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Michelle Obama Won An Award Made Just For Her At This Year's Oscars
The Looking Spoon ^ | 2-25-13 | The Looking Spoon

Posted on 02/25/2013 8:05:45 AM PST by The Looking Spoon

True story, I made it...just for her!



TOPICS: Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: michelleobama; moochelle; oscars; satire

1 posted on 02/25/2013 8:05:55 AM PST by The Looking Spoon
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To: The Looking Spoon

“I’d like to thank all the little people”


2 posted on 02/25/2013 8:08:18 AM PST by headstamp 2 (What would Scooby do?)
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To: The Looking Spoon

LOL


3 posted on 02/25/2013 8:09:58 AM PST by fatnotlazy
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To: headstamp 2

It was certainly magnanimous of her to allow her mostly white waitstaff to be on screen with her.


4 posted on 02/25/2013 8:10:56 AM PST by newheart (The greatest trick the left ever pulled was convincing the world it was not a religion.)
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To: newheart

Does she not understand how stupid she looks with those bangs?


5 posted on 02/25/2013 8:14:15 AM PST by 9422WMR
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To: The Looking Spoon

I realize it’s just the lighting, but Her Majesty looks like she has a 5 o’clock shadow.

Or, maybe it isn’t the lighting.


6 posted on 02/25/2013 8:14:24 AM PST by Fresh Wind (The last remnants of the Old Republic have been swept away.)
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To: The Looking Spoon

You’d think that with 42 personal dress/putty/bondo/cosmetic/wig attendants that she has, that they could do something with that face. Something . . . anything . . .

I’m just thinking of that tax dollars wasted to haul her and her 42 minions across the country at taxpayers’ expense just to have her lard-ass hauled out there for the worship.

Haven’t watched the OSCARS since Johnny Carson


7 posted on 02/25/2013 8:15:18 AM PST by laweeks
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To: Fresh Wind

You can put lipstick on a pig, but it’s still just a uh, um, er, oh forget it.


8 posted on 02/25/2013 8:16:03 AM PST by 9422WMR
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To: The Looking Spoon
"Let them eat pie."

Leni

9 posted on 02/25/2013 8:16:03 AM PST by MinuteGal
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To: The Looking Spoon

I am no fan of Zero or Michelle but I really don’t see why we have to stoop to making fun of the First Lady’s bedonkadonk. It just seems beneath common ‘conservative’ decency: mean, ungentlemanly, childish, and a little creepy.


10 posted on 02/25/2013 8:17:58 AM PST by golux
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To: Fresh Wind

We does have that Fred Flintstone look...


11 posted on 02/25/2013 8:20:05 AM PST by Cowboy Bob (Soon the "invisible hand" will press the economic "reset" button.)
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To: The Looking Spoon

Hermaphrodite (from the Louvre)

12 posted on 02/25/2013 8:25:57 AM PST by Obama_Is_Sabotaging_America (PRISON AT BENGHAZI?????)
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To: The Looking Spoon

13 posted on 02/25/2013 8:26:27 AM PST by JoeProBono (A closed mouth gathers no feet - Mater tua caligas exercitus gerit ;-{)
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To: golux

14 posted on 02/25/2013 8:34:11 AM PST by Casie (Chuck Norris 2016)
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To: golux
I am no fan of Zero or Michelle but I really don’t see why we have to stoop to making fun of the First Lady’s bedonkadonk. It just seems beneath common ‘conservative’ decency: mean, .

Also, you used the word "bedonkadonk" so you lost 10 points of credibility and thus the gravitas to deem others "ungentlemanly, childish, or a little creepy". Heehee, no hard feelings. I just thought your post was funny. :)

15 posted on 02/25/2013 8:40:03 AM PST by Casie (Chuck Norris 2016)
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To: newheart

She may use them as waitstaff, but they are Military Officers. Why were they there at mid-night Sunday?


16 posted on 02/25/2013 8:42:01 AM PST by mortal19440
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To: The Looking Spoon

Michelle Obama Won An Award Made Just For Her At This Year’s Oscars.
What did they give her a bone?.


17 posted on 02/25/2013 8:47:16 AM PST by Vaduz
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To: JoeProBono

I love the bow! haha!


18 posted on 02/25/2013 8:48:21 AM PST by Casie (Chuck Norris 2016)
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To: mortal19440

Because they were ordered to be there. And to SMILE, and look like they are enjoying it.


19 posted on 02/25/2013 8:50:53 AM PST by Venturer
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To: 9422WMR
She will never understand that as long as every news show and variety show host tells her how great she looks.

I loathe that woman.

20 posted on 02/25/2013 8:51:00 AM PST by hattend (Firearms and ammunition...the only growing industries under the Obama regime.)
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To: Vaduz

What is it with people who are thrilled to get an award for doing nothing. I would think they would be mortified.


21 posted on 02/25/2013 8:51:21 AM PST by ladyjane (For the first time in my life I am not proud of my country.)
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To: Venturer

Sad, but probably true.


22 posted on 02/25/2013 8:52:28 AM PST by mortal19440
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To: golux

Oh golux, of course we are going to make fun of Mooch. What else do we have to laff about? If we don’t, we Conservatives may have to face the fact that she is actually our First Lady and that is grounds for ingesting heavy medication.


23 posted on 02/25/2013 8:53:04 AM PST by Mountain Mary (Pray for our Republic...)
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To: ladyjane

It’s an ego thing.


24 posted on 02/25/2013 8:55:19 AM PST by Vaduz
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To: hattend

But hattend, nobody understands the “SCH-TRUGGLES”(whistle that word through teeth with protruding lower lip) she has seen...


25 posted on 02/25/2013 8:58:58 AM PST by Mountain Mary (Pray for our Republic...)
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To: Casie; golux
Actually, I thought "bedonkadonk" was entirely apropos.

Lesser and more mundane terms simply do not adequately address a "bedonkadonk" of such impressive magnitude.


Snort!

26 posted on 02/25/2013 8:59:08 AM PST by Smokin' Joe (How often God must weep at humans' folly. Stand fast. God knows what He is doing)
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To: Casie

Fatter

MichelleFatAsses.

27 posted on 02/25/2013 9:07:32 AM PST by Foolsgold (Those who are too smart to engage in politics are punished by being governed by those who are dumber)
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To: The Looking Spoon

WOW- do I get my law license back, too?

28 posted on 02/25/2013 9:07:42 AM PST by Baynative (Lord, keep your arm around my shoulder and your hand over my mouth.)
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To: Baynative

Exactly!


29 posted on 02/25/2013 9:16:54 AM PST by hattend (Firearms and ammunition...the only growing industries under the Obama regime.)
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To: Cowboy Bob
We does have that Fred Flintstone look...

LOL! In more ways than one!

30 posted on 02/25/2013 9:21:43 AM PST by Fresh Wind (The last remnants of the Old Republic have been swept away.)
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To: 9422WMR
<<>> They get longer each time I see her picture. Maybe, if we're lucky.......
31 posted on 02/25/2013 9:59:35 AM PST by kitkat (STORM THE HEAVENS WITH PRAYERS FOR OUR COUNTRY)
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To: Casie

I have seen this picture before and would love to know the identities of the two lovely lasses to the left of the wookie.


32 posted on 02/25/2013 10:18:48 AM PST by bk1000 (A clear conscience is a sure sign of a poor memory)
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To: bk1000

Then France’s President Sarkozy’s wife Karla Bruni and Princess Letizia of Spain.

Moochie Obama wasn’t really going up the stairs with them, she went up alone and then she was photoshopped in for a comparison.


33 posted on 02/25/2013 10:40:37 AM PST by hattend (Firearms and ammunition...the only growing industries under the Obama regime.)
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To: bk1000

Princess in Red, Bruni in Blue.

Wookie in frump and wrinkles.


34 posted on 02/25/2013 10:42:30 AM PST by hattend (Firearms and ammunition...the only growing industries under the Obama regime.)
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To: Casie

That photo has been a personal favorite of mine since that meeting.


35 posted on 02/25/2013 11:42:35 AM PST by OldEagle
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To: golux
I am no fan of Zero or Michelle but I really don’t see why we have to stoop to making fun of the First Lady’s bedonkadonk. It just seems beneath common ‘conservative’ decency: mean, ungentlemanly, childish, and a little creepy.

Thank you for noticing.
I appreciate it, and I'm sure so does Sasquatch.

36 posted on 02/25/2013 7:48:19 PM PST by publius911 (Look for the Unin label, then buy something else.)
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To: mortal19440
She may use them as waitstaff, but they are Military Officers.

Pretty much my point.

37 posted on 02/25/2013 9:08:39 PM PST by newheart (The greatest trick the left ever pulled was convincing the world it was not a religion.)
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To: hattend

Thanks!


38 posted on 02/26/2013 7:53:30 AM PST by bk1000 (A clear conscience is a sure sign of a poor memory)
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