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Is it too soon to joke about how Helen Thomas returns from the dead?
The Looking Spoon ^ | 7-24-13 | The Looking Spoon

Posted on 07/24/2013 11:20:55 AM PDT by The Looking Spoon

I vote no...



TOPICS: Humor; Miscellaneous; Politics; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: helenthomas; partisanmedia; satire; slimer
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1 posted on 07/24/2013 11:20:55 AM PDT by The Looking Spoon
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To: The Looking Spoon

No.


2 posted on 07/24/2013 11:22:41 AM PDT by null and void (Republicans create the tools of oppression, and the democrats gleefully use them!)
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To: The Looking Spoon

You can ask her after she votes in the 2014 elections.


3 posted on 07/24/2013 11:24:16 AM PDT by MHGinTN (Being deceived can be cured.)
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To: The Looking Spoon

Not at all. Although it may take some time before she fulfills her quota of martyrs expecting their 72 virgins.


4 posted on 07/24/2013 11:24:39 AM PDT by House Atreides ( D)
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To: The Looking Spoon

Nuke it from orbit. Just to be sure.


5 posted on 07/24/2013 11:26:19 AM PDT by freedomlover
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To: The Looking Spoon

As a dung beetle.


6 posted on 07/24/2013 11:27:12 AM PDT by albie (re)
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To: The Looking Spoon

Are you sure she’s even dead? I don’t see how you could tell for certain.


7 posted on 07/24/2013 11:28:30 AM PDT by Kartographer ("We mutually pledge to each other our lives, our fortunes and our sacred honor.")
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To: The Looking Spoon
I thought we are to post either GRAPHIC or WARNINGs before posting any likeness of Helen Thomas.

well, her name is in the title, so I was on guard.

8 posted on 07/24/2013 11:32:06 AM PDT by BarbM (Portuguese Dog--Kenyan president)
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To: The Looking Spoon

When was the last time she looked alive?


9 posted on 07/24/2013 11:32:16 AM PDT by SampleMan (Feral Humans are the refuse of socialism.)
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To: The Looking Spoon

You mean she’s just down on a hudna?


10 posted on 07/24/2013 11:32:28 AM PDT by Hardraade (http://junipersec.wordpress.com (Obama: the bearded lady of Muslim Brotherhood))
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To: House Atreides
Not at all. Although it may take some time before she fulfills her quota of martyrs expecting their 72 virgins.

If this is the case, and she was one of the 72 virgins, I would not suspect that SHE would come back from the dead, but that the men would, just to get away from her.

11 posted on 07/24/2013 11:35:49 AM PDT by Mark17 (This creepy a$$ cracker is retiring in the Philippines)
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To: The Looking Spoon

Some respect for the dead would be appropriate.


12 posted on 07/24/2013 11:36:50 AM PDT by Samogon (Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools, because they have to say something. - Plato)
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Why? I didn’t respect her when she was alive.


13 posted on 07/24/2013 11:40:04 AM PDT by longfellow (Bill Maher, the 21st hijacker.)
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To: The Looking Spoon

“Ugly little spud, isn’t he?” -Ghostbusters


14 posted on 07/24/2013 11:44:21 AM PDT by Celerity
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To: Samogon

She’s gotten all the respect from me she ever earned.

If I were a mulsim or an antisemite (but I repeat myself) she’d get a lot more from me.

How much as she earned from you?


15 posted on 07/24/2013 11:44:33 AM PDT by null and void (Republicans create the tools of oppression, and the democrats gleefully use them!)
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To: The Looking Spoon

Helen Thomas is dead?

How can they tell?


16 posted on 07/24/2013 11:47:25 AM PDT by JT Hatter (Who is Barack Obama? And What is He Really Up To?)
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To: The Looking Spoon

I’d love to see Jay Carney get slimed!


17 posted on 07/24/2013 11:48:57 AM PDT by ThomasMore (Islam is the Whore of Babylon!)
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To: The Looking Spoon

No, but that sounds like a dandy subject for a screenplay for the folks who made Sharknado...


18 posted on 07/24/2013 11:57:43 AM PDT by Buckeye McFrog
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To: longfellow

Why? Just common decency.


19 posted on 07/24/2013 12:03:23 PM PDT by Samogon (Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools, because they have to say something. - Plato)
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To: null and void

None from me either. But now she is not with us anymore, it is in bad taste to laugh at deceased.


20 posted on 07/24/2013 12:05:23 PM PDT by Samogon (Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools, because they have to say something. - Plato)
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