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DUmmie FUnnies 01-02-13 (DUmmies Slam Luke Russert for Telling Accidental Truths)
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | January 2, 2013 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 01/02/2013 9:55:27 AM PST by PJ-Comix

The secret to becoming a successful LOUSY FREEPER TROLL over in DUmmieland is to build up a big post count. And the best way to do that is to post on threads where you more or less agree with the DUmmies. In the case of this THREAD, "Tim Russert's kid really bothers me," I think that even most normal people can agree with that sentiment. Of course, left unsaid, except by one DUmmie, is the fact that Chelsea Clinton is an even WORSE correspondent than Luke Russert. However, before we proceed further you must check out this hilarious VIDEO of Luke Russert being pranked by Brian Williams who knew exactly what he was doing to poor Luke. Be sure to watch the coed wearing the green scarf behind Luke on Election Night 2008 as Russert prattles on with a bunch of leftwing feel-good nonsense. You just KNOW that Luke spent the night in the hotel room alone after that. Oh, and the look on Luke's face after Brian messed things up for him was priceless. So let us now watch the DUmmies slam Luke Russert in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, who notes that poor Luke is so clueless that he sometimes asks embarrassing questions of Democrats because he doesn't know any better, is in the [brackets]:

Tim Russert's kid really bothers me.

[Mainly because he sometimes accidentally stumbles upon embarrassing truths such as when he questioned Charles Rangel about his lack of ethics.]

He is younger than my youngest kid. He is an entitled smart-ass and that comes across loud and clear. Getting straight news from him is, I suppose, tolerable. Having him give his "opinion" to some other moron teevee host is worthless bullshit. Having him "explain" things as if he were knowledgable is insulting to anyone who watches MSNBC (who is likely more informed that he is.)

[Surprise! Luke Russert is a clueless one percenter just like Chelsea Clinton.]

Listening to him prattle on as MSNBC's Cliff Watch continues is painful.

[Yeah but watching him in the video referenced above is highly laughable. Now to the other Luke-resenting DUmmies...]

I swear, if he says "indeed" one more time I will scream.

[Indeed.]

The powers that be at MSNBC have to know how horrible he is. But I guess they feel like they should keep him on because of his dad.

[ The powers that be at MSNBC have to know how horrible Chelsea is. But I guess they feel like they feel they should keep her on because of her mom and dad.]

His father was terrible, they should have known better.

[That was because he sometimes veered from the Democrat Party Line.]

I would like to ram my fist down his throat. Entitled little frat f*ck.

[Was Luke a DUke Lacrosse player?]

Nobody likes him - wait till his contract is up. They might replace him no matter who his daddy was (and I didn't like his daddy at all either)

[Will they replace him with Chelsea?]

What bothers me is he is starting at the top and I don't think he has earned it yet.

[And yet Chelsea has earned her top spot?]

"Lucky Sperm Club." I look at him on TV and ask out loud - "Shaving yet, kid?"

[Is that what you also ask of Chelsea?]

Just another rich kid getting by on his old man's name...in other words a perfect rw'er..

[Chelsea is a rw'er?]

Like correspondents Jenna Bush and Chelsea Clinton. Does anyone think they were hired for their journalistic expertise?

[The one and ONLY criticism on this thread of Chelsea. Of course she is coupled with Jenna Bush to ease the painful truth.]

My two favorites from last night. President Obama "can't negotiate his way out of a paper bag," and "the Republicans are giving up SO much in this deal."

[Thank you for giving us the TRUE reason for your animus. Luke accidentally stumbled into an embarrassing TRUTH.]

I thought I was the only one, doesn't help to remember his stupid and juvenile question to Nancy Pelosi about leaving the leadership to the younger folk.

[Yes, Ms. Botox has Holy Sanction to hold onto her spot for all eternity.]

F*ck that smarmy f*ck.

[Is that you, Ben Burch?]

Winners of the sperm lottery rarely need to be good.

[Other sperm lottery winners: Jane Fonda and Sean Penn.]


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: dummies; lukerussert
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1 posted on 01/02/2013 9:55:45 AM PST by PJ-Comix
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To: Xenalyte; RMDupree; AlexW; CzarNicky; Mike Fieschko; motzman; codercpc; thingumbob; tje; ml1954; ...

PING!


2 posted on 01/02/2013 9:59:52 AM PST by PJ-Comix (Beware the Rip in the Space/Time Continuum)
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To: Xenalyte; RMDupree; AlexW; CzarNicky; Mike Fieschko; motzman; codercpc; thingumbob; tje; ml1954; ...

PING!


3 posted on 01/02/2013 10:00:53 AM PST by PJ-Comix (Beware the Rip in the Space/Time Continuum)
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To: Xenalyte; RMDupree; AlexW; CzarNicky; Mike Fieschko; motzman; codercpc; thingumbob; tje; ml1954; ...

PING!


4 posted on 01/02/2013 10:01:56 AM PST by PJ-Comix (Beware the Rip in the Space/Time Continuum)
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To: PJ-Comix

For some reason I accidentally TRIPLE pinged everybody. I didn’t mean to do that. But is there any way to prevent it? I swear I hit the Post button only ONCE.


5 posted on 01/02/2013 10:06:44 AM PST by PJ-Comix (Beware the Rip in the Space/Time Continuum)
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To: PJ-Comix
Good afternoon.

Just another rich kid getting by on his old man's name...in other words a perfect rw'er..

I didn't know that the Kennedys were right wingers.

Learn something new every day.

5.56mm

6 posted on 01/02/2013 10:15:38 AM PST by M Kehoe
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To: PJ-Comix

Top 10?


7 posted on 01/02/2013 10:16:24 AM PST by KosmicKitty (WARNING: Hormonally crazed woman ahead!!)
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To: PJ-Comix; Charles Henrickson
I swear, if he says "indeed" one more time I will scream.

[Indeed.]

Grabauski reference ping.

8 posted on 01/02/2013 10:16:35 AM PST by Cletus.D.Yokel (Bread and Circuses; Everyone to the Coliseum!)
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To: M Kehoe

Isn’t one of the Kennedy kids a part-time correspondent? I don’t mean Maria Shriver. It was another one with extremely big teeth. Kerry or Kara Kennedy. Something like that. All those Kennedy kids and their big teeth get mixed up in my mind.


9 posted on 01/02/2013 10:18:52 AM PST by PJ-Comix (Beware the Rip in the Space/Time Continuum)
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To: Cletus.D.Yokel

I knew a guy named Grabowski who was a big Mr. Spock fan who kept saying “Indeed” quite a bit. It was strange because he did a Mr. Spock impression so much that the Grabowski spirit left his body and he was completely inhabited by Mr. Spock.


10 posted on 01/02/2013 10:21:15 AM PST by PJ-Comix (Beware the Rip in the Space/Time Continuum)
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To: PJ-Comix

.....and a partridge in a pear tree...................


11 posted on 01/02/2013 10:22:24 AM PST by Red Badger (Lincoln freed the slaves. Obama just got them ALL back......................)
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To: PJ-Comix

Their minds melded?..................


12 posted on 01/02/2013 10:23:30 AM PST by Red Badger (Lincoln freed the slaves. Obama just got them ALL back......................)
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To: Cletus.D.Yokel; PJ-Comix; Charles Henrickson

I thought “Indeed” was a reference to Lo Pan from Big Trouble in Little China.


13 posted on 01/02/2013 10:25:25 AM PST by Darksheare (Try my coffee, first one's free.....)
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To: PJ-Comix; Jim Robinson

Triple posting long ping lists has been happening a lot around here. Don’t know what causes it nor how to prevent it.

Maybe Jim knows?

It happens on the Canteen nearly nightly for about a month now.


14 posted on 01/02/2013 10:25:32 AM PST by LUV W (All my heroes wear camos!)
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To: PJ-Comix

Some thing is acting up on FR, getting ping at least 2 times per article. When John Semmens pings his list it’s 4.

Slings and Arrows is having the mods pull his extra posts. Either that or someone is posting nasty comments when he post cute kitty threads.


15 posted on 01/02/2013 10:26:19 AM PST by Springman (Rest In Peace YaYa123, Bahbah, and Just Lori.)
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To: PJ-Comix
. . . He is an entitled smart-ass and that comes across loud and clear. Getting straight news from him is, I suppose, tolerable. Having him give his "opinion" to some other moron teevee host is worthless bullshit. Having him "explain" things as if he were knowledgable is insulting to anyone who watches MSNBC (who is likely more informed that he is.)

Well, I'd bet these DUmmies are the handful of viewers of prissy chrissy, tingles mathews and bill mayer. They ALL have straight news for the DUmmies.

16 posted on 01/02/2013 10:26:50 AM PST by Arrowhead1952 (0 bummer inherited a worse economy in 2012 than he did in 2008.)
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To: PJ-Comix; Jim Robinson

John’s working on it, I hear. IIRC, Jim said something about it on a thread.


17 posted on 01/02/2013 10:31:32 AM PST by Cyber Liberty (Obama considers the Third World morally superior to the United States.)
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To: Cyber Liberty

I’m happy to read that they are aware of the problem and are working on a fix! :)


18 posted on 01/02/2013 10:36:09 AM PST by LUV W (All my heroes wear camos!)
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To: PJ-Comix
All those Kennedy kids and their big teeth get mixed up in my mind.

Mine too, I can't keep them straight unless they die, kill or rape someone.

5.56mm

19 posted on 01/02/2013 10:38:41 AM PST by M Kehoe
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To: PJ-Comix; Charles Henrickson

Lutheran Reference:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Johannes_Andreas_August_Grabau


20 posted on 01/02/2013 10:39:00 AM PST by Cletus.D.Yokel (Bread and Circuses; Everyone to the Coliseum!)
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To: LUV W

I figger PJ is reducing the number of TT posters!


21 posted on 01/02/2013 10:39:43 AM PST by Cletus.D.Yokel (Bread and Circuses; Everyone to the Coliseum!)
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To: M Kehoe
I can't keep them straight unless they die, kill or rape someone.


22 posted on 01/02/2013 10:49:57 AM PST by PJ-Comix (Beware the Rip in the Space/Time Continuum)
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To: Springman; PJ-Comix
Slings and Arrows is having the mods pull his extra posts. Either that or someone is posting nasty comments when he post cute kitty threads.

The former. I just hit the Abuse button on the surplus posts.

23 posted on 01/02/2013 11:22:53 AM PST by Slings and Arrows (You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: PJ-Comix
Like correspondents Jenna Bush and Chelsea Clinton. Does anyone think they were hired for their journalistic expertise?

No, they were hired for their looks ... well, Jenna Bush was hired for her looks. I think Chelsea was hired because of her resemblance to Danny Bonaduce.

24 posted on 01/02/2013 12:02:44 PM PST by VeniVidiVici (Bathhouse Barry wants YOU to bend over for another four years)
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To: PJ-Comix

Ha! I never thought I’d say this, but...

Brian Williams, you done a good, good thing there.


25 posted on 01/02/2013 12:12:45 PM PST by Mr. Silverback (Don't worry about the cliff. We're going to all land on some rich guy's wallet.)
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To: PJ-Comix
That pic right there is a Kennedy "twofer." Hopefully he will be a "threefer," soon.

5.56mm

26 posted on 01/02/2013 12:31:28 PM PST by M Kehoe
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To: LUV W; PJ-Comix

I get double and triple pinged from every ping list I’m on. I never get just one ping anymore....


27 posted on 01/02/2013 12:50:04 PM PST by CAluvdubya (We're doomed....)
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To: PJ-Comix

“Tis all a matter of taste (said the lady who kissed the cow)”

From what I can tell, the DUmmies feeeeeeeeeel that someone like ed shultz represents “fair and balanced” - although even he may lean too far to the right LOL.


28 posted on 01/02/2013 2:20:50 PM PST by rockrr (Everything is different now...)
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To: PJ-Comix

As much as I dislike the Kennedys you can’t blame them for this guy.


29 posted on 01/02/2013 3:34:07 PM PST by Mears
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To: Mears; PJ-Comix
As much as I dislike the Kennedys you can’t blame them for this guy.

That guy apparently disagrees with you: "I'm going to get away with murder. I'm a Kennedy."

30 posted on 01/02/2013 4:04:26 PM PST by FredZarguna ("The fundamental laws [of a] large part of physics and the whole of chemistry are completely known")
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