But now the coffee bean has been used up. The next brew will be weak. Nice try, though. :)
I agree with you. The coffee isn't what I'd want to be. The coffee turns nice clear healthy water into poo color. Sure, it smells nice at first but after a day or so of sitting around it molds and needs to be thrown out. It also becomes a crutch where you can't function without it like government gimmies. The coffee is too much like hussein with all his glorious promises and changes but it's all rotting lies that needs to be flushed. The carrot helps you see through the dark times and the egg can change to fit the situation but the more you mess with it the stronger it gets. Both are better than the coffee.