[GraceG]

Of course with all the freaks out there today who would even notice a reptoid walking around, heck i would probably take a blood sucking reptile over a control freak progressive because at least you know that a blood sucking reptoid is after your blood.

[Alex Murphy]

Politicians don’t typically deign to respond to wild claims and accusations. But New Zealand’s Prime Minister John Key has publicly responded to an Open Information Act request for “any evidence to disprove the theory that Mr John Key is in fact a David Icke style shapeshifting reptilian alien ushering humanity towards enslavement.”

That's exactly what I'd expect a David Icke style shapeshifting reptilian alien to tell the public.

[OneWingedShark]

Of course with all the freaks out there today who would even notice a reptoid walking around, heck i would probably take a blood sucking reptile over a control freak progressive because at least you know that a blood sucking reptoid is after your blood.

And apparently some are pretty cute:

[faithhopecharity]

he sounds like he may be a good man, but for most politicians these days (at least in WashDC) nobody is going to believe them if they claim they aren’t some sort of hostile alien species

(especially the ones without valid Rock3 birth certificates)

[PAR35]

Once a politician starts to deny it, you know its true.

[Vince Ferrer]

Sounds like they are a bunch of speciesists there. Reptiles can have good ideas.

[Intolerant in NJ]

Well, I remember one who put out an ad to say she was not a witch - embarrassing......

[Moonman62]

Where do we file our complaint about John Kerry?