Skip to comments.Caption this photo of Obama getting a "checkup" from this kid
Posted on 03/08/2014 10:47:17 AM PST by The Looking Spoon
What's going on here? What's the kid checking for, and what is he saying to Obama?
I'll post the best/favorites early next week
“I don’t hear anything, but I smell bullsh@t!”
It's true… you have no heart.
“Sorry President Obama, it seems you have no heart.”
“your breath smells like menthol cigarettes, your eyes are glazed over, and that’s obviously a position your used to since your bath house days”
Sorry Mr. President but I’d be an idiot to want to be a doctor under Obamacare.”
“Both hands where I can see them Mr. President....away from my wallet.”
“Nurse, what we have here is an acute case of recto cranial inversion.”
I may LOOK like it, but I ain’t your son, for DAMN sure!
Just what I thought! Nothing!
Boy to 0bama
“Shush...Shush....You should see a Doctor”
President Obama gets a check-up from one of the first members of his new medical school program designed to deal with the doctor shortage cause by Obamacare. “Four-year-olds are quick to learn,” said Obama, “And they accept candy in lieu of cash reimbursements from the government. That’s a definite plus.”
“Mr. President, I hear a gerbil movin’ around in there! What have you and Reggie been doing this morning anyway?”
Now it is time to let the kid do a quadruple bi pass.
“See Evil, Hear Evil, Speak Evil”
Here, let me give you a stool sample while you’re trying to figure out how to use that thing.
Why did this person soil our carpet?
So my family is to give you twenty thousand a year for healthcare with a six thousand dollar deductible and all in return I am going to get from you is a squat and dump on this floor and you say I will take it?
“Hey, your heart goes poof-poof, poof-poof!”
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