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All-New 2014 Jeep Cherokee: UGLY as Homemade Shoes!
Reaganite Republican ^
| 25 March 2013
| Reaganite Republican
Posted on 03/25/2013 1:23:50 PM PDT by Reaganite Republican
What were they thinking...
As a lifelong car nut, I can assure you I'm about as open-minded as they get when it comes to automotive design... and if FIAT did even one thing good with Chrysler I just kind of assumed the Italians would be bringing some dashing, innovative styling to Mopars and Jeeps over the next few years... THEN THIS!
Pics of next year's replacement for the Jeep Liberty have been released, the 'bold' 2014 Jeep Cherokee: while there's no denying some original thinking here, the interwebs have exploded with derision, revulsion... and cackles of laughter:
"Kill it with fire"
"EpicSuperMegaFAIL face"
"The Catfish"
Those are some of the harsher critiques that greeted Jeep's "bold" new Cherokee on automotive websites around the world within hours of its unveiling.
The all-new mid-size SUV features polarising styling, with the recognisable seven-slot grille sporting a prominent horizontal crease through its centre.
Slimline headlights and larger, squared-off fog-lights and a thick, angular front bumper help cement the new look for a Cherokee that clearly looks as though it will appeal to a different market to the squarer Cherokees that have typified the breed...
Speaking of ugly cars...
TOPICS: Business/Economy; Chit/Chat; Miscellaneous
KEYWORDS: cherokee; chrylser; fiat; jeep
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To: Reaganite Republican
Fook that...very ugly. I’m buying Ford when the time comes...
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posted on
03/25/2013 1:32:57 PM PDT
by
oust the louse
(You need your parents signature to go on a school field trip but not to get an abortion.)
To: Reaganite Republican
They are just trying to mimic the BMW X5....but leaving just a touch of Jeep.
Do you dare to go offroad in it?
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posted on
03/25/2013 1:33:49 PM PDT
by
Ernest_at_the_Beach
((The Global Warming Hoax was a Criminal Act....where is Al Gore?))
To: Reaganite Republican
If you run it hard enough and long enough, does a panting tongue come out of the bottom grill opening?
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posted on
03/25/2013 1:33:56 PM PDT
by
N. Theknow
(Kennedys=Can't drive, can't ski, can't fly, can't skipper a boat, but they know what's best for you.)
To: Reaganite Republican
Reminds me of some of the asian charicatures from WWII propaganda.
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posted on
03/25/2013 1:34:38 PM PDT
by
chrisser
(Senseless legislation does nothing to solve senseless violence.)
To: Reaganite Republican
Trying to make it look more like Generic Asian Car, as with almost every automaker out there.
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posted on
03/25/2013 1:34:52 PM PDT
by
Notary Sojac
('Institutions will try to preserve the problems to which they are a solution.' - Clay Shirky)
To: Reaganite Republican
When this deal went through, I just said to myself, please, PLEASE don’t make a Fiatized Dodge Dart ... PLEASE!
Now the faux Darts are being made 10 miles from my home. Dart lovers are peeved, Euro lovers (I’m not kidding) want to know why they didn’t make it a HATCHBACK.
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posted on
03/25/2013 1:37:10 PM PDT
by
Dr. Sivana
(HRC:"Sometimes she looks like a primary schoolgirl and sometimes a pensioner going shopping,"-NKorea)
To: Reaganite Republican
Live axles or independent?! What engine!
Jeeps are all ugly, but supposed to be utilitarian. I hate the squishy smooth rides and all the luxury the newer ones have.
I like mine.. No top, no doors, no a/c, no stereo, harsh ride.. LOVE IT
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posted on
03/25/2013 1:37:19 PM PDT
by
absolootezer0
(2x divorced tattooed pierced harley hatin meghan mccain luvin' REAL beer drinkin' smoker ..what?)
To: Reaganite Republican
I think it looks decent....but FIAT needs to pull the JEEP Label off of it.
Fiat ought to know better than mess with jeep's offroad credentials...!!
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posted on
03/25/2013 1:37:48 PM PDT
by
Ernest_at_the_Beach
((The Global Warming Hoax was a Criminal Act....where is Al Gore?))
To: Reaganite Republican
Blend that big “mouth” on the front fascia (maybe by taking the chrome trim off?) and it wouldn’t be drastically different than the “bulky box” look the Cherokee has today.
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posted on
03/25/2013 1:38:46 PM PDT
by
IronJack
(=)
To: shove_it
Is that the Cleveland skyline lol
To: chrisser
“Reminds me of some of the asian charicatures from WWII propaganda”
____________________________
LMAO x 1000!!!
To: illiac
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posted on
03/25/2013 1:42:43 PM PDT
by
Responsibility2nd
(NO LIBS. This Means Liberals and (L)libertarians! Same Thing. NO LIBS!!)
To: Dr. Sivana
They need to bring back the Slant Six~
To: Reaganite Republican
The grille makes it look like one of the Osmonds.
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posted on
03/25/2013 1:45:08 PM PDT
by
SERKIT
("Blazing Saddles" explains it all.......)
To: Reaganite Republican
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posted on
03/25/2013 1:45:21 PM PDT
by
KC_Lion
(Build the America you want to live in at your address, and keep looking up.-Sarah Palin)
To: Reaganite Republican
Ha ... “mutant” about covers it! The grill and air intake below are just hideous ... might be different if they removed the chrome accents to keep them from standing out so much. Sorry, Jeep, but I wouldn’t buy one of these on a bet — not interested in winning “ugliest car in the neighborhood” award!!
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posted on
03/25/2013 1:45:33 PM PDT
by
Fast Moving Angel
(A moral wrong is not a civil right: No religious sanction of an irreligious act.)
To: Ernest_at_the_Beach
It’s based on the Alfa Romeo Giulietta platform, same as the Dodge Dart, making it a ‘crossover’ and not an SUV.
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posted on
03/25/2013 1:45:40 PM PDT
by
jjotto
("Ya could look it up!")
To: Reaganite Republican
Makes me happy I decided to buy a 2013 Jeep Grand Cherokee Overland 4x4 last year when they came out.
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posted on
03/25/2013 1:47:05 PM PDT
by
Pox
(Good Night. I expect more respect tomorrow.)
To: Reaganite Republican
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posted on
03/25/2013 1:48:07 PM PDT
by
Howie66
(Molon Labe, Traitors!)
To: rrrod
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