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Joe Biden Calls Michelle Obama's New Hairstyle Ghetto Chic (SATIRE)
The Daily Rash ^ | January 2013 | The Daily Rash

Posted on 03/02/2013 7:48:30 PM PST by CharlieD1

WASHINGTON – At last night’s White House state dinner honoring former D.C. Mayor Marion Barry, Vice President Biden managed to ignite a bit of a firestorm when he addressed the honoree and distinguished guests. After thanking Mayor Barry for his public service and congratulating him on his many accomplishments, the vice president strayed off-script and embarked on a bewildering oration that left some of the dinner guests uneasy and all of the guests confused. Mr. Biden’s discourse began to meander wildly when his subject matter shifted from Marion Barry to Mrs. Obama’s new haircut.

“I’ve always been a big fan of the Beatles,” Biden said, “so I would be remiss if I didn’t take a moment and compliment the first lady on her lovely new hairstyle. You look beautiful, my dear. That’s a good lookin’ head of hair.”

Mrs. Obama shyly waved as the dinner guests applauded.

“It’s a very hip look,” he continued. “I think in the hood they call that ghetto chic. Am I right?” The vice president winked at the first lady.

Mrs. Obama forced a smile as a few uncomfortable laughs pierced the silence.

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TOPICS: Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: biden; flotus; obama; satire

1 posted on 03/02/2013 7:48:46 PM PST by CharlieD1
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To: CharlieD1

Joe and Mooch deserve each other.


2 posted on 03/02/2013 7:53:18 PM PST by Catmom
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To: CharlieD1

Puhleeze. Get the white jacket with the sleeves that tie in the back and lock him up!


3 posted on 03/02/2013 7:53:36 PM PST by afraidfortherepublic
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To: CharlieD1

A black gal at work showed up this week with beatle bangs.


4 posted on 03/02/2013 7:54:03 PM PST by mylife (The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
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To: afraidfortherepublic

Looks like only one man has the right to say any fool thing he wants and its the Vice President—thank god for him. He will be missed when Obama has him taken out.


5 posted on 03/02/2013 7:56:30 PM PST by Forward the Light Brigade (Into the Jaws of H*ll)
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To: CharlieD1

Oooooooo-k.....so I click the link and read the whole thing. Now, I’m not familiar with this site, so I’m guessing it’s a satirical site a la The Onion, because there is NO bloody way Biden, dumb as a brick as he is, said THAT s**t......

Someone set me straight here....???


6 posted on 03/02/2013 7:56:39 PM PST by RightOnline (I am Andrew Breitbart!)
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To: CharlieD1

And moocher’s husband is “clean and articulate”. LOL

Biden must have something on zero to keep his job.


7 posted on 03/02/2013 7:58:00 PM PST by Aria ( 2008 & 2012 weren't elections - they were coup d'etats.)
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To: RightOnline

OK, never mind. Went back, clicked “About”....and yes, it’s purely a satirical site.


8 posted on 03/02/2013 7:58:20 PM PST by RightOnline (I am Andrew Breitbart!)
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To: CharlieD1

I don’t know what’s more appalling, Joe Biden’s comment, or the fact that they were honoring Marion “The Bitch Set Me Up” Barry at the White House.


9 posted on 03/02/2013 7:59:51 PM PST by mass55th (Courage is being scared to death - but saddling up anyway...John Wayne)
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To: CharlieD1

LOL!
That is some damn funny writing.
Definitely worth going to the site to read the whole thing.


10 posted on 03/02/2013 8:02:05 PM PST by Lancey Howard
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To: RightOnline
Oooooooo-k.....so I click the link and read the whole thing. Now, I’m not familiar with this site, so I’m guessing it’s a satirical site a la The Onion, because there is NO bloody way Biden, dumb as a brick as he is, said THAT s**t...... Someone set me straight here....???

With tags like these:

Tags: Fake News, Hillary Clinton, humor, Joe Biden, Marion Barry, Michelle Obama, parody, Politics, President Obama, Satire, Spoof, The Daily Rash, Washington, White House
that's pretty much a certainty. With Ol' Shotgun Joe, though, it can be hard to tell.
11 posted on 03/02/2013 8:02:43 PM PST by Bob
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To: CharlieD1

I’d say welcome to FR. But I wouldn’t mean it.


12 posted on 03/02/2013 8:03:10 PM PST by Mamzelle
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To: CharlieD1

“honoring former D.C. Mayor Marion Barry”
Does one need to read further?


13 posted on 03/02/2013 8:04:00 PM PST by Ouchthatonehurt ("When you're going through hell, keep going." - Sir Winston Churchill)
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To: RightOnline

http://www.thedailyrash.com/about/

About
The Daily Rash is satire! Merely a parody of the life that we watch around us daily. We spoof the famous and not so famous people who fill our lives with beauty and who bring us so much joy. Any similarities between our stories and real life are coincidental. Nothing here is very true.

Mark Donahue is the guy in charge. After years of laughing alone he decided to share what nobody else thinks is funny with the entire world. And yes, he is still laughing alone. Probably in a damp room with little ventilation.
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But it wouldn’t take much to convince me that joe would actually say something like that. Remember “clean and articulate?”


14 posted on 03/02/2013 8:04:46 PM PST by MestaMachine (Sometimes the smartest man in the room is standing in the midst of imbeciles.)
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To: RightOnline

Really? This is the guy that said to a black crowd Republicans were “going to put you all back in chains”.

It might be satirical but when it comes to Biden nothing would surprise me.


15 posted on 03/02/2013 8:06:38 PM PST by CommieCutter
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17 posted on 03/02/2013 8:13:32 PM PST by Slyfox (Arbitrary power is most easily established on the ruins of liberty abused to licentiousness -G Wash.)
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To: CharlieD1; All

Everyone needs to understand. EVERYTHING this administration does is theatrics. EVERYTHING. From the contrived ‘backdrops’ for the photo-ops to the press releases....to the president’s speeches.

Biden was CHOSEN to be ‘the stupid white guy’. He’s ‘gaffe-tastic’ and it’s intentional.

This has been the indoctrination in popular culture for some time, now.

Norman Lear was a master at it:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FmmW9lzJkug


18 posted on 03/02/2013 8:14:35 PM PST by RushIsMyTeddyBear (Great vid by ShorelineMike! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KOZjJk6nbD4&feature=plcp)
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To: CharlieD1

The Gaffe-O-Matic gaffes again!


19 posted on 03/02/2013 8:15:28 PM PST by Jack Hydrazine (It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine!)
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To: Catmom

Couldn’t SlowJoe put a part across the top of her head with a DB shotgun?


20 posted on 03/02/2013 8:24:44 PM PST by Paladin2
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To: CharlieD1

21 posted on 03/02/2013 8:30:04 PM PST by smoothsailing
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To: Lancey Howard

They’ve got some great Biden and Al Sharpton stories. Funny stuff


22 posted on 03/02/2013 8:55:23 PM PST by CharlieD1
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To: CharlieD1

just be careful, I don’t think the mods like satire much


23 posted on 03/02/2013 9:25:11 PM PST by GeronL (http://asspos.blogspot.com)
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24 posted on 03/03/2013 7:58:07 AM PST by SWAMPSNIPER (The Second Amendment, a Matter of Fact, Not a Matter of Opinion)
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