Sell you soul lately Nancy?
Posted on 10/03/2012 11:27:02 AM PDT by John Semmens
House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi (D-Calif) contends that Republicans are “poisoning the debate” and “suffocating the issues under a barrage of facts and statistics.”
“All we are hearing from them is negativity,” Pelosi complained. “They say the economy is faltering, too many people are unemployed, taxes are too high, foreign policy is a shambles—just one unpleasant fact after another. This doesn’t lift up the country. It doesn’t boost morale.”
The Congresswoman contrasted the GOP’s negativity with the Democrats’ message of “hope and change.” “Everyday, the President is out there trying to take people’s minds off their troubles,” she said. “He is offering them a promise of a better tomorrow. He’s not wallowing in the failures of the past.”
Pelosi also faulted Romney for “fostering class warfare. He’s drawing distinctions based on whether you are a maker or a taker. President Obama, on the other hand, loves us all. He doesn’t draw lines between those who give and those who receive because he knows we’re all part of the same human family. And like a family, those who are able must work to support those who are in need. This is simple social justice.”
In related news, Census data reveals that median household income has declined by more than 8% since Obama took office. Alan Krueger, Chairman of the President’s Council of Economic Advisers dismissed this as “statistical noise that obscures the very real progress the Administration has made transforming America.”
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You cannot fix insane.
She has a awesome supply of drugs
I am wondering how many times is it humanly possible to blink in one sentence? She is so nutty she makes Biden seem normal.
Definitely using projection. The GOP isn’t even campaigning, let alone being negative.
Good one again John. SHEESH! LOL
Any person who attains the position of Speaker of the House, and then tells the American people that “we have to pass bill so you can find out what’s in it,” should never be taken seriously by anybody about anything.
Semmens got you! That's what makes his satire so great...it's believable.
Did Romney hire Pelosi as a campaign advisor?
When they’re squealing, you’re hitting the target.
“...don’t confuse me with the facts.”
Shut up you worthless lying... corrupt.. doped up.. botox overdosing hag.
You are partly responsible for this horrible economy which your gang has not improved one bit!
Oops,I hope that wasn’t to negative...?
Dirty air, dirty water, etc.
Hey nancy! You and your National Socialist Democrat Party Fuehrer are a worthless POS. Is that too negative for you?
Your Fuehrer wants to reestablish the democrat party tradition of slavery by making working, taxpaying citizens tax slaves to support the lazy, ignorant, illegal and socialist democrat party voter. We work, they collect our earnings. Is that too negative for you bitch?
It is too bad that the democrat party was not outlawed in 1865 and its leadership north and south hanged for treason. Is that too negative for you?
None of that is negative enough when it comes to the democrat party. The democrat party is the enemy of the Constitution and the Republic; even that statement is not harsh enough.
FUBO & FAD
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Sell you soul lately Nancy?
It’s satire. It’s funny to fool conservatives though isn’t it? Maybe they can spread this and be made fools of elsewhere!
(/sarc)
I don’t appreciate the attempt to make fools of conservatives. But that’s why I’m a “troll”. (see tagline)
We know, Nan. You libs just can't handle the facts.
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