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To: dayglored
Interstellar Highway Patrol Officer: Do you know why I stopped you?

Actually officer, I'd like to know how you stopped me.

7 posted on 11/24/2012 1:42:22 PM PST by Riley (The Fourth Estate is the Fifth Column.)
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To: Riley; dayglored

“WHy, I simply increased local gravity to infinity and it shut down your drives ability to create forward momentum. Look, you’re still at fulll throttle. Here’s your ticket. Time dialation fine increments may be incurred.”


14 posted on 11/24/2012 1:47:58 PM PST by Darksheare (Try my coffee, first one's free.....)
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