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Sorry, Freepers, but I helped President Barack Obama this morning
11/6/12 | Arcy

Posted on 11/06/2012 5:10:54 AM PST by Arcy

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TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: election; obama

...take one more step towards needing one of these:





BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA...........GOT YA!


1 posted on 11/06/2012 5:11:05 AM PST by Arcy
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To: Arcy

You are forgiven!


2 posted on 11/06/2012 5:11:57 AM PST by chickadee
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To: chickadee

Yeah; hide the silverware and the dishes.


3 posted on 11/06/2012 5:13:23 AM PST by traditional1 (Don't gotsta worry 'bout no mo'gage, don't gotsta worry 'bout no gas; Obama gonna take care o' me!)
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To: Arcy

Hehe!


4 posted on 11/06/2012 5:13:23 AM PST by RushIsMyTeddyBear (Great vid by ShorelineMike! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KOZjJk6nbD4&feature=plcp)
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To: Arcy

Its a long drive to Hawaii. Hope he brings his snorkel.


5 posted on 11/06/2012 5:13:54 AM PST by Raycpa
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To: Arcy

Me too!


6 posted on 11/06/2012 5:14:05 AM PST by mom4melody
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To: Arcy

7 posted on 11/06/2012 5:14:19 AM PST by NYer ("Before I formed you in the womb I knew you." --Jeremiah 1:5)
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To: Arcy

It would be hilarious if people were to rent a bunch of those and start circling the white house like sharks.


8 posted on 11/06/2012 5:17:39 AM PST by cripplecreek (What does it profit a man if he gains the whole world but loses his soul?)
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To: Arcy

When I saw the post, I thought you were Gov. Christie.....


9 posted on 11/06/2012 5:17:50 AM PST by nevergore ("It could be that the purpose of my life is simply to serve as a warning to others.")
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To: chickadee

> You are forgiven!

LOL. I thought we had one of the those lazy no good libs visiting the forums early this morning to stir up trouble already and then I realized they wouldn’t have gotten out of bed yet...good one...


10 posted on 11/06/2012 5:18:50 AM PST by jsanders2001
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To: Arcy

I can help him pack....


11 posted on 11/06/2012 5:19:12 AM PST by NonLinear (Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys.)
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To: Raycpa

Too bad there isn’t a Kennedy to drive him to Hawaii


12 posted on 11/06/2012 5:19:49 AM PST by muir_redwoods (Don't fire until you see the blue of their helmets)
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To: Arcy

Just what the FR server needs on Election Day - another inane vanity.


13 posted on 11/06/2012 5:20:31 AM PST by oh8eleven (RVN '67-'68)
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To: nevergore
nevergore wrote:
When I saw the post, I thought you were Gov. Christie.....

That would have been HUGE
14 posted on 11/06/2012 5:21:39 AM PST by SoftwareEngineer
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To: Arcy

Joe Cocker & Adriano Celentano - HIGH TIME WE WENT

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vcAZL-UrGfM


15 posted on 11/06/2012 5:23:10 AM PST by sheikdetailfeather (Yuri Bezmenov (KGB Defector) - "Kick The Communists Out of Your Govt. & Don't Accept Their Goodies.")
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To: cripplecreek

Now that there is funny. I don’t care who you are. Of course the cops would be on the caravan like stink on something lookin’ for nefarious things. How many u-hauls did it take to move them in? Guess there would be a lot more headed out. Quick, nail the furniture down.

For the undecideds(how is that even possible?). Look for a picture comparing obie tossin’ a baseball and Romney tossin’ a baseball. Should be easy to decide then.

Pray for a positive outcome. A BIG positive outcome. We don’t need this dragged in to court for weeks on end.

Helping keep mankind warm for 65 years.


16 posted on 11/06/2012 5:23:39 AM PST by rktman
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To: Arcy

You are baaaad. :-)


17 posted on 11/06/2012 5:24:24 AM PST by VanDeKoik
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To: Arcy

You had me there Arcy!


18 posted on 11/06/2012 5:25:15 AM PST by beaversmom
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To: Arcy

You won't have Barack Obama to kick around anymore.

19 posted on 11/06/2012 5:26:31 AM PST by McGruff (This is probably the biggest cover-up in American history - Sen. Fred Thompson)
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To: muir_redwoods
Personally, I want Obama to live a long life and be promoted to an elder statesman by the party hacks. I want the young to be reminded how stupid they were in supporting him every time he opens his pie hole.

In other words, I want him to do to this generation what Jimmy Carter did for ours.

20 posted on 11/06/2012 5:26:37 AM PST by Vigilanteman (Obama: Fake black man. Fake Messiah. Fake American. How many fakes can you fit in one Zer0?)
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To: Arcy

21 posted on 11/06/2012 5:29:19 AM PST by Arcy (When the righteous are in authority, the people rejoice; But when a wicked man rules, people groan.)
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To: Arcy

I see what you did there


22 posted on 11/06/2012 5:34:13 AM PST by ShovelPenguin
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To: SoftwareEngineer
Gov Crispy Creme is sooo fat
his belt size is equator!
when it rains, he uses the Garden State Parkway as a slip n slide!

he has a summer job at the Jersey shore renting himself out as shade!

ta da DUM!

23 posted on 11/06/2012 5:37:05 AM PST by Impala64ssa (You call me an islamophobe like it's a bad thing.)
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To: Vigilanteman

“In other words, I want him to do to this generation what Jimmy Carter did for ours.”

Hussein hates America and all we stand for.

I don’t want him to do anything more for or to America.

FU Hussein and your mindless worshipers, too!


24 posted on 11/06/2012 5:39:58 AM PST by treetopsandroofs (Had FDR been GOP, there would have been no World Wars, just "The Great War" and "Roosevelt's Wars".)
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To: Arcy

good one :)


25 posted on 11/06/2012 5:40:06 AM PST by CaraM (Faithless is he who quits when the road darkens.)
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To: SoftwareEngineer

I think you meant to write

“that would have been hugh.”


26 posted on 11/06/2012 5:56:08 AM PST by Houghton M.
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To: SoftwareEngineer

and extremely series


27 posted on 11/06/2012 5:56:46 AM PST by Houghton M.
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To: traditional1
Yeah; hide the silverware and the dishes.

And lock up the national archives. I'd hate to see Holder doing a Sandy Burglar with the original copies of the Declaration and Constitution or replacing them with the Communist Manifesto

28 posted on 11/06/2012 5:57:28 AM PST by Cowman (How can the IRS seize property without a warrant if the 4th amendment still stands?)
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To: traditional1
Yeah; hide the silverware and the dishes.

And lock up the national archives. I'd hate to see Holder doing a Sandy Burglar with the original copies of the Declaration and Constitution or replacing them with the Communist Manifesto

29 posted on 11/06/2012 5:57:28 AM PST by Cowman (How can the IRS seize property without a warrant if the 4th amendment still stands?)
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To: Arcy

I did, too. Did YOU have enough toilet paper?


30 posted on 11/06/2012 5:57:40 AM PST by Safetgiver ( Islam makes barbarism look genteel.)
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To: cripplecreek

It would be hilarious if people were to rent a bunch of those and start circling the white house like sharks.

Boy, I would toss money towards that cause. Any retired freepers in DC that would like to do a publicity stunt?


31 posted on 11/06/2012 6:00:59 AM PST by Chickensoup (STOP THE GREAT O-PRESSION TODAY!!!!)
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To: Vigilanteman

In other words, I want him to do to this generation what Jimmy Carter did for ours....I sincerely think we should ban by legislation any thought, utterance or fart this traitor makes during his lifetime.


32 posted on 11/06/2012 6:01:08 AM PST by Safetgiver ( Islam makes barbarism look genteel.)
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To: cripplecreek

OMG.... that’s too funny.... that will be my Facebook status in the AM.


33 posted on 11/06/2012 6:05:23 AM PST by Heff (Half this country is that stupid.)
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To: treetopsandroofs

When he lays on the beach, kids write “Goodyear” on his side.


34 posted on 11/06/2012 6:14:40 AM PST by Phlap (REDNECK@LIBARTS.EDU)
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To: Arcy

35 posted on 11/06/2012 6:22:44 AM PST by ConservativeStatement (Obama "acted stupidly.")
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To: Arcy

LOL! Good thing Arcy. I had my fist clenched and was about to punch your screen name.


36 posted on 11/06/2012 6:23:22 AM PST by PGalt
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To: Arcy

Where’s the forklift for the Wookie?


37 posted on 11/06/2012 6:30:50 AM PST by dragonblustar (Allah Ain't So Akbar!)
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To: Arcy
Well, aren't you the sweetest thing! Who'd have thought of train tickets to Kenya for Barry, Moochie, Moochie’s mom, and the kids. I am certain the Obama’s are tickled Code Pink.
38 posted on 11/06/2012 6:41:45 AM PST by MasterGunner01
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To: MasterGunner01
Who'd have thought of train tickets to Kenya for Barry, Moochie, Moochie’s mom, and the kids.

That's on that Intercontinental Railroad thing right?

39 posted on 11/06/2012 6:46:14 AM PST by N. Theknow (Kennedys=Can't drive, can't ski, can't fly, can't skipper a boat, but they know what's best for you.)
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To: Raycpa

I think he could take the Intercontinental Railroad to Hawaii.......


40 posted on 11/06/2012 6:56:20 AM PST by astounded (Barack Obama is a clear and present danger to the USA)
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To: N. Theknow
Yup. It’s the diesel-electric branch, as opposed to steam, because the locomotives spend the entire time snorkeling in order to keep running at full speed. In the interests of “green energy”, nuclear power was dismissed as old technology and not worthy by Dear Leader.
41 posted on 11/06/2012 7:00:36 AM PST by MasterGunner01
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To: Arcy

As long as it’s to a jail cell.


42 posted on 11/06/2012 8:19:46 AM PST by Tolkien (Grace is the Essence of the Gospel; Gratitude is the Essence of Ethics.)
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