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You put Letterman to shame.
But Letterman would read it from the heart and have his hanky out to dab his eyes.
Leni
You forgot that 0bama closed Gitmo.
Unabashed and unpretentious blog pimping.
You forgot the part about how the earth was healed and the seas stopped rising.
“We are the people we’ve been waiting for.”
(Translation: I am the One you’ve been waiting for.)
he has solved the energy crisis
he has allowed drilling
he killed bin laden
he has parted the atlantic ocean
he loves dog...I mean dogs
#1: He’s going to be out of office next January.
1. He has brought Americans together.
2. He has put people back to work.
3. He has solved the debt crisis with his frugal spending on only legitimate functions of the federal government.
4. He has delivered on his promises of an open, transparent, and efficient bureaucracy.
5. He has enhanced relationships with America’s friends abroad.
6. He has terrified our enemies.
7. He has elevated Muslims and put those pesky Christians that cling to their guns and religion in their place.
8. He has strengthened the foundation of marriage.
9. He has honored our Constitution and Bill of Rights.
10. He always tells the truth.
I hope this is Sarcasm because it sure is making me nauseous.
1. He has brought Americans together.
2. He has put people back to work.
3. He has solved the debt crisis with his frugal spending on only legitimate functions of the federal government.
4. He has delivered on his promises of an open, transparent, and efficient bureaucracy.
5. He has enhanced relationships with America’s friends abroad.
6. He has terrified our enemies.
7. He has elevated Muslims and put those pesky Christians that cling to their guns and religion in their place.
8. He has strengthened the foundation of marriage.
9. He has honored our Constitution and Bill of Rights.
10. He always tells the truth.
I hope this is Sarcasm because it sure is making me nauseous.
10-2. If you hate America; because brocko is out to rearrange America from the bottom up and from the top down.
1. The obama doctrine. He is the best assassin of any president we’ve ever had. All future presidents should use that page out of brocko’s book. You not only get to eliminate international bad guys, you get to brag about it! Strangely enough, the Left thinks it’s a good idea too, so that bodes well for future conservative presidents, right? Right.