Posted on 03/22/2013 11:08:06 PM PDT by John Semmens
A tearful Representative Debbie Wasserman-Schultz (D-Fla) blamed “heartless Republicans” for the “severe hardships” the sequester is imposing on members of her staff.
“Nearly half of my office staff has been forced to forgo lunch on a daily basis because of the cruel budget cuts that have been forced down our throats by the GOP,” the Congresswoman claimed.
The “toll of suffering” has been less than half because “some have been able to make do with sack lunches of leftovers or peanut butter sandwiches they bring from home,” she explained. “This is not a solution that can be applied across-the-board, though. Some simply lack the skill required to assemble their own lunches. Others feel that going out for lunch is an essential part of being a person of stature.”
Wasserman-Schultz suggested that those wanting to help preserve the dignity and health of those serving in government could make a cash donation to the “Congressional Aide Feeding Fund” and should call her office (202- 225-7931) to arrange for automatic monthly transfers from their checking accounts.
if you missed any of this week's other semi-news/semi-satire posts you can find them at...
http://azconservative.org/2013/03/22/dem-says-aides-face-starvation-because-of-sequester/
ping
LOL!
Wait! Whut?
I could swear I read she actually said this....
Satire on top of satire?
It’s too much John!
Too much!
SHEESH! Good one John. Thanks for the chuckle, and the ping.
Yep! You make me sick John! Your humor is just to close to reality but, OH so funny.
I did read that nearly drowned and still wet behind the ears, with a most unfortunate hairdo did indeed say:
http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2013/mar/22/debbie-wasserman-schultz-sequester-nearly-starving/
Not to dump on your usual excellent humor but, it’s too damned much anymore.
I can’t stand the amount of stoopitity and ugly people anymore...
should we hope they eat eachother?
Wouldn’t it be nice if this were true...
Sorry Debbie whatshername? My give a damn is broken.
Doesn’t the cafeteria still serve the $2 Navy Bean soup?
I keep having visons of people dressed in rags bent over their desks in a counting house working by candle light.
She has enough in her saddle bags to sustain the masses.
I’m going to be laughing about this the entire weekend and likely into next week.
Every time a Democrat aide starves, an angel gets his wings.
There's always Food Stamps.
ROTFLMAO! Perfect! John, you really nailed this one!
LOL Sounds like something she would say.
That pig could feed an African village for 3-4 weeks.
Hell...had me looking up the toll free # for Dominoes before I realized it was you.
Good one John.
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