Skip to comments.What Would Democrats Do?
Posted on 09/28/2012 11:34:35 AM PDT by thefoundersrock
Ok, so I stole this from a poster named Jake and modified it a little:
Democrat civility: If you believe things contrary to what I do, Ill call you a racist or stupid, just letting you know.
Democrat compromise: Heres my deal for you. Ill tell you what I want, and you will give it to me, or Ill throw a hissy fit and call you more names
Democrat racial tolerance: Romney is out of touch because black people dont understand savings accounts.
Democrat free speech: The US strongly denounces this despicable video. They had no right to say things that Muslims dont like to hear.
Democrat religious tolerance: Suck it, Catholics were the moral authority, not you, so well tell you whats what on abortion.
Democrat military affairs: Those Navy SEALs did an excellent job. Good thing I was there to take credit!
Democrat foreign affairs: My most-of-one-term as senator makes me far more qualified on foreign affairs than my opponent. Why, I organized entire neighborhoods! The most hes ever organized was the Olympics, a state, and some multinational corporation!
Democrat economics: That guy over there has more than you. He must have stolen it from you! Get him!
And finally, Democrat responsibility: And my policies would have worked, if it hadnt been for the Republicans, ATM machines, hurricanes, and George Bush!
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