Posted on 11/17/2012 6:56:41 PM PST by virgil283
Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect. ------
Everywhere is walking distance if you have the time. ---
I bought some batteries, but they weren't included.----
I have an existential map. It has 'You are here' written all over it.------
I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place. ------- Steven Wright
You can't have everything. Where would you put it? Amazing......Who Wuda Thot ....
Mitch Hedberg
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u6xaj2fC1jI&feature=related
I think a rotisserie is a really morbid Ferris wheel for chickens.
I jumped for Joy but Joy jumped higher!
Ha -—Mitch was so funny...too bad...too soon...did you see his first time on the Tonight Show, he was shaking so bad, but he did it......
lol
The neighbor pounds on the wall when the music is too loud.
I freak him out and yell “Go Around”.
If you wear a turtleneck and a backpack, its like a weak midget trying to bring you down.
lolz
That is probably offensive. lol
I like refried beans but I wanna try fried beans. Maybe they’re just as good and we’re wastin time.
When I was a kid we had a quicksand box in my backyard. I was an only child... eventually. -SW
My favorite is still “I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he’s gone.”
“I was at this restaurant. The sign said “Breakfast Anytime.” So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance.”
Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?
btw- another word for “thesaurus” is lexicon.
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