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My Trip to the Gun Store
Reaganite Republican ^
| 01 February 2013
| Reaganite Republican
Posted on 01/31/2013 11:04:53 PM PST by Reaganite Republican
Yesterday I decided to head-out and get a bit more ammo before the Obama and his congressional minions had a chance to impose more regulation and/or bans...
Luckily, I picked up 8mm, .357, and 12-gauge shells, and after a considerable wait in line it was my turn to pay. So then the cashier says 'strip down, facing me.'
I couldn't believe it- all I could think was 'this time these pinheads in Congress have gone WAY too far...'
Making a mental note to complain to the manager about the gun registry people running amok, I did just as she had instructed.
Alas, when all the hysterical shrieking and alarms finally subsided, I found out that she was referring to my credit card.
I have been asked to shop elsewhere in the future- they need to make their instructions to us old guys a little clearer!
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TOPICS: Government; Humor; Politics; Society
KEYWORDS: ammo; guns; rights; store
To: AdvisorB; ken5050; sten; paythefiddler; gattaca; bayliving; SeminoleCounty; chesley; narses
AdvisorB, Ken5050, sten, paythefiddler, gattaca, bayliving, SeminoleCounty, chesley, narses
To: Reaganite Republican
Thal shalt be receiving my dry cleaning bill, since orange juice shot through the nose at a sufficient velocity does stain things within the cone of death...;-)
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posted on
01/31/2013 11:19:34 PM PST
by
stevie_d_64
(It's not the color of one's skin that offends people...it's how thin it is.)
To: AdvisorB; ken5050; sten; paythefiddler; gattaca; bayliving; SeminoleCounty; chesley; narses
To: Reaganite Republican
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posted on
01/31/2013 11:30:17 PM PST
by
mylife
(The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
To: Reaganite Republican
BTW, that’s one hella gun LOL
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posted on
01/31/2013 11:31:22 PM PST
by
mylife
(The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
To: Reaganite Republican
To: Reaganite Republican
That must be an old photo.... Because my local gun store walls and shelves are bare....
Funny joke...ha
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posted on
02/01/2013 1:27:23 AM PST
by
JZoback
To: Reaganite Republican
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posted on
02/01/2013 1:34:47 AM PST
by
JoeProBono
(A closed mouth gathers no feet - Mater tua caligas exercitus gerit ;-{)
To: Reaganite Republican
IF YOU LIVE IN ILLINOIS AND NEED AMMO, Blaine's Farm and Fleet stores are advertising that they have it. Google them for a list of their stores.
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posted on
02/01/2013 1:53:06 AM PST
by
itssme
To: Reaganite Republican
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posted on
02/01/2013 3:05:59 AM PST
by
spankalib
(The downside of liberty is the need to tolerate those who despise it.)
To: Reaganite Republican
That joke was hilarious. Six months ago.
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posted on
02/01/2013 3:44:21 AM PST
by
upchuck
(America's at an awkward stage. Too late to work within the system, too early to shoot the bastards.)
To: stevie_d_64
Try that some time with brandy taken neat. Sort of clears the nasal passages.
To: upchuck
That joke was hilarious. Six months ago.C'mon chuck - not everyone has heard it and funny jokes need to be recirculated from time to time. It just ain't right to try to keep someone else from some enjoyment because it has lost its zest for you.
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posted on
02/01/2013 6:31:36 AM PST
by
trebb
(Allies no longer trust us. Enemies no longer fear us.)
To: Reaganite Republican
That’s odd! I routinely strip at all registers and usually get turbo clapping and room keys from 20 year old blond bombshells! Must be something wrong with you!
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posted on
02/01/2013 7:51:36 AM PST
by
Doc Savage
("I've shot people I like a lot more,...for a lot less!" Raylan Givins)
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