by Reaganite Republican
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To: verga

Thanks, got to pre empt any Hillary 2016 nonsense, and sooner the better lol


10 posted on 03/20/2014 4:59:38 AM PDT by Reaganite Republican
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To: Reaganite Republican

So, the perfect anti-Hillary bumper-stickers would be:

“We don’t want the China back that bad!”

“Hillary-The “DIFFERENCE” in BENGHAZI”


11 posted on 03/20/2014 5:19:00 AM PDT by G Larry (There's the Beef!)
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To: Reaganite Republican
Oldie (but still good).

The Chappaqua KFC named a bucket of chicken after Hillary.

It has two small breasts, two large thighs and a bunch of left wings.

12 posted on 03/20/2014 5:36:49 AM PDT by outofsalt (If history teaches us anything it's that history rarely teaches us anything.)
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To: Reaganite Republican

They killed Kenny!!!


13 posted on 03/20/2014 6:00:45 AM PDT by Clintons Are White Trash (If stupid ever reaches $150 a barrel then I want the drilling rights to Maxine Water's head.)
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