Posted on 11/02/2012 7:56:25 PM PDT by markomalley
Just to get the ball rolling, the @BarackObama Twitter account today gave a few anecdotes from Obama voters telling why they’re voting to give the president a second term.
Peter D. from California on why he's voting to re-elect the President: “Obama has been a man of his word.”—
Barack Obama (@BarackObama) November 02, 2012
Teresa from Virginia on why she’s voting for President Obama: “He has a real plan for rescuing the economy that passes the ‘math’ test.”—
Barack Obama (@BarackObama) November 02, 2012
A real plan for rescuing the economy? That’s good news, because the pretend plan just hasn’t been doing the job for the past four years. And speaking of pretending, some “composite” Obama voters offered up their own reasons why they’re voting for another four years. Ask and you shall receive.
One word: #ObamaPhone MT @BarackObama: What’s your reason for voting Obama-Biden?—
Kevin Eder (@keder) November 03, 2012
Because you made jobs your top priority, repeatedly @BarackObama What’s your reason for voting Obama-Biden?—
(@ChampionCapua) November 03, 2012
Because I've always admired countries like Cuba & Venezuela. RT @BarackObama: What’s your reason for voting Obama-Biden?—
Pam Swan (@pjswan) November 03, 2012
I want my #LadyParts to be wards of the state. RT @BarackObama What’s your reason for voting Obama-Biden?—
Sister Toldjah (@sistertoldjah) November 03, 2012
Because I want to see my personal wealth drop another 5 grand. @BarackObama What’s your reason for voting Obama-Biden?—
Jim Hoft (@gatewaypundit) November 03, 2012
The guy in the van gave me $10 RT @BarackObama: What’s your reason for voting Obama-Biden?—
Felicia Cravens (@somethingfishie) November 03, 2012
Because, like, omigosh, he knows Beyonce and Jay-Z!!! RT @BarackObama What’s your reason for voting Obama-Biden?—
Kemberlee Kaye (@red_red_head) November 03, 2012
Oh, you're supposed to have a reason for voting? RT @BarackObama What’s your reason for voting Obama-Biden?—
Loren Heal (@lheal) November 03, 2012
Beer summits. RT @BarackObama What’s your reason for voting Obama-Biden?—
Phineas Fahrquar (@irishspy) November 03, 2012
A morbid curiosity for what "more flexibility" actually means RT @BarackObama What’s your reason for voting Obama-Biden?—
John Ekdahl, Jr. (@JohnEkdahl) November 03, 2012
Because I believe unemployment spurs the economy and ATM's hurt it. MT @BarackObama What’s your reason for voting Obama-Biden?—
Doc Nelson (@JDNelson_68W) November 03, 2012
Life is simpler when you divide things in terms of class and race all the time. RT @BarackObama What’s your reason for voting Obama-Biden?—
Rex Harrison's Hat (@RexHarrisonsHat) November 03, 2012
I'm not emotionally ready to leave my parent's basement. | RT @BarackObama What’s your reason for voting Obama-Biden?—
Alicia Turner (@libertyjibbet) November 03, 2012
I want to see how expensive O can really make gas go to! RT @BarackObama: What’s your reason for voting Obama-Biden?—
Just Me (@suscitate) November 03, 2012
Endorsements from Castro, Chavez and Ahmadinejad can't be wrong! RT @BarackObama What’s your reason for voting Obama-Biden?—
Tim Seibel (@TimSeibel) November 03, 2012
Revenge, right? That's what you said RT @BarackObama: What’s your reason for voting Obama-Biden?—
Angie (@TheAngieNC2) November 03, 2012
Because I hate employment. RT @BarackObama: What’s your reason for voting Obama-Biden?—
Jenny (@Jenny_IDLYITW) November 03, 2012
I think Jimmy Carter was a model President. RT: @BarackObama What’s your reason for voting Obama-Biden?—
Kev (@KevDough) November 03, 2012
Because we had to pass the bill so that we could find out what was in it. MT @BarackObama: What’s your reason for voting Obama-Biden?—
Harry (@Tark31) November 03, 2012
Lost a bet. RT @BarackObama What’s your reason for voting Obama-Biden?—
Brian Milleville (@bmilleville) November 03, 2012
Because i enjoy watching brave soldiers die on live drone video RT @BarackObama What’s your reason for voting Obama-Biden?—
Katy Abram (@katyabram) November 03, 2012
Because when 20M are out of work, single-payer health care is the most important issue. MT @BarackObama What’s your reason for voting Obama?—
ConservativeComedian (@GOPcomedy) November 03, 2012
Because I want to witness the COMPLETE destruction of this imperialistic nation. @BarackObama What’s your reason for voting Obama-Biden?—
Wisconsin Right (@lakemillsright) November 03, 2012
Government needs to regulate more. MT @BarackObama What’s your reason for voting Obama-Biden?—
Bob (@Libertarian_76) November 03, 2012
'Cause Obama's going to give me a wind-powered car. RT @BarackObama: What’s your reason for voting Obama-Biden?—
Steve Maley (@VladimirRS) November 03, 2012
This feminism stuff is hard. I want a daddy state to take care of me. @BarackObama What’s your reason for voting Obama-Biden? Share story:—
(@YelloPaddedCell) November 03, 2012
Because I want to find out what comes after TRILLIONS @BarackObama: What’s your reason for voting Obama-Biden?—
Howard Roark (@shortwave8669) November 03, 2012
Because I feel guilty every day about building my buisiness RT @BarackObama What’s your reason for voting Obama-Biden?—
Fire John Elle (@capehog) November 03, 2012
I'll need help with my NCAA brackets in March. RT @BarackObama: What’s your reason for voting Obama-Biden?—
Jon G. (@ExJon) November 03, 2012
I acted stupidly. RT @BarackObama What’s your reason for voting Obama-Biden?—
Jim J (@anthropocon) November 03, 2012
I huff paint. RT @BarackObama: What’s your reason for voting Obama-Biden?—
Neal D. (@Neal_Dewing) November 03, 2012
Because that "losing your virginity" ad really spoke to me. @BarackObama: What’s your reason for voting Obama-Biden?—
Aaron Brewer (@gocubsamb) November 03, 2012
I didn't but the voting machine said I did :( RT @BarackObama: What’s your reason for voting Obama-Biden?—
(@_RobRob) November 03, 2012
4 Words: More Biden Gaffes @BarackObama: What’s your reason for voting Obama-Biden?
#tcot #otnn—
#RememberSammyJankis (@TonyKatzMane) November 03, 2012
I'll miss hijacking your stupid hashtags and Twitter blegs. @BarackObama What’s your reason for voting Obama-Biden?—
DrewM (@DrewMTips) November 03, 2012
Now, let’s not do anything rash. Obama can still tweet as an ex-president, and Twitchy will be there.
There are a lot of OUTSTANDING answers there. LOL!
Jimmy Kimmel asked a bunch of guys in a barbershop who they were voting for-they all said Obummer but he never asked them why. He had a good chance to show the minds of the black voters to America but he blew it. Typical biased half-truther SOB.
There were some gems in there, would be even more hilarious if they all weren’t true :(
Because I believe unemployment spurs the economy and ATM's hurt it.:')
Hah! Those were all very funny. Thanks for posting them.
Let’s set the record straight.
If Romney pulls it off Tuesday and wins I’m going to go to my car and honk my horn for five, no for ten minutes to celebrate.
If Obama is re-elected I’m going to place an empty wooden chair on my front yard and burn it!
Heh. “I wanna see what comes after ‘trillion’.”
SnakeDoc
Peter, really? Do you remember "no lobbyists" ??? This from the guy with 40+ lobbyists serving in his administration. Do you remember "I'll close Gitmo" - still open. Do you remember "I'll cut the deficit in half" - no, actually he doubled it. Do you remember transparency? Actually he's run numerous back-room deals on obamacare to get it passed, helped his union supporters in the GM bailout... Is sneaking comments to the Russians about having more flexibility... Do you remember "I'll reach across the aisle..." from the guy that told GOP representatives to buck up "I won"... Do you remember "give me this stimulus and unemployment won't get above 8%." Over a trillion dollars later we have nothing to show for it. Unemployment remained over 8% for 43 straight months. It only fell below in the last several weeks due to funny accounting and dropping something like 2 million people from the seeking employment rolls. Real unemployment is in the neighborhood of 10.2%. Do you remember "If I can't turn the economy around, I'll be a one term President?" Well, we've had 3 straight years of shrinking GDP growth and increasing deficits. By any and every practical objective measure it is worse than when hussein took office. So why is he seeking re-election? Peter, you either have been living under a rock these past four years, or you are willfully ignorant.
Teresa from Virginia on why she’s voting for President Obama: “He has a real plan for rescuing the economy that passes the ‘math’ test.”— Barack Obama (@BarackObama) November 02, 2012
The math that says "the private sector is doing fine?" The math that lies about increasing energy production - without telling you that it has been on private lands, that on government lands he's cut it and gutted it by over 50%? An economic plan that includes trillion dollar (plus) deficits each year? That is increasing our national debt to (one of his favorite words) "unsustainable" levels? That math? Or how about that math that produced a budget that when it was put to the Senate got zero votes - that's right, not one single vote, not even from his Democrat cronies. No-one, not even the most corrupt congress-critter would support the screwball numbers he and his staff put up in their budget proposal. Teresa, you have a beautiful name, but an obviously confused and un-informed mind. Get the facts dear.
Don't burn it immediately. If Obama wins, you may need to burn it for cooking or heat.
My personal fave:
4 Words: More Biden Gaffes @BarackObama: What’s your reason for voting Obama-Biden?
#tcot #otnn—
#RememberSammyJankis (@TonyKatzMane) November 03, 2012
Because I’m dead.
Because I’m a fictional character.
Most excellent!!
LOLOLOLOLOL.
These are a good laugh. Mine would be “Because I want more division between myself and my racially diverse family members”.
Why would ANYONE vote for Benghazi-Coward Obama?
Certainly not the parents of near military-aged sons and daughters.
Certainly not anyone related to anyone in the US Military.
Certainly not anyone in the US Military.
LOL! About sums it up....priceless.
Thanks for the laugh.
ROFL.
My reason is I’m looking forward to the first time I fill my car up with algae.
Also..
I’m disabled, and I can’t wait until someone from the Ministry of the Quality of Life comes knockin.
We need some laughs.
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