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Step by step guide on how to avoid getting shot and killed by George Zimmerman
wordpress ^ | July 15, 2013 | Dan from Squirrel Hill

Posted on 07/15/2013 11:47:56 AM PDT by grundle

Step by step guide on how to avoid getting shot and killed by George Zimmerman

On July 15, 2013, thousands of protestors in Times Square chanted:

“Trayvon did not have to die. We don’t know the reason why.”

To those thousands of protestors, as well as to the millions of other people who share their point of view, I would like to present the following simple, handy dandy, step by step guide on how to avoid getting shot and killed by George Zimmerman. I follow these steps every day, and the results speak for themselves. If you follow these simple and easy steps, then you, too, can avoid getting shot and killed by George Zimmerman.

Step #1: Don’t pin George Zimmerman down on the ground.

Step #2: Don’t break George Zimmerman’s nose.

Step #3: Don’t give George Zimmerman two black eyes.

Step #4: Don’t repeatedly slam George Zimmerman’s head on the pavement.

That’s it. Just four simply, easy steps.

It works for me.

And if you follow these steps, it will work for you too.



TOPICS: Miscellaneous
KEYWORDS: georgezimmerman; justicefortrayvon; trayvonmartin; zimmerman
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To: donmeaker

Making a World War I reference...:)


81 posted on 07/15/2013 3:12:51 PM PDT by WinOne4TheGipper
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To: donmeaker
I wish Zimmerman hadn’t sent that darn telegram.

OK. I literally laughed out loud at that comment. I can't understand why I'd never put the two together before.

82 posted on 07/15/2013 3:28:07 PM PDT by zeugma (Those of us who work for a living are outnumbered by those who vote for a living.)
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To: justa-hairyape

I just happened to see it today on Jeff’s thread, a very good summary with photos that is well worth circulating:

http://freerepublic.com/focus/news/3042818/posts?page=64#64


83 posted on 07/15/2013 4:01:14 PM PDT by little jeremiah (Courage is not simply one of the virtues, but the form of every virtue at the testing point. CSLewis)
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To: meatloaf
I guess not. Didn’t Zimmerman start the ball rolling by looking at Trayvon while he was sitting in truck.

I thought the evidence was Tray vonMartin looked at Zimmerman

84 posted on 07/15/2013 4:28:48 PM PDT by Oztrich Boy
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To: Oztrich Boy

Looks like I left the /sarc tag off.


85 posted on 07/15/2013 4:53:03 PM PDT by meatloaf
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To: Political Junkie Too
PJ2;

As you've already guessed, multiculturalism is a door that only swings one way.
It never applies to us 'cuz we already have all the privilege and the key to the executive latrine.

Regards,
GtG

86 posted on 07/15/2013 6:35:26 PM PDT by Gandalf_The_Gray (I live in my own little world, I like it 'cuz they know me here.)
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To: Gandalf_The_Gray
I'm picking Door #3, that the Left doesn't really care, but they use it as an effective tool against the Right. Once multi-culturalism gets in the way of the Left's agenda, they will cast it aside, too.

-PJ

87 posted on 07/15/2013 7:48:11 PM PDT by Political Junkie Too (If you are the Posterity of We the People, then you are a Natural Born Citizen.)
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To: null and void
Or it could have gone like this:

Civility?

Gangstas don't gotta do no damn civility.

88 posted on 07/15/2013 8:11:59 PM PDT by TChad
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To: Former Proud Canadian

I have no doubt she egged him on.

They should be protesting, if not prosecuting her, a 19 Year Old Woman screwing with the Marijuana soaked mind of a 17 Year Old wannabe Gangsta.


89 posted on 07/15/2013 8:32:25 PM PDT by Kickass Conservative (They can follow the Communist, I'll follow the Constitution...)
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To: Kickass Conservative
KC, I would substitute "gangsta culture soaked" for "Marijuana soaked" in your post. The marijuana would, in reality, have slowed him down and made him more docile. The cultural and peer influences, especially from a gang banging father and a moronic girlfriend, are far more powerful.

The girlfriend and her attitude are particularly instructive. She is completely delusional. She lives in a "ghetto bubble". She is a perfect example of the parasitic class that is growing in number in urban America. You know what happens to parasites when the host dies.

90 posted on 07/16/2013 5:41:22 AM PDT by Former Proud Canadian (The IRS--a softer Gestapo)
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To: Yosemitest

This time GZ is “The Fist of Goodness”


91 posted on 07/31/2013 3:22:23 PM PDT by TurboZamboni (Marx smelled bad & lived with his parents most his life.)
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