Skip to comments.DUmmie FUnnies 04-22-13 (DUmmies were hoping for a RW Boston Teabomber!)
Posted on 04/22/2013 10:36:11 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson
Let's see. . . . April 15, Tax Day. . . . Boston, site of the original Tea Party. . . . Boston, America's most liberal city. . . . "Patriots' Day," a term that the wingnuts would love to use. . . . So who are the obvious perpetrators of the Boston Marathon bombing? Why, right-wing white Christian conservatives, of course! Teabaggers! TeaBOMBERS!
That was the immediate and quite predictable reaction of the DUmmies in the wake of last week's bombing. Never mind the fact that 99% of all terrorist attacks in the world over the past 40+ years have been perpetrated by people who have one thing in common--and it ain't Christianity. No, we can't say that. So we'll ignore reality and hope against hope that it was some old white guy--maybe one of those dangerous Missouri Synod Lutherans--that did the deed.
To prove the point, today we'll look at a few of the DUmmieland threads that were posted in the aftermath of the bombing, before the actual perps were identified, namely, this THREAD by William Rivers Pitt, which the foul-mouthed Pitt entitles "J**** F***ing C*****"; another THREAD by the Bostonian Drunkard, "My City," in which Will makes it all about about Will; and this THREAD by some other DUmmie, "If This Doesn't Scream 'Teabagger Group,' I Don't Know What Does."
So let us now go back a week and watch the DUmmies jump to their preconceived conclusions, in Bolshevik Red, while the commentary of your humble guest correspondent, Charles Henrickson, back after a seven-week stretch of being too busy to DUFU, is in the [brackets]:
J**** F***ing C*****
[Will, if you were using our Lord's name rightly, as a prayer uttered in distress at the shocking news, that would be one thing. But you've got to turn it into a profanity, which is par for the course for you.]
Bombs at the marathon. . . . It happened right by the bandstands, hard to believe this was an oxygen tank or gas line or manhole explosion, but who knows.
[Oh, I think we all know, instantly, what happened and who did it. But I predict you DUmmies will not be able to SAY what everybody knows.]
[On that, Will, I think we all can agree. But now let's see you guys jump to your predictable prog conclusions . . .]
Sounds like rightwing nut group.
[Of course. Who else COULD it be?]
this smells like a domestic operation by a nut or two operating on their own, probably right wing.
Tax Day. Boston. Gun Legislation in Congress.
[Put out an APB for an orange-faced man from Ohio.]
my initial guess is anti-government, pro-gun, right wing cranks.
[And MY initial guess was that that would be YOUR initial guess.]
a Timothy McVeigh type. . . .
[PUH-LEEZE let it be a white guy with an Anglo-sounding name!!]
CNN just said it is "Patriots Day" too, kind of speculating the same way we were.
[CNN, engaging in wild speculation with a left-wing bias?? NO!!]
I think the fact that it happened in Boston, on Tax Day, at a section of the Marathon apparently dedicated to the families of the victims of the Newtown Shooting, at a time when congress is at least pretending to debate gun legislation.... paints a pretty clear picture of what forces might be at play, here.
[It's GOT to be anti-tax gun nuts! Case closed!]
I'm willing to bet, based upon the admittedly limited information available, that it was domestic right wing anti-government gun nuts.
[See, what did I tell you?]
On some other sites people are already accusing Islamic terrorists.
[You're kidding! How absurd is that? Isn't Islam "the Religion of Peace"?]
4 days before anniversary of Waco & Murrah Fed Building in OKC. My bet is anti-government gun nuts.
[On the DUmmieland tote board, "Right-Wing Gun Nut" is the prohibitive favorite.]
I'll bet you it's right-wingers. Tax Day, in Boston? The only question now is whether we're talking about religious theocrats, white-supremacists or anti-government/anti-taxers.
[Undoubtedly a combination thereof. "White Christian Teabagger," "Right-Wing Gun Nut," same difference.]
WTF? Islamists? Teabaggers?
[Clearly, Teabaggers. Islam is the Religion of Peace®.]
Someone's ass is gonna fry for this. I just hope it's the right ass.
[Which would be a right-wing ass.]
[Now William Rivers Pitt, aka the Bostonian Drunkard, starts another thread . . .]
[Note, not "Our City." "My City." Leave it to Will to make it all about Will.]
I have a two-week-old baby laying in the arms of my wife here at home.
[Yes, William Rivers Pitt is now a FATHER! More on that later. Please continue, Will, to make this major news event all about you.]
I live three miles away from where this happened. I am staying put...but I want to go down there WITH EVERY FIBER OF MY BEING.
[Just like you wanted to go down to the Occupy event all those months. But someone strapped you to your Barcalounger and you couldn't go.]
This is my city.
[No one else's. It's all about me.]
I want to go there to help, to find friends, to defy whoever did this, because f*** this sh*t, that's why. F*** this sh*t.
[Will uses profanity to make himself sound like a tough guy. He WOULD go down there and help the police and apprehend--and probably beat up--those right-wing teabagger bombers, but he just can't.]
But I'm staying put. G*d d*mn it to Hell, I'm staying put.
[Theyll just have to carry on without me.]
My daughter now lives in a world where her home town was bombed on Marathon Day. . . .
[A world in which William Rivers Pitt is her father. Yikes.]
Stay safe Pitt.
[Don't worry. William Rivers Pitt is Boston Strong.]
I was born about three Kilometers from the scene of interest. . . .
[Leave it to a DUmmie to say "Kilometers". . . .]
I may be 2800 miles away but it's a "home" place for me. . . .
[How many kilometers would that be?]
I'm proud of you Will. You are now in the group that have dependents. You hurt for your city and your friends but you also know your new, perfect, daughter now impacts your actions. A daughter needs her dad period end of story. You feel a new different pain that is agonizing and tormenting and that is a revelation that pulls you ever deeper into life and it's meaning. Hang in there bud, keep your family safe, go out of town and stay at a relatives and give yourself some respite. This is just the beginning, you might yourself making even more different choices as the new life you have plays out. Your going to do just fine.
[DUmmie Phlem agrees with Will: It's all about Will. Look, William WANTS to go down there and help WITH EVERY FIBER OF HIS BEING. This is HIS CITY, dammit! But he just can't.]
self serving blather. When so many people are doing things to help, why are you even bothering to post this? It's not your city, it's our city.
[William Rivers Pitt is the Shakespeare of self-serving blather. Self-serving blather is his métier.]
[Well, let's get back to finding out who the bombers are . . .]
If This Doesn't Scream "Teabagger Group," I Don't Know What Does
[After all, those Tea Party people have killed so many already.]
1. It was done on April 15th. Tax Day. Who hates taxes more than anyone?
2. It was done in Boston, where the original Boston TEA PARTY occurred.
[3. I WANT it to be them, so it must be.]
I'd be willing to bet you a shiny new dime that this is some far-right-wing, White (likely White Supremacist), Teabagger Militia group.
[Bet One D*mn Dime Day!]
I know that all the right-wingers in this country are just PRAYING that it's some Muslim terrorist group. . . .
[How about all the REALISTS in this country just REASONABLY SUSPECTING that it's Muslim terrorists, based on the history of these things? No, that can't be!]
so they can blame Obama for being soft on terrorism. . . .
[What if one of the bombers turns out to be a pot-smoking Obama supporter (which he is)? Would you make him an honorary DUmmie?]
the fact of the matter is that this whole situation just SCREAMS American far-right extremists.
Apparently we're supposed to wait an unspecified period of time before stating the obvious.
[After 24 business hours, we can state that you're obviously wrong.]
Date, time, place all scream right-wing domestic terrorism.
[You scream, I scream, we all scream . . . WE HOPE IT'S NOT ISLAM!!]
Maybe. But it sounds a lot like the bombings in London & Europe...in subways, on buses, in cafes. IEDs.
On second thought, what you say does make sense.
[Whew, you had me worried there for a minute! You were bordering on a Brief Moment of Mental Clarity!]
its common knowledge these tea party extremists HATE Massachusettes. . . .
[Therefore . . . therefore . . . THEY'RE THE BOMBERS!]
The Boston Marathon....on tax day....on Patriot Day....in Massachusetts....which has a BLACK governor who is best friends with Obama. . . .
[That's it! It's those d*mn racists! They HATE that we have a black man in the White House! Clear motive!]
Any psycho can make IED's these days, and plenty of people have experience with them and their application after our lengthy Iraq fiasco.
If it turns out a right-wing groups is responsible for this, I'm calling for their f***ing heads. After Sandy Hook, the NRA and the prosthetic penis club all called for us to "hold off". To "wait and be respectful". In other words, wait for the political fire to die down so they can do damage control and retain power. F*** that sh*t. I say strike while the iron is hot. I don't have to be respectful to a group of violent savages that are guilty of sedition and treason. I don't have to be respectful of these murderous reptiles that have repeatedly called for violence against us for daring to vote, daring to challenge them, daring to claim our civil rights. I don't have to be respectful to this toxic cancer that is eating our country alive. If they're responsible for this, I demand vengeance. I want these right-wing sons-of-b*tches to be put down.
[DUmmie backscatter712, for this hate-filled rant that does not wait for the facts, we hereby declare you the winner of today's Peace, Love, and Tolerance Award®. Congratulations!]
Will you do the same if it turns out to be Islamists?
[Which it did turn out to be, of course. Anybody with a brain could have predicted that. So, by Friday, what were the DUmmies saying to cover their tracks? Take a look . . .]
This had all the earmarks of a rightwing terrorist attack. It wasn't. But that doesn't change the fact that it had all the earmarks of one. . . . it still had TONS of evidence pointing to it being a rightwing terrorist attack. The fact that it was not does not change that fact.
[The fact that it MIGHT have been, but it wasn't--that is a FACT! Earmarks are close enough. It's a FACT that it could have been!]
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[PROUD PAPA PITT ADDENDUM: As noted upthread, William Rivers Pitt is now a FATHER! Will, I didn't know you had it in ya! Congratulations, and I mean it sincerely. Glad that mother and child are doing fine. Little Lola Jane is a cutie. And I really do think you'll be a devoted daddy. But I do get a kick out of the timing of the birth. Yes, friends, the offspring of William Rivers Pitt was born on--wait for it--April Fool's Day! How appropriate! Hee! Hee!]
And that's why you're still posting from Momma's basement & not raking it in at the tables in Vegas....
Oh, that's just negative-Nancy pessimism. It COULD be ALL THREE!!!
Or, they could just do what that a-hole over at HuffPo did and declare the two Chechen brothers "honorary conservatives".
Thank you Charles! I was hoping you would get to this!
Oh! And Top 10!
Ha! I hope these libtards are enjoying their crow sandwiches.
I begin to suspect the libtards have only one functional brain cell between the lot of them and so they have to share it, and it makes them all regurgitate the same leftist spew. They all sound alike to me. :)
This is a bit terrifying.
...and shoot every madre-koit carrying a Gadsden Flag with my ill-gotten assault rifle.
Goes without saying...
No, that would be your fringe element who does this, and the Islamic/Muslim people
you crouch behind hoping to do the dirty work for you. Wait until Blacks start
voting Conservative. I Can hardly wait to read that post.
Will you be posting a DUmmies FUnnies of their reactions after it was revealed that Rush Limbaugh wasn't branching out from EIB to IED?
Yes, this is a typical prog fallback position: "I was completely and utterly wrong to suspect the opposition, but the mere fact that my first instinct was to suspect them is an indictment* of them, not me."
* In the rhetorical sense, not the 24-business-hour sense
The New Right-wing Black Panther Party?
Any follow-up threads?
I looked over there (about to get in the shower — EWWW). NOTHING about the muslim scum and very little about Boston in general.
This had all the earmarks of a rightwing terrorist attack. It wasn’t. But that doesn’t change the fact that it had all the earmarks of one. . . . it still had TONS of evidence pointing to it being a rightwing terrorist attack. The fact that it was not does not change that fact.
It had all the earmarks of an attack from Mars. But it wasn’t.
No, it had tons of HOPEFUL SPECULATION, neither “evidence” nor “fact”.
Evidence is and remains that Muslim Chechens perpetrated the attack. Facts and evidence support each other: eyewitnesses, videos, still photos, social media postings, IEDs. Neither evidence nor facts are emotional, subjective or politically correct.
They have so changed the language that it is impossible to have a discussion, let alone one about legalities and reality.
C'mon guy, where's your sensitivity -- it's Kilometres
:: the fact that it had all the earmarks of one. . . The fact that it was not does not change that fact. ::
Obviously not a rhetoric student or math major.
Seriously, read that again, critically.
This DUmmie is saying that “the facts of reality” should never be substituted for real facts.
Funniest thing I’ve read in a while. Thank you.
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