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Egyptian Court Sentences Americans To Death
Big Hairy News ^ | November 28, 2012 | Scooter Van Neuter

Posted on 11/28/2012 4:29:58 PM PST by WXRGina

An Egyptian court has sentenced to death in absentia seven Egyptians, a Florida-based American pastor, and the Editor in Chief of this site.

The Egyptians were found guilty of being associated with an anti-Islam film that sparked riots throughout the Muslim world, the Florida pastor was convicted for burning a Koran, and Big Hairy News chief Scooter Van Neuter was sentenced to death for posting a series of portraits of the Prophet Muhammad.

"I deeply regret that the Egyptian court took offense to our artwork," said Van Neuter as he made final preparations to move to an undisclosed location. "It was not our desire to disrespect Muhammad in any way. We're sorry."


"Muhammad at Disneyland"


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: blasphemy; fatwa; islam; muslims

1 posted on 11/28/2012 4:30:06 PM PST by WXRGina
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To: WXRGina

Too funny! (-:


2 posted on 11/28/2012 4:37:06 PM PST by MeganC (Our forefathers would be shooting by now.)
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To: WXRGina

awww der widdle feeluns got hurt


3 posted on 11/28/2012 4:37:26 PM PST by driftdiver (I could eat it raw, but why do that when I have a fire.)
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To: WXRGina
Cairo court, sentences Terry Jones to death
4 posted on 11/28/2012 4:40:51 PM PST by Steve Van Doorn (*in my best Eric Cartman voice* 'I love you, guys')
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To: Steve Van Doorn

Yep. They’re gearing up for global governance, oiling the guillotines for the day when their stupid edicts will be binding on other nations.


5 posted on 11/28/2012 4:46:09 PM PST by WXRGina (Further up and further in!)
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To: WXRGina

If Egypt doesn’t pardon them how about no more US money.


6 posted on 11/28/2012 4:51:50 PM PST by windcliff
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To: WXRGina

Rats.

I kept trying to get their attention by calling Mohammed a Child Rapist.

I guess I need a publicist.


7 posted on 11/28/2012 4:52:28 PM PST by Uncle Miltie (Working is for suckers.)
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8 posted on 11/28/2012 4:53:04 PM PST by onyx (FREE REPUBLIC IS HERE TO STAY! DONATE MONTHLY! IF YOU WANT ON SARAH PALIN''S PING LIST, LET ME KNOW)
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To: Uncle Miltie

Is truth slander?


9 posted on 11/28/2012 4:54:36 PM PST by onyx (FREE REPUBLIC IS HERE TO STAY! DONATE MONTHLY! IF YOU WANT ON SARAH PALIN''S PING LIST, LET ME KNOW)
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To: Uncle Miltie
I keep feeding my dog korans smeared with bacon, and we have yet to get any recognition...


10 posted on 11/28/2012 4:58:30 PM PST by Joe 6-pack (Que me amat, amet et canem meum)
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To: Joe 6-pack

You should train him to piddle on it


11 posted on 11/28/2012 5:00:53 PM PST by Lera (Proverbs 29:2)
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To: Joe 6-pack

What ??? You don’t have any Pigs? ... They don’t require the Bacon Grease ... just dip them in Dog Doo

Lot more bang for the Buck

TT

(Save the Bacon Grease for Ammo Lubricant)


12 posted on 11/28/2012 5:02:37 PM PST by TexasTransplant (Radical islam is islam. Moderate islam is the Trojan Horse.)
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To: Uncle Miltie

Yeah, I think they’re highly selective about what “riles” them.


13 posted on 11/28/2012 5:04:25 PM PST by WXRGina (Further up and further in!)
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To: windcliff
If Egypt doesn’t pardon them how about no more US money.

We wish.

14 posted on 11/28/2012 5:05:26 PM PST by WXRGina (Further up and further in!)
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To: Lera

Shiite Happens...

15 posted on 11/28/2012 5:09:23 PM PST by Joe 6-pack (Que me amat, amet et canem meum)
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To: Joe 6-pack

Koran Dip happens

;^)

TT


16 posted on 11/28/2012 5:20:36 PM PST by TexasTransplant (Radical islam is islam. Moderate islam is the Trojan Horse.)
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To: Joe 6-pack

I wouldn’t feed my dog that piece of chit. Maybe need a photo of koran as used toilet paper or a snot rag.


17 posted on 11/28/2012 5:24:25 PM PST by gotribe
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To: Joe 6-pack

lol


18 posted on 11/28/2012 5:43:52 PM PST by Lera (Proverbs 29:2)
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To: WXRGina

Since there is no way for the Egyptian court to enforce its death decision; I suggest a “quid pro quo” is in order.

That is, announce on the Internet, where it will be seen in Egypt, that all the court officers of this court, by name, have *themselves* been sentenced to death, for “crimes against humanity”.

But why do a hoax like this?

To start with, petty tyrants, like these court officers, in 3rd world countries rapidly becoming 4th world countries, toss around death sentences and death fatwas too easily.

They know that nobody takes them seriously, but if somebody does, and murders somebody else, justifying it with their decision, suddenly they are a big poobah. Mr. important.

But if Americans issue a death sentence, it is a whole different ball of wax. America is the superpower. It has a gigantic and powerful military, and a legion of federal Marshals who are like Terminator Energizer bunnies.

Bottom line: just the *possibility* that an American death sentence is for real may be enough to make these Egyptian cretins poop in their robes.

Even though it is a ha-ha hoax, they don’t know enough about America to know that it is a hoax for sure. What they do know is that if America gets a case of the ass against them, they are likely to end up sleeping with the hag fishes.

They also know that the long arm of America, if it so chooses, can smite them like cockroaches *anywhere* in the world. Nowhere to run to, nowhere to hide. They’re boned.

So bottom line, they had better STFU and keep a low profile for the foreseeable future.


19 posted on 11/28/2012 5:49:57 PM PST by yefragetuwrabrumuy (DIY Bumper Sticker: "THREE TIMES,/ DEMOCRATS/ REJECTED GOD")
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To: yefragetuwrabrumuy
There are two ways the Egyptian government can enforce the decision.
1. If these people travel to a country that might uphold the ruling.

2. Use the powers of the UN to extradite them it has been done by Sandie Arabia to a Malaysian citizen. Actually the rules are already set up and signed by the US. It is only a matter of doing it.

Either way i would feel a little nervous with an Al-Qauda supporter as president if I were these people.

20 posted on 11/28/2012 5:58:59 PM PST by Steve Van Doorn (*in my best Eric Cartman voice* 'I love you, guys')
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To: yefragetuwrabrumuy
So bottom line, they had better STFU and keep a low profile for the foreseeable future.

Oh, how I wish they would!

21 posted on 11/28/2012 6:04:11 PM PST by WXRGina (Further up and further in!)
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To: WXRGina

The islamic court has no validity on non-believers of mohammad & islam.


22 posted on 11/28/2012 6:11:54 PM PST by existentially_kuffer
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To: Steve Van Doorn

I live in Gainesville where Terry Jones has his church. I was willing to let him use my property for his koran bonfire if the city didn’t allow him to do it at his church.


23 posted on 11/28/2012 6:15:23 PM PST by postal patty
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To: existentially_kuffer
The islamic court has no validity on non-believers of mohammad & islam.

No foreign court has validity over our United States Constitution, but don't tell that to the U.N.-loving commies in Barry's administration and Congress.

24 posted on 11/28/2012 6:26:06 PM PST by WXRGina (Further up and further in!)
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To: Steve Van Doorn

+There are two ways the Egyptian government can enforce the decision.
1. If these people travel to a country that might uphold the ruling.

2. Use the powers of the UN to extradite them it has been done by Sandie Arabia to a Malaysian citizen. Actually the rules are already set up and signed by the US. It is only a matter of doing it.

Either way i would feel a little nervous with an Al-Qauda supporter as president if I were these people.

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What about using a volunteer within an immigrant community?
They did it earlier. A priest and a former army officer were killed by gunmen a few years in two isolated incidents Moscow. Both were sentenced by Chechen rebel’s Sharia-court. A priest (father Sosoyev?) was a vocal opponent of islam and pushed for anti-immigration policy, an officer (Budanov) has captured and killed teenage Chechen sniper.


25 posted on 11/28/2012 7:09:22 PM PST by cunning_fish
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To: WXRGina

This death sentence was inspired by Obama, Hillary and Susan Rice.

Their scheme to cover-up Benghazi-gate naturally led to this result.

Mr. Bassile Yousef is a sitting duck, in federal prison, waiting for our naturalized islamic death squads to execute him. Shameful.

Fraud and First Amendment violations constitute “High crimes and misdemeanors”.


26 posted on 11/28/2012 10:57:31 PM PST by reagandemocrat
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