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How an Orthodox Jew might look at a Christmas Tree... (humor)
Me | 12/23/12 | Nachum

Posted on 12/23/2012 6:45:09 PM PST by Nachum

The Cohen family was on very good terms with their Roman Catholic neighbours, the O'Briens. In fact, little Yaakov Cohen and Christopher O'Brien from next door would play together from time to time. Or at least they used to.

Well, one late December's day, Duncan O'Brien came storming in to the Cohen's house holding poor Yaakov by the ear. "Your son is not going near my Chris again; he just has no respect for us and our religion!"

"What's the matter; what did he do?" enquired Mr. Cohen. "I'll tell you" said Duncan "he saw our Christmas tree and started making fun."

"Really, what did he say?" continued Mr. Cohen.

Duncan said, "He saw our tree and started asking all sorts of ridiculous questions - which kinds of pine trees can be used for a Christmas tree? What's the minimum required height? How close to the window does it need to be? Do too many decorations render it unfit? What if it's under a neighbour's balcony?!"


TOPICS: Humor; Religion
KEYWORDS: christmas; jew; tree
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To: Nachum

I WAS THE ONLY GENTILE IN A NEW YORK JEWISH NEIGHBORHOOD.

MY BEST FRIENDS WOULD COME OVER AND DECORATE THE “HANUKKAH BUSH” WHILE I DID THE CHRISTMAS TREE


41 posted on 12/24/2012 12:32:26 PM PST by slorunner
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To: slorunner

Excellent :)


42 posted on 12/24/2012 12:33:08 PM PST by Nachum (The List is off the Google blacklist- www.nachumlist.com)
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To: HiTech RedNeck
Alleged, contentless “correction” to what?

The “allegged“ “correction” was to the grammatical error in the previous post #33

"In the season of the season, Merry Christmas."

The correct is:

In the spirit of the season, Merry Christmas.

I see that any well wishing you is a completely wasted effort as it will be see as excuse nonsense. (humbug?)

I stand by what I said.

It's your problem you can't comprehend what is posted.
43 posted on 12/24/2012 1:02:48 PM PST by RedMonqey ("Gun-free zones" equal "Target-rich environment.")
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To: RedMonqey

Eep, eep.


44 posted on 12/24/2012 1:08:18 PM PST by HiTech RedNeck (How long before all this "fairness" kills everybody, even the poor it was supposed to help???)
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To: Nachum

ROFL!!! never heard that one before!!

I adore Christmas lights! I was so happy when the neighbors started putting them up. I will be so sad they will take them all down. So beautiful. I love driving home or walking around and seeing all the beautiful trees in the window. And now in my new neighborhood there were a few other menorahs around! The kids were so happy to see we aren’t the only ones on the block any more!

(And one of the menorah houses was also a Romney house. Omgoodness! I feel less alone in the world!)


45 posted on 12/24/2012 1:14:05 PM PST by Yaelle
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To: SaraJohnson

Love you, too, Sara! You have a great Christmas! :-D


46 posted on 12/24/2012 7:51:07 PM PST by Marie ("The last time Democrats gloated this hard after a health care victory, they lost 60 House seats.")
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