Posted on 05/13/2013 5:24:40 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson
PING!
Top 5?
Lets just hope this guy didn’t see the news out of Cleveland.
I’ve got the perfect girlfriends for that first jughead. Elana Kagen and Butchie Napolitano.
DUmmie Locut0s:
Asian Kisses
http://www.asiankisses.de
Plenty of Fish
http://www.pof.com/
Craigslist
http://www.craigslist.org
You know, we laugh at that guy in the photo, but he’s laughing all the way to the bank. Another one, David Icke, has built a cottage industry out of the whole thing.
The horrific mental image this thread gave me will haunt my dreams...
...except those filthy 'wingers. right?
I hasten to add that since each man will be required to do
prodigious...service along these lines, the women will have to be selected for
their sexual characteristics which will have to be of a highly stimulating nature.
Dear Desperate:
You have to expand your aspirations. There's more to life than just getting laid, being with a supermodel, enjoying those intimate dinners and those steamy hot tub sessions that culminate in a rubdown with an ostrich feather in a wading pool full of purple jello. That's all fun, to be sure. I know because it happens to me all the time. The reason it happens to me is that I'm an online relationship counselor, not a worthless, unemployed, neurotic tub of lard like you. You pay for my Lamborghini and my condo in Maui, Desperate, and I'm totally grateful, but the whole gravy train comes to a screeching halt if you should attain happiness in life and stop asking embarrassing questions to thousands of anonymous people on a website that's already full of fat, worthless sacks of donkey crap who are wondering the same thing. Take a look at their wasted lives, Desperate, and ask yourself, "Should I be taking relationship advice from guys who couldn't get laid in a Thai whorehouse with hundred-dollar bills glued to their hairy, hanging guts?" Sure there's hope, Desperate, the world is full of it, bright, clean, shining hope that is gushing like a fountain from a fertile and nurturing earth. But not for you.
sincerely,
BilltheDrill
Online Relationship Counselor
Nadin: “Ah yes, space travel. I am quiet well-versed on the subject you know. Take, for example, the...” Room clears out in 3.8 seconds
How stoopid do you have to be to not figure out how to dig a freaking hole? Send a Marine there. Tell him he needs to erect gamma-ray shielding. He'll have a tunnel half way to Olympus Mons by morning.
I don’t laugh at Giorgio, I laugh with him. He’s hysterical.
Get some confidence
Workout and eat right
Believe in yourself and trust God that He will find you the right person
Don't be an effeminate, girly man, liberal
Works for me!!! :P
Awesome personality, I get along with most people.
People who get along with most people piss me off.
There’s more to life than just getting laid, being with a supermodel, enjoying those intimate dinners and those steamy hot tub sessions that culminate in a rubdown with an ostrich feather in a wading pool full of purple jello.
Been there; done that...except it was green jello.
I shall say no more.
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