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What Would Democrats Do?
the Internet | 09/28/12 | Vanity

Posted on 09/28/2012 11:34:35 AM PDT by thefoundersrock

Ok, so I stole this from a poster named Jake and modified it a little:

Democrat civility: “If you believe things contrary to what I do, I’ll call you a racist or stupid, just letting you know.”

Democrat compromise: “Here’s my deal for you. I’ll tell you what I want, and you will give it to me, or I’ll throw a hissy fit and call you more names”

Democrat racial tolerance: “Romney is out of touch because black people don’t understand savings accounts.”

Democrat free speech: “The US strongly denounces this despicable video. They had no right to say things that Muslims don’t like to hear.”

Democrat religious tolerance: “Suck it, Catholics – we’re the moral authority, not you, so we’ll tell you what’s what on abortion.”

Democrat military affairs: “Those Navy SEALs did an excellent job. Good thing I was there to take credit!”

Democrat foreign affairs: “My most-of-one-term as senator makes me far more qualified on foreign affairs than my opponent. Why, I organized entire neighborhoods! The most he’s ever organized was the Olympics, a state, and some multinational corporation!”

Democrat economics: “That guy over there has more than you. He must have stolen it from you! Get him!”

And finally, Democrat responsibility: “And my policies would have worked, if it hadn’t been for the Republicans, ATM machines, hurricanes, and George Bush!”

TOPICS: Government; Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: democrat; humour; hypocrisy; idiocy

1 posted on 09/28/2012 11:34:42 AM PDT by thefoundersrock
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