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DUmmie FUnnies 07-24-12 (DUmmies Outraged By Yet Another "Hate Crime")
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | July 24, 2012 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 07/24/2012 1:30:01 PM PDT by PJ-Comix

Break out the Kerri DUnn(ce) Award for over the top "Hate Crime" gullibility. This award is named after Claremont College professor, Kerri DUnn, who staged her own "hate crime" by painting graffiti on her own car. She was soon exposed but in the meantime the Left went into "Hate Crime" overdrive until they had to meekly crawl back into their holes in humiliating silence. Since that time there have been dozens of staged "Hate Crimes." In fact, I can't even think of a single instance in which a reported Hate Crime since the DUnn(ce) that was legit. And now we have yet another HATE CRIME which in which the "facts" are practically screaming "HOAX." Of course, despite having been burned numerous times in the past over "Hate Crime" hoaxes, the DUmmies have swallowed this one hook, line, and sinker as you can see in this THREAD, "Gay Lincoln woman says attackers cut slurs into her skin." So let us now watch the DUmmies in the state of extreme gullibility before the TRUTH of the hoax hits them smack in their faces in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, wondering if Kerri DUnn(ce) has become a Hate Crime Scene Investigator, is in the [brackets]:

Gay Lincoln woman says attackers cut slurs into her skin

[That's a red flag right there.]

Source: Omaha.com (Omaha World Herald)

Three men broke into a Lincoln woman's home, bound her with zip ties, carved anti-gay slurs into her skin and set her house on fire, she told Lincoln police.

[And according to the New York Daily News, the burning gasoline only caused $200 of damage to her house. Oh, and she was in no danger since she miraculously broke free of her bounds all on her own.]

Police are investigating the incident as a hate crime, said Lincoln Police Officer Katie Flood. They have not made an arrest in connection with the attack.

[Don't worry. In a few days they will make an arrest of the person FAKING the attack.]

The woman's friends believe the incident was a hate crime because of her sexual orientation, and they arranged a candlelight vigil at the State Capitol on Sunday night that drew more than 500 people.

[Another red flag.]

The woman was treated at a local hospital and released.

[Quickly released because the minor skin scratches were barely noticeable. Like a John F. Kerry war wound.]

Omaha Herald

[Actually the NY Daily News has a better ARTICLE because it includes a photo of the "Hate Message" supposedly painted on the wall by three masked men in a hurry. Notice how very carefully aligned the letters are. Oh, and the grammatical precision of only using caps where appropriate. And now on to the incredibly GULLIBLE DUmmies...]

What the f*ck is wrong with people.

[Yeah, why do they stupidly continue faking "hate crimes" when they get caught EVERY TIME?]

What is wrong with them is hate, hate and more hate...they just have to hate...

[Who were the haters in the Kerri DUNN(ce) "hate crime?"]

Let's not react too quickly. There have been too many similar cases that turned out to have been done by the supposed victim.

[No, no. Continue climbing out on that "Hate Crime" limb like you always do until it is inevitably cut off behind you. Makes for yet more DUFU comedy gold.]

as reported this is an open-shut hate crimes case.

[Yup! As soon as this "hate crime" is opened, you will be forced to SHUT your mouth in complete humiliation.]

Every false claim devalues all legitimate ones and discourages new cases of any kind.

[Too bad for you that EVERY "Hate Crime" reported has turned out to be FALSE.]

Seriously? Where the victim carved homophobic slurs into his or her own flesh???

[Carved=Scratched.]

The cowardly attackers are probably GAWD fearing mindless soldiers doing the work of their GAWD.

[The only evidence of a hate crime here is YOU smearing soldiers.]

God Bless Her If This Report/Story Is True....... As No One, For Any Reason Should Have To Put Up With Such Terrorist Acts.....

(OR)...... God Help The Gay Community If They Later Find Out She Was Lying........ As It Will Make It 100 Times Harder To Make The General Public Understand Afterwards That "REAL ATTACKS" Still Do Take Place Each, And Every Day.......

[Probability of scenario #2...100%.]

The root of this is.................found with the right wing hate machine giving tacit approval of these vile acts. Yeah freepers, this is not debatable !

[What is not debatable DUmmie SILVER__FOX52 is that you will NOT be spared public humiliation in the DUFUs when this "hate crime" is exposed as a hoax.]


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: dummies; hatecrime
Maybe we should hold a "Win A Date With Kerri DUnn(ce)" contest for the DUmmies.
1 posted on 07/24/2012 1:30:14 PM PDT by PJ-Comix
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To: PJ-Comix

I win.


2 posted on 07/24/2012 1:32:20 PM PDT by Mercat (Necessity is the argument of tyrants. John Milton)
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To: PJ-Comix

IB4TP?


3 posted on 07/24/2012 1:32:48 PM PDT by Cyber Liberty (Obama considers the Third World morally superior to the United States.)
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To: Xenalyte; RMDupree; AlexW; CzarNicky; Mike Fieschko; motzman; codercpc; thingumbob; tje; ml1954; ...

PING!


4 posted on 07/24/2012 1:33:36 PM PDT by PJ-Comix (Beware the Rip in the Space/Time Continuum)
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To: PJ-Comix

Hilarious Hate.


5 posted on 07/24/2012 1:35:01 PM PDT by arrogantsob (Obama must Go. Sarah herself supports Romney.)
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To: PJ-Comix
doing the work of their GAWD.
[The only evidence of a hate crime here is YOU smearing soldiers.]

Not soldiers, PJ, it's smearing conservative Christians like Missouri Lutherans, Roman Catholics and Southern Baptists (you know, ^most^ of church-going the US population)

6 posted on 07/24/2012 1:40:45 PM PDT by Cletus.D.Yokel (Catastrophic Anthropogenic Climate Alterations - The acronym explains the science.)
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To: PJ-Comix
(OR)...... God Help The Gay Community If They Later Find Out She Was Lying........ As It Will Make It 100 Times Harder To Make The General Public Understand Afterwards That "REAL ATTACKS" Still Do Take Place Each, And Every Day.......

In Honor Of This Person I Plan On Always Writing As If I Am Composing A Title. From This Time Forward I Will Treat All Correspondence As Worthy of Being A Title For Something. Even When Discussing Kittehs On The Undead Thread.

Or not....

7 posted on 07/24/2012 1:41:40 PM PDT by Cyber Liberty (Obama considers the Third World morally superior to the United States.)
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To: PJ-Comix

In by 10?


8 posted on 07/24/2012 1:44:31 PM PDT by techcor (I hope Obama succeeds, in being a one term president.)
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To: PJ-Comix
The root of this is.................

That damn breeder Jim Holmes getting all that attention instead of ME! A lesbian in the US where I get oppressed everyday. What to do? What to do to get more attention on ME! ME! ME! ??

9 posted on 07/24/2012 1:46:58 PM PDT by Cletus.D.Yokel (Catastrophic Anthropogenic Climate Alterations - The acronym explains the science.)
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To: arrogantsob
Here is the oh so carefully lettered message spray painted supposedly by 3 masked men on the run. Note the very straight (pun intended) alignment at the bottom of the letters:


10 posted on 07/24/2012 1:47:12 PM PDT by PJ-Comix (Beware the Rip in the Space/Time Continuum)
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To: PJ-Comix
The truth of the incident isn't important next to the importance of the issue. I blame Rush Limbaugh, Sarah Palin, and the Tea Party. If it weren't for the atmosphere of right-wing hate this poor woman would never have felt it necessary to scratch stuff into her epidermis.

Uh...which she didn't, of course. Gnomes did that. Right-wing zombie gnomes paid by the Koch brothers who listen to Rush Limbaugh. Yeah, that's the ticket.

11 posted on 07/24/2012 1:47:19 PM PDT by Billthedrill
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To: PJ-Comix

There was an earlier thread on this. It sure appeared to be a hoax to me.


12 posted on 07/24/2012 1:51:48 PM PDT by bcsco
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To: PJ-Comix

Should we be expecting a clarification of this false report in 24 business hours? ;-)


13 posted on 07/24/2012 1:52:55 PM PDT by rockrr (Everything is different now...)
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To: PJ-Comix

A four-letter euphemism for the male sex organ? Or a slur reminiscent of the river and ocean walls in Holland?


14 posted on 07/24/2012 1:54:00 PM PDT by Cletus.D.Yokel (Catastrophic Anthropogenic Climate Alterations - The acronym explains the science.)
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To: PJ-Comix

I have some advice for the Fakers: if you want to be believed blow your brains out.

But then I am mean-spirited to perverts.


15 posted on 07/24/2012 2:00:10 PM PDT by arrogantsob (Obama must Go. Sarah herself supports Romney.)
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To: Cletus.D.Yokel

I’d guess the latter. This *is* a story about a lezzie claiming to have been attacked....


16 posted on 07/24/2012 2:04:18 PM PDT by Cyber Liberty (Obama considers the Third World morally superior to the United States.)
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To: bcsco

The “victim” is going to be very nervous when she finds out the cops are working very hard on this case. What she probably didn’t figure is the fact that the perps supposedly set fire to her house while she was supposedly bound inside makes this ATTEMPTED HOMICIDE.


17 posted on 07/24/2012 2:04:29 PM PDT by PJ-Comix (Beware the Rip in the Space/Time Continuum)
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To: PJ-Comix
right wing hate machine

I'd like to have one of those in my garage. Nicely chromed out, maybe in black or midnight blue.

18 posted on 07/24/2012 2:05:05 PM PDT by wbill
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To: PJ-Comix
"... Let's not react too quickly. There have been too many similar cases that turned out to have been done by the supposed victim."

Wise advice from that DUmmie, because we've seen numerous 'hate crime' attacks over the years where the alleged victim was superficially wounded or suspiciously threatened and later had to recant their stories. The incidents are too numerous to list here.

People who are beaten within an inch of their lives or murdered, now that's something we'd overwhelmingly believe. Conversely, we'd expect to cynically examine someone's story that evil ninjas raided their home, tied them up with plastic trash bag ties, and scribbled a gay slur on their forehead with a felt pen before vanishing into the night.

I wish that liberals and conservatives could at least agree that anyone who fakes a 'hate crime' for whatever reason should themselves be punished for committing a 'hate crime'. Anyone who disagrees needs to explain why that doesn't make perfect sense.

19 posted on 07/24/2012 2:08:19 PM PDT by The KG9 Kid (Semper Fi)
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To: PJ-Comix
they arranged a candlelight vigil at the State Capitol on Sunday night that drew more than 500 people

Maybe in her case a (controlled) gasoline-fire vigil would have been more appropriate…

20 posted on 07/24/2012 2:28:53 PM PDT by mikrofon (She probably had some gas left over.)
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“The victim has asked that she remain anonymous,” said Karen Bratton-Cranford, president of Star City Pride. “We respect that. We respect her right to tell her story when she is ready.”

...

“I'm not going back in the closet,” she said. “You're not going to scare me back.”

Then why the anonymity?

21 posted on 07/24/2012 2:34:25 PM PDT by hattend (Firearms and ammunition...the only growing industries under the Obama regime.)
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To: mikrofon

Supposedly she broke her bounds in record time to douse the gasoline fire that only caused 200 bucks worth of damage.


22 posted on 07/24/2012 2:35:44 PM PDT by PJ-Comix (Beware the Rip in the Space/Time Continuum)
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To: PJ-Comix
The fact that many of the DUmmies have to preface their remarks with "IF this report is true," shows that they KNOW, deep down, that this has all the marks of a HOAX.

BTW, PJ, this may be a DUbble-DUFU Tuesday. I've got my eye on a thread, which I may get to shortly.

23 posted on 07/24/2012 3:01:42 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson
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The report I saw stated it was a small pool of gasoline that, when lighted, didn’t even damage the home. About $200 worth of damage. She also was able to get loose from her bindings and make it across the street. The was taken to the hospital but released. They’ll be investigating this all right, but it may not be the outcome she was hoping for. Are you going to be following this further?


24 posted on 07/24/2012 3:03:50 PM PDT by bcsco
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To: PJ-Comix

When will the news report that it was a FAKE ATTACK?? If it was!!


25 posted on 07/24/2012 3:41:56 PM PDT by ExCTCitizen (If we stay home in November '12, don't blame 0 for tearing up the CONSTITUTION!!)
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When will the news report that it was a FAKE ATTACK?? If it was!!

I'm figuring no later than the end of next week. I don't think this will be a hard case to crack.

26 posted on 07/24/2012 3:49:41 PM PDT by PJ-Comix (Beware the Rip in the Space/Time Continuum)
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To: PJ-Comix

>>The “victim” is going to be very nervous when she finds out the cops are working very hard on this case. What she probably didn’t figure is the fact that the perps supposedly set fire to her house while she was supposedly bound inside makes this ATTEMPTED HOMICIDE.<<

Actually, as someone pointed out to me the other day, it is attempted MURDER. Homicide is an act that results in the death of a human, irrespective of cause, guilt, etc. Soldiers commit homicide when they kill the enemy.

The list of charges in this alleged case is massive — kidnapping, attempted murder, assault, battery, arson and quite a few more I haven’t even thought of. No way does Law Enforcement walk away until they know the truth.

And we all know what truth will be — HOAX (again)!


27 posted on 07/24/2012 5:25:51 PM PDT by freedumb2003 (obozo could bring back literal slavery with chains and still he will get 85+% of the black vote)
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To: freedumb2003

Notice how the “victim” is unable to provide any description of the perps at all.


28 posted on 07/24/2012 4:11:23 PM PDT by PJ-Comix (Beware the Rip in the Space/Time Continuum)
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To: freedumb2003
Uh-oh. This story looks like it might fall apart quicker than I thought. The FBI is now INVESTIGATING.
29 posted on 07/24/2012 4:21:45 PM PDT by PJ-Comix (Beware the Rip in the Space/Time Continuum)
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To: PJ-Comix


I missed this picture earlier so my question is, was the di, er, Lesbian left handed?

30 posted on 07/24/2012 4:50:47 PM PDT by MaxMax
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To: PJ-Comix
Every false claim devalues all legitimate ones and discourages new cases of any kind.

But if it weren't for the false claims, there'd be no claims at all!

31 posted on 07/24/2012 5:00:03 PM PDT by FrdmLvr (culture, language, borders)
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To: Cletus.D.Yokel

I assume they called her “Dear”. Feminists hate that.


32 posted on 07/24/2012 5:20:13 PM PDT by Oztrich Boy (Literals will believe anything.)
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To: Cletus.D.Yokel; PJ-Comix

Not soldiers, PJ, it’s smearing conservative Christians like Missouri Lutherans, Roman Catholics and Southern Baptists (you know, ^most^ of church-going the US population)


Don’t forget, according to Rosie O’Donnel and Janet Napaletino, Christians are worse than moslem terrorists, especially if we seem preoccupied with Liberty and The Constitution.


33 posted on 07/24/2012 5:50:50 PM PDT by Rides_A_Red_Horse (If there is a war on women, the Kennedys are the Spec Ops troops.)
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To: FrdmLvr
Check it out. The "hate crime" fairy tale is already beginning to UNRAVEL.
34 posted on 07/25/2012 6:23:10 AM PDT by PJ-Comix (Beware the Rip in the Space/Time Continuum)
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To: PJ-Comix
A house doused with gasoline and then there's only $200.00 worth of damage? To paraphrase Sherlock Holmes, 'The Dog Didn't Bark'.
(It's from 'Silver Blaze' and actually goes like this:)
Gregory (Scotland Yard detective): "Is there any other point to which you would wish to draw my attention?"
Holmes: "To the curious incident of the dog in the night-time."
Gregory: "The dog did nothing in the night-time."
Holmes: "That was the curious incident."
Then there's the curious case of her getting out of the Plastic Zip Ties she was bound with. And then, these three masked homophobic brutes only bound her hands?!?

It's getting 'curiouser and curiouser'.

35 posted on 07/25/2012 6:52:59 AM PDT by Condor51 (Si vis pacem, para bellum.)
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