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President Sees No Need to Address Mid-East Crisis
Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 22 Sep 2012 | John Semmens

Posted on 09/22/2012 11:02:07 AM PDT by John Semmens

Obama campaign spokesman Ben LaBolt said President Obama sees no need for him to brief the American people on the Mid-East crisis.

“How would this benefit him?” LaBolt asked. “The media have already moved on to other issues that are working in his favor. There is no outcry from voters demanding answers as to how this happened. The only people who want him to speak out about it are his opponents. So, I think keeping quite is the smart thing to do.”

Despite the President’s reluctance to speak to the American people, he and Secretary of State Hillary Clinton have invested $70,000 in TV ads in Pakistan. In the ads both make appearances to express their apologies for the “Innocence of Muslims” video held to be a contributor to the recent riots in several Islamic countries.

Obama kicked off the ad saying, “We reject all efforts to denigrate religious beliefs of others.” Clinton followed up by reminding that “the United States Government has absolutely nothing to do with this video,” and urging that “your anger should be focused elsewhere.”

Another placating move under consideration is the possible release of Omar Abdel-Rahman, who is currently serving a life sentence for his role in a plot to conduct assassinations and destroy bridges, tunnels and other landmarks in New York City. Clinton defended the move as one motivated by compassion. “The man is, after all, blind,” she explained. “He’s been in jail for nearly two decades. Releasing him is unlikely to harm us and could go a long way toward mollifying those threatening violence unless he is released.”

if you missed any of this week's other semi-news posts you can find them at...

http://azconservative.org/2012/09/22/executive-order-authorizing-government-control-of-internet-nearing-completion/


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: clinton; muslims; obama; satire

1 posted on 09/22/2012 11:02:13 AM PDT by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens
“We reject all efforts to denigrate religious beliefs of others”, said 0bama.

Unless it comes to forcing Catholic institutions to promote abortion.

2 posted on 09/22/2012 11:09:05 AM PDT by Obama_Is_Sabotaging_America
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To: John Semmens

This is no longer satire.


3 posted on 09/22/2012 11:11:03 AM PDT by Raycpa
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To: John Semmens

At the debate, obamas question on foreign policy will be,”president Obama, which do you see as the worst threat to Americans, this latest uprising in Muslim countries over a foolish racist film or candidates speaking too soon after an event takes place?


4 posted on 09/22/2012 11:12:28 AM PDT by Yaelle
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To: John Semmens

He sees no need to address it but he did when he ran TV ads apologizing to the Muzzies.


5 posted on 09/22/2012 11:16:40 AM PDT by GeronL (The Right to Life came before the Right to Pursue Happiness)
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To: John Semmens
“We reject all efforts to denigrate religious beliefs of others.”

but if its Christians you attack, you can get a federal grant

6 posted on 09/22/2012 11:18:10 AM PDT by GeronL (The Right to Life came before the Right to Pursue Happiness)
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To: Raycpa

I agree. Where is the satire in this??


7 posted on 09/22/2012 11:23:23 AM PDT by Gadsden1st
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To: John Semmens

The Incompetent One is voting “present” once again. He doesn’t even lead from behind anymore. The LSM and their loved ones live here too, why do they keep protecting this buffoon?


8 posted on 09/22/2012 11:25:34 AM PDT by Marathoner 244
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To: John Semmens

John, I picked up what I believe to be enhancement of Hillary’s dipshitidity in this satire. Good one.


9 posted on 09/22/2012 11:41:06 AM PDT by rockinqsranch (Dems, Libs, Socialists, call 'em what you will, they ALL have fairies livin' in their trees.)
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To: John Semmens

The only way we can get the media to do it’s job is to boycott ABC,CBS,NBC,CNN and MSNBC. Thats’s is the only way, it has to cost them something for being silent.


10 posted on 09/22/2012 11:58:47 AM PDT by Rappini
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To: John Semmens

Neither does the media. Bambi and media ignore anything against him and zero in on everything against Mittens. It’s disgusting.


11 posted on 09/22/2012 12:48:31 PM PDT by al_c (http://www.blowoutcongress.com)
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To: John Semmens

Why should he?

Everything is on track and ahead of schedule


12 posted on 09/22/2012 1:38:42 PM PDT by rdcbn
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