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Senator Takes 5th
Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 4 Aug 2012 | John Semmens

Posted on 08/04/2012 8:53:31 AM PDT by John Semmens

In an effort to rebuff demands that he cite his source for making the claim that GOP presidential candidate Mitt Romney hasn’t paid taxes in ten years, Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid (D-Nev) says he is invoking his Fifth Amendment right against self-incrimination.

“We all know that Mr. Romney’s request that I name my source is a trap,” Reid complained. “Unauthorized disclosure of a person’s filings with the IRS is a felony. I’m not going to further blacken the name of my extremely credible source just to assuage someone’s out-dated notions of integrity.”

Speculation is that Reid’s “extremely credible” unnamed source might be Treasury Secretary Timothy Geithner. While Geithner didn’t deny that he has had discussions with Reid “on various tax matters,” he insisted that “I would never give out actual information about anyone’s filings with the IRS.” Geithner suggested that “perhaps Senator Reid has mistaken some of the ‘what ifs’ I was discussing as factual.”

Although adamant that Romney must release all of his IRS filings for the last ten years, Reid steadfastly refuses to release any of his own, calling it “a private matter that I am well within my rights to keep confidential.” Reid characterized suggestions that his stance is hypocritical as “the worst sort of smear tactic” and vowed “I will not allow myself to be intimidated by anonymous accusers.”

if you missed any of this week's other semi-news posts you can find them at...

http://azconservative.org/2012/08/03/dems-move-to-block-military-vote/


TOPICS: Government; History; Politics
KEYWORDS: democratscandals; harryreidlies; hypocrisy; lyingscumbag; reid; satire; smearcampaign; stalinisttactics; taxers; taxes; thebiglie; whispercampaign

1 posted on 08/04/2012 8:53:40 AM PDT by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens

Great satirical review of Reid’s hypocritical bumbling on this.


2 posted on 08/04/2012 8:57:31 AM PDT by bcsco
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To: John Semmens

Could be $1,000 fine and 1 year in prison for each violation of IRS code section 301.7216
Unlawful disclosure of tax information with out consent.


3 posted on 08/04/2012 8:58:00 AM PDT by DOGHEAD
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To: John Semmens

Reid not only took the 5th. He drank it. Reid, you got about 90 days before you and pelosi can sit on the same bench and watch the republicans turn this country around. Enjoy.


4 posted on 08/04/2012 8:58:20 AM PDT by spawn44 (moo)
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To: John Semmens
pretty much... and coming from a mutt what won't release his own returns makes him a hypocrite too
5 posted on 08/04/2012 8:59:53 AM PDT by Chode (American Hedonist - *DTOM* -ww- NO Pity for the LAZY)
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To: John Semmens
Although adamant that Romney must release all of his IRS filings for the last ten years, Reid steadfastly refuses to release any of his own,

the libtard emotionalist mentality so isolates them from reality that they just don't get it how ridiculous they sound

6 posted on 08/04/2012 9:02:07 AM PDT by mjp ((pro-{God, reality, reason, egoism, individualism, natural rights, limited government, capitalism}))
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To: John Semmens

I heard from indisputable reliable source that he was a member in good standing of NAMBLA and his favorite quote is...Speak softly and carry a big bag of candy.


7 posted on 08/04/2012 9:13:18 AM PDT by RetSignman
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To: bcsco
"... Further blacken my name"

That says it all.

8 posted on 08/04/2012 9:15:58 AM PDT by ThePatriotsFlag (The hotter the TEA, the stronger......and I'm boiling!)
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To: John Semmens

You’ve captured the essence of Liberal Projection John.


9 posted on 08/04/2012 9:20:46 AM PDT by rockrr (Everything is different now...)
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To: ThePatriotsFlag
Well, it was "further blacken the name", but I get your drift. Either way, it's one crook to another (if it were true...).
10 posted on 08/04/2012 9:21:30 AM PDT by bcsco
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To: John Semmens

I know this is satire, but it could just as easily have been a legitimate news article.


11 posted on 08/04/2012 9:25:28 AM PDT by GreenHornet
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To: John Semmens

Reid actually sounds delusional and mentally ill.


12 posted on 08/04/2012 9:27:53 AM PDT by Rapscallion (Beware. Obama has no intention to respect the results of the election.)
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To: John Semmens

I swear the communists must scour our school system for the lowest IQ individuals then groom them to believe in Marxism and run for office, become a professor, become a journalist.


13 posted on 08/04/2012 9:58:14 AM PDT by Wurlitzer (Nothing says "ignorance" like Islam!)
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