[RegulatorCountry]

Abraham Lincoln as Santa Claus?

Must be one of them Yankee Christmas sweaters, lol.

[Reaganite Republican]

I really don’t get that one AT ALL

I was thinking NAACP party maybe...

[golux]

Abraham Lincoln as Santa Claus?

Invades your home, convinces your progeny they need all kinds of free crap, attempts to supplant God even on this holy day, makes dependents of elves and who knows what other minorities, and robs countless productive generations of a lot more than cookies and milk. Oh - and did I mention Fat Fed Claus is in your living room, snooping around?

Heck, I'm Jewish and I want one of these sweaters!