Global warming; another of Uncle Democrat's campfire ghost stories falls apart

Coach is Right ^ | 6/26/13 | Derrick Hollenbeck

[Oldpuppymax]

We’re back at Camp Donkeyland peeking in as kindly old Uncle Democrat is once again scaring his Republican children with campfire ghost stories. This time Uncle Democrat tells his naïve little children Marco, Kelly, Bob, John and Lindsey that global warming is real and if they don’t support Uncle Democrat’s “fix” for it they will be labeled “Enemies of the State.”

He asks, “You don’t want to be labeled an ‘Enemy of the State’ do you children?” Little Marco, the most reliable of the Republican children, proudly...

[rktman]

It may be fallin’ apart but we’re gonna suffer in the interim. I guess nothing should surprise me anymore. Just shake my head, rattle my little pea brain, take a short breath (don’t want to add to the “pollution” by taking a deep one) and keep denying their BS. If they REALLY cared as they say they do, they would take themselves out of the equation for the good of gaia and all of mankind. But no, they are sooooo much smarter than we flat earthers, only they can tell us what’s in our best interests. Just like dr. hussein who, apparently, got an honorary doctorate in climatology from jim cantore at twc.

[SMARTY]

“Would you bet your paycheck on a weather forecast for tomorrow? If not, then why should this country bet billions on global warming predictions that have even less foundation?” Thomas Sowell

[GrandJediMasterYoda]

Al Gore Net Worth

How much is Al Gore worth?

$300 Million

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Al Gore's house

[OriginalChristian]

With all due respect to Thomas Sowell, who is always spot on, its not me betting my paycheck on GW, its Congress and Boob in the WH...

[JimRed]

The Muslim threat outweighs the “warming” threat by about 100 to one. All non-citizen Muslims should have been deported starting 9/12/01 and all citizen Muslims put under surveillance. For failing that I blame Bush, though the alternative to him was unthinkable.

[PATRIOT1876]

...and then the Global Warming picked up its own head and said, “Al Gore wants YOU to have it!!!”

*screaming children*
(some of the children’s hair turns white)