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Obama Skeet Shooter??? The Controversy Continues
Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 2-3-2013 | MOTUS

Posted on 02/03/2013 9:13:31 AM PST by NOBO2012

Day 2 and the controversy heats up: Did Big Guy play golf or go shootin’ on his birthday?

First, some information on background: Despite being surrounded by well-equipped Secret Service agents at all times, BO insists on packin’ his own:

am I packin'; of course I'm pakin'[4]Bo's packin' 2

Oh yeah; it’s big. It’s black. It’s powerful. It’s Barry’s Black-Barry (BBB), and it’s smokin’ hot.

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BBB allows him to shoot off important text messages at any time:

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After handling another crisis, Big Guy returns his piece to its holster:

Obama walks to Oval Office

For an experienced shooter like BO, there is no doubt in my mind that he could squeeze in both a golf game and  a skeeter shoot at the same time. If you still don’t believe me, here’s an un-retouched photo as evidence:

090121-obama-blackberry-vmed-4pFore! Score! I started a war!

And if you still need evidence that gay guys can shoot straight, here’s an archival photo of JFK  at Camp David with world famous gay writers Gore Vidal (dark glasses) and Tennessee Williams(snip)photo-vidal-tennessee-jfk-skeet-01

I rest my case.

I close today’s episode of The Skeet Shooter with an homage to  Mason Williams most famous poem, Them Moose Goosers: (with apologies to real skeet shooters)

Them Skeet Shooters

How ‘bout them skeet shooters

ain’t they sweet?

Up in them boondocks

composin’ they Tweets.

 

Shootin’ them big skeet (snip)

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TOPICS: Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: banglist; guncontrol; obama; secondamendment; serialliar; skeet
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To: NOBO2012

Obammy!
Skeet shooter?
buggerer maybe,
Sheet shooter, no.


21 posted on 02/03/2013 12:37:50 PM PST by Joe Boucher ((FUBO))
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To: NOBO2012

Obammy!
Skeet shooter?
buggerer maybe,
Sheet shooter, no.


22 posted on 02/03/2013 12:39:24 PM PST by Joe Boucher ((FUBO))
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To: Lancey Howard
From People's Cube


23 posted on 02/03/2013 12:42:42 PM PST by BunnySlippers (I LOVE BULL MARKETS . . .)
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24 posted on 02/03/2013 1:51:59 PM PST by Diogenesis (De Oppresso Liber)
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To: NOBO2012
Here is a picture of him shooting skeet without the mom jeans.


25 posted on 02/03/2013 2:50:13 PM PST by Bon mots (Abu Ghraib: 47 Times on the front page of the NY Times | Benghazi: 2 Times)
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To: elcid1970

Gil Elvgren was actually a pretty famous “pin-up” artist back in the day.

http://elvgrenpinup.com/elvgren_titles_M_O.html


26 posted on 02/03/2013 5:32:55 PM PST by Lancey Howard
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To: Joe Boucher

27 posted on 02/03/2013 5:36:10 PM PST by inkfarmer
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To: Bon mots
Skeet Surfin'
28 posted on 02/03/2013 5:36:20 PM PST by ItsForTheChildren
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To: riverrunner

“Browning or remington copy of the browning. The shooter also has poor form.”

might be a winchester


29 posted on 02/03/2013 7:38:29 PM PST by bravo whiskey (“People should not be afraid of their governments. Governments should be afraid of their people.”)
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