Janet Napolitano suggests we fight back against "active shooters"--with SCISSORS!

Coach is Right ^ | 2/2/13 | Doug Book

[SWAMPSNIPER]

[Repeat Offender]

Don't worry, Department of Homeland Stupidity to the rescue.

Following the Ft. Hood terror incident a logical person would've thought some of the restrictions would be lifted and more service members would be allowed to carry loaded weapons on base.... ie service members would be able to protect themselves.

Instead, the military adopted the Department of Homeland Stoopittity video and passed it off as "training."

Standing by for scissors to now be classified as "assault scissors" and "military in nature." Just for posting this I now run the risk of being detained by the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms, Explosives, and Scissors

Or, I will be detained by the Takes Scissors Away (TSA) the next time I fly.

FUBO and FUJN

Have fun America and enjoy your softer kinder more faggotized military. Some possible DHS approved military recruiting slogans:

Army Coward of One

Marines: First to the Fetal

Marines: America's 9-1-1 Farce in pansyness

Cry all you can Cry in the Army

Navy: Global force of moral relativism

AF: Aim, Cry

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My

Assault

Rifle

Is

Now

Effectively a pair of

Scissors