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Planned Parenthood Wishes You a “Happy Masturbation Month”…
Weasel Zippers ^
| 5/20/12
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Posted on 05/20/2012 10:23:28 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows
Masturbation has its own month?
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TOPICS: Health/Medicine; Society
KEYWORDS: culturewar; napl; onanism; plannedparenthood; sexpositiveagenda
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Just one month?
To: Slings and Arrows
I heard of getting 30 winks, but 30 wanks is ridiculous!
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posted on
05/20/2012 10:25:36 PM PDT
by
mylife
(The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
To: Slings and Arrows; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; ...
Read before it gets pulled.
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posted on
05/20/2012 10:26:47 PM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
(You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
To: Slings and Arrows; Stoat
P.S. Link provided by stoat! Sorry!
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posted on
05/20/2012 10:28:34 PM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
(You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
To: Slings and Arrows
Spokeswoman...
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posted on
05/20/2012 10:29:21 PM PDT
by
mylife
(The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
To: Slings and Arrows
National Masturbation Month was conveniently scheduled one month before National Barbers Week.
Just sayin’.
;-)
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posted on
05/20/2012 10:29:45 PM PDT
by
GladesGuru
(In a society predicated upon freedom, it is necessary to examine principles."...the public interest)
To: mylife
Anybody have a picture of Helen Thomas in her Bikini?
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posted on
05/20/2012 10:33:08 PM PDT
by
unkus
(Silence Is Consent)
To: unkus
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posted on
05/20/2012 10:33:41 PM PDT
by
mylife
(The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
To: mylife
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posted on
05/20/2012 10:34:22 PM PDT
by
unkus
(Silence Is Consent)
To: Slings and Arrows
Whats next month? National Optometrists month?.........
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posted on
05/20/2012 10:35:12 PM PDT
by
Red Badger
(Think logically. Act normally.................)
To: martin_fierro
That explains the afternoon I’ve had.
Thanks Slings and Arrows.
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posted on
05/20/2012 10:36:14 PM PDT
by
SunkenCiv
(FReepathon 2Q time -- https://secure.freerepublic.com/donate/)
To: Red Badger
Carpal Tunnel awarness month.
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posted on
05/20/2012 10:36:19 PM PDT
by
LukeL
(Barack Obama: Jimmy Carter 2 Electric Boogaloo)
To: GladesGuru
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posted on
05/20/2012 10:36:30 PM PDT
by
unkus
(Silence Is Consent)
To: Red Badger
Don't even think of making Japanese joke!!!
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posted on
05/20/2012 10:38:48 PM PDT
by
mylife
(The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
To: Slings and Arrows
Hey, I'm down with that. It is, after all, sex with the one I love the most.
I will say, though, that these are the people who earnestly assert that high-schoolers need instructions on how to don a condom. You honestly shouldn't encourage them. "Excuse me, Ms. Jones, but what (snicker) are you supposed to do with the (snicker) banana afterward?"
To: unkus; Slings and Arrows; Revolting cat!; Lazamataz
Anybody have a picture of Helen Thomas in her Bikini?
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posted on
05/20/2012 10:42:21 PM PDT
by
a fool in paradise
(Barack Obama has cut and run from what he called "the right war".)
To: Slings and Arrows
i bet its aimed at kids, too
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posted on
05/20/2012 10:45:20 PM PDT
by
GeronL
(The Right to Life came before the Right to Pursue Happiness)
To: Red Badger
National Orthopedists’ Month.
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posted on
05/20/2012 10:45:27 PM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
(You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
To: Billthedrill
I very much doubt that there’s a high-schooler who doesn’t know how to use a condom. Perform elementary arithmetic, OTOH...
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posted on
05/20/2012 10:47:33 PM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
(You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
To: Slings and Arrows
>
Just one month? Yeah, but then again, it's all you're allowed to do for that month.
Strangely, few are bored by the endless repetition...
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posted on
05/20/2012 10:49:57 PM PDT
by
dayglored
(Listen, strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government!)
To: Slings and Arrows
Only a month?
I better get started!
To: Slings and Arrows
I thought the name of that organization was Planned PARENTHOOD?
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posted on
05/20/2012 11:09:48 PM PDT
by
Beowulf9
To: Beowulf9
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posted on
05/20/2012 11:10:41 PM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
(You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
To: mylife
Nothing like having nosey leftist perverts with their noses in everyone’s pants.
To: BigCinBigD
Only a month?
I better get started!
........
Yep. Got some lost time to make up for. I wish they would notify us of these things beforehand. Oh well, off we go...
To: SaraJohnson
They are obsessed with sex.
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posted on
05/20/2012 11:19:50 PM PDT
by
mylife
(The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
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posted on
05/20/2012 11:32:59 PM PDT
by
mylife
(The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
To: mylife
They are obsessed with other people’s sex and especially teenagers’ and college students’ sex.
To: SaraJohnson
Let’s face it, they’re obsessed!
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posted on
05/20/2012 11:34:20 PM PDT
by
mylife
(The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
To: Slings and Arrows; Stoat
Welp...it shouldn’t be pulled, so to speak.
This has been going on since the 90s.
It’s like tradition, or something.
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posted on
05/20/2012 11:45:11 PM PDT
by
dixiechick2000
(This hobbit is looking for her pitchfork...God help the GOP if I find it.)
To: dixiechick2000
It chaps me when they pull things.
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posted on
05/21/2012 12:02:38 AM PDT
by
mylife
(The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
To: Slings and Arrows
To: dixiechick2000
I’m reasonably certain it’s been going on a lot longer than the 90’s...
...oh, you mean the month!
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posted on
05/21/2012 12:27:07 AM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
(You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
To: Slings and Arrows
I need info on the subject?
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posted on
05/21/2012 12:42:28 AM PDT
by
Tainan
(Cogito, ergo conservatus sum)
To: Slings and Arrows
Where was this info back when I was 16???
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posted on
05/21/2012 12:43:01 AM PDT
by
packrat35
(When will we admit we are now almost a police state?)
To: unkus
Good God no! Have you no decency at all!!
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posted on
05/21/2012 12:43:58 AM PDT
by
packrat35
(When will we admit we are now almost a police state?)
To: Slings and Arrows
Somebody better tell the mil guys its OK for a month...
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posted on
05/21/2012 12:46:25 AM PDT
by
Tainan
(Cogito, ergo conservatus sum)
To: a fool in paradise; Lazamataz
16 whole posts before a laz ping....
Maybe the new klowns at TBL are right....we are slipping
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posted on
05/21/2012 12:49:53 AM PDT
by
wardaddy
(the GOP are cowards)
To: Slings and Arrows
Reminds me of a line of the old Leisure Suit Larry game where you type in text and get a response. Being a 12 year old kid, I thought of everything I could.
Type in "Jerk off"...."Larry, the whole point of this game is to stop doing that!" (or something on that line)
On a similar note, type in "F--- You"...."Same to you, buddy!"
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posted on
05/21/2012 12:52:00 AM PDT
by
Darren McCarty
(The Republican Party is bigger than the presidency.)
To: Slings and Arrows
Well, at least there’s one thing Planned Parenthood supports that involves a happy ending.
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posted on
05/21/2012 12:55:23 AM PDT
by
RichInOC
(No! BAD Rich! (What'd I say?))
To: packrat35
At 16 you needed a month?
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posted on
05/21/2012 1:09:12 AM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
(You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
To: Slings and Arrows
These people are really sick!
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posted on
05/21/2012 1:14:13 AM PDT
by
fortheDeclaration
(Pr 14:34 Righteousness exalteth a nation:but sin is a reproach to any people)
To: fortheDeclaration
You give them too much credit.
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posted on
05/21/2012 1:27:50 AM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
(You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
To: Slings and Arrows
Nope. I bloomed late. At 16, I graduated high school, started college, and started noticing girls...
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posted on
05/21/2012 1:43:36 AM PDT
by
packrat35
(When will we admit we are now almost a police state?)
To: Slings and Arrows
Dang. Just 10 days left in the month. This is going to conflict with the SPCA’s “Love Your Pets” month....
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posted on
05/21/2012 1:47:25 AM PDT
by
Squantos
(Be polite. Be professional. But have a plan to kill everyone you meet)
To: packrat35
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posted on
05/21/2012 1:48:42 AM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
(You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
To: Squantos
I'm sure they're kicking themselves for not making it a joint occasion.
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posted on
05/21/2012 1:50:07 AM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
(You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
To: Darren McCarty
I remember that game. So many humiliating ways to die...
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posted on
05/21/2012 1:52:37 AM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
(You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
To: GeronL
I doubt kids need a dedicated month...or permission.
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posted on
05/21/2012 2:40:23 AM PDT
by
stuartcr
("When silence speaks, it speaks only to those that have already decided what they want to hear.")
To: Tainan
I need info on the subject? Not info exactly...
We need visual aids
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posted on
05/21/2012 3:55:42 AM PDT
by
tsomer
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