BREAKING NEWS: If You Voted Obama in 2008, Your Vote for Obama 2012 Is Already Counted

Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 11-5-2012 | MOTUS

[NOBO2012]

Did you hear, the election has been postponed due to historic Frankenstorm Sandy? Yup. I just got this official email from Big Guy himself this morning:

MOTUS --

As you know, Frankenstorm Sandy has disrupted communities all up and down our eastern seaboard. This is especially troubling because these are areas with a majority of voters who support me.(snip)

(snip) I have issued an executive order that tomorrow’s election be postponed for one week.

Please mark your calendars and tell all your friends who plan to vote for me that the election will now take place on:

Tuesday, November 13, 2012

If you have friends who plan to vote for my opponent, please let them continue to think the election will be held tomorrow. Also, you might want to rethink the matter of your friendship with them.

Thank you, and let’s keep moving FOREWARD!

Barack

I’m not sure what I should do, since I’m planning to vote for Big Guy’s opponent not sure who I’m voting for yet. I guess if I’m voting for “4 More Years,” I wait until next Tuesday; butt if I’m voting for “1 More Day,” I should vote tomorrow.

NOTE: My legal team advises that I must disclose that this is not an actual email from Big Guy and that the election has not actually been postponed. They also advise that I may not tell people who voted for Obama in 2008, that their vote for Obama in 2012 has already been entered and counted, so they do not have to actually go to a polling place and vote for Obama again...

[Mr. K]

your fine print is not fine enough...

[THE_RAIDER]

From what I hear from a credible source (Brian Ross of ABC News) is that NJ,NY, and CT are splitting the election into two days, Tuesday Nov 6 if you are voting for Romney and Wednesday Nov. 7th if you are voting for the Obama.

[vigilante2]

Democrats vote next week

[Swingj]

LOL... that is what I heard also for NY NJ and CT 11/6 republicans vote and 11/13 democrats vote

[skinkinthegrass]

BREAKING NEWS: If You Voted Obama in 2008,
Your Vote for Obama 2012 Is Already Counted*HEARTATTACK!*
like what reply #2 said.."your fine print is not fine enough..." 8-D

[Mr. K]

NOTE: Legal Disclaimer: This is an genuine faux email from DNC election headquarters and the office of President Barak Obama and that the election information posted is to 100% prevarication in every way, guaranteed. As is information that people who voted for Obama in 2008 automaticaly have their vote for Obama in 2012 entered and counted, it would be unlawful to advise people as to he veracity of this and any other email containing information heretofore stated as the being accurate 100% with regard to the voting taking place one week later, on Nov 13, to allow for the effects of hurricane Sandy and the number of displaced voters.

[R0CK3T]

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