[cripplecreek]

[Telepathic Intruder]

“run away,” and “remain out of sight of the shooter.”

I would have never thought of that. Most people instinctively think they should walk up to the shooter and offer to buy him a drink to take the edge off.

[yefragetuwrabrumuy]

Why doesn’t she just come out and call for a crackdown on those violent criminals who use paper as a weapon, and are responsible for at least no attacks so far this year?

Of course, if the violent criminals are armed with rocks, you are boned.

[Oztrich Boy]

What if the shooter has a rock?

[QT3.14]

Hey 'Big' Sis! I'm confused. Scissors?

Your boss Barry few years back said “If they bring a knife to the fight,
we bring a gun.”

So if the crook has a gun, we bring a scissor?

But, if the crook has a knife, we bring a gun?

[joseph20]

Do The SNiVeL:

Step 1: "S" is for Safe - Assume a safe, fetal position, preferably under a table or other cover.

Step 2: "N" & "V" are for Non-Violent - Remember, remain non-violent. Moves that could be interpreted as 'self-defense' may only serve to further provoke your assailant. Offer no resistance.

Step 3: "L" is for Limp - Remain limp while begging and groveling for your life!!! This is no time for pride or courage, so cry like a girl, you fool!!! This will always serve you better than a firearm, which would only inject more violence into the situation. Finally, stay limp until your assailant has finished beating you like a rented mule. He will eventually tire from pummeling you mercilessly and choose to move on to a more entertaining endeavor, such as beating your spouse and/or children.

[PLD]

She is an ignorant idiot..I hope I live long enough to see all of these fools packing their bags and moving out of Washington..

Every day I wake up i think what today what will the fools come up with today..

[El Cid]

Just because scissors are the tool of choice for these folks when it comes to executing a partial birth abortion, does not mean it should be our primary means of defense when confronted with an armed villain... But of course, we know the real intent of this Government is to disarm the citizenry...

[Rodamala]

[Nuc 1.1]

Scissors are OK in a pinch though I would prefer a ball point pen. Either could easily put down an assailant.

[SWAMPSNIPER]

[Repeat Offender]

Don't worry, Department of Homeland Stupidity to the rescue.

Following the Ft. Hood terror incident a logical person would've thought some of the restrictions would be lifted and more service members would be allowed to carry loaded weapons on base.... ie service members would be able to protect themselves.

Instead, the military adopted the Department of Homeland Stoopittity video and passed it off as "training."

Standing by for scissors to now be classified as "assault scissors" and "military in nature." Just for posting this I now run the risk of being detained by the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms, Explosives, and Scissors

Or, I will be detained by the Takes Scissors Away (TSA) the next time I fly.

FUBO and FUJN

Have fun America and enjoy your softer kinder more faggotized military. Some possible DHS approved military recruiting slogans:

Army Coward of One

Marines: First to the Fetal

Marines: America's 9-1-1 Farce in pansyness

Cry all you can Cry in the Army

Navy: Global force of moral relativism

AF: Aim, Cry

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