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Bin Laden Alibi Memo Called “No Big Deal”
Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 12 May 2012 | John Semmens

Posted on 05/14/2012 10:37:07 AM PDT by John Semmens

Revelation that CIA Director Leon Panetta drafted a memo that would’ve been used to absolve President Obama of blame had the mission to kill Osama bin Laden failed was labeled “no big deal” by Presidential Press Secretary Jay Carney. Targeted to take the fall was Naval Special Operations Commander Adm. Bill McRaven.

“Protecting the president is ‘job #1′ for everyone working for the federal government,” Carney contended. “The president is the essential man in our government. Everyone else is expendable. I mean, who’s ever heard of McRaven? Would it be the end of the world if he were made a scapegoat?”

“Realistically, sacrificing one man’s career is a small price to pay for preserving the president’s credibility,” Carney added. “Taking the blame for your Commander-in-Chief is an obligation that any soldier or sailor should be proud of. He could’ve been asked for a lot more. After all, Secret Service agents are routinely expected to take a bullet for the president. Next to that, being designated a fool or blunderer for a botched mission should be considered a walk in the park.”

if you missed any of this week's other semi-news posts you can find them at...

http://azconservative.org/2012/05/12/president-admits-he-sometimes-forgets-the-magnitude-of-the-recession/


TOPICS: Government; History; Military/Veterans; Politics
KEYWORDS: blame; blogpimp; obama; osama; satire

1 posted on 05/14/2012 10:37:14 AM PDT by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens

3, 2, 1...


2 posted on 05/14/2012 10:37:51 AM PDT by wastedyears ("God? I didn't know he was signed onto the system.")
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To: John Semmens
Welcome to the world of military personnel. It is always someone else down the chain that is going to fry. Even at battalion and company level. Someone down the chain is going to take the rap for the failure. Not the ones AT THE TOP WHO MADE THE STINKING DECISIONS!!! This was Obama’s decision. He is the commander in chief. The mission fails, HE FAILS! Not the lowest private in the chain of command. Stinking thugs always want to blame someone else for their stinking failures. Typical dimocrats.
3 posted on 05/14/2012 10:40:40 AM PDT by RetiredArmy (He has Risen!!! If you do not know Him, this is the perfect week to seek Him out!!!)
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To: John Semmens

Almost had me....


4 posted on 05/14/2012 10:42:50 AM PDT by Stormdog (A rifle transforms one from subject to Citizen)
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Didn’t McRaven father Rielle Hunter’s love child?


5 posted on 05/14/2012 10:45:22 AM PDT by dead (I've got my eye out for Mullah Omar.)
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To: John Semmens
Despite this being satire, the only thing untrue about it is that not even Carney is a big enough idiot to actually say this in public.
6 posted on 05/14/2012 10:51:29 AM PDT by kevkrom (Those in a rush to trample the Constitution seem to forget that it is the source of their authority.)
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To: RetiredArmy

What ever happened to.....?

7 posted on 05/14/2012 10:51:49 AM PDT by catman67
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It died when he died.


8 posted on 05/14/2012 10:53:16 AM PDT by RetiredArmy (He has Risen!!! If you do not know Him, this is the perfect week to seek Him out!!!)
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To: catman67

The buck was not the dollar. The buck was the card dealing box at card playing tables. IOW the president deals the cards and controls the game.


9 posted on 05/14/2012 10:54:17 AM PDT by longtermmemmory (VOTE! http://www.senate.gov and http://www.house.gov)
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To: catman67

“The Buck never got here.” or “The Buck gets passed here.”


10 posted on 05/14/2012 10:55:37 AM PDT by dfwgator (Don't wake up in a roadside ditch. Get rid of Romney.)
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11 posted on 05/14/2012 11:13:16 AM PDT by Servant of the Cross (the Truth will set you free)
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The sign on Truman’s desk stated “The Buck tops Here”. and the sign on mac daddies desk states, “If it work I accept all the credit but if it fails it is never my fault”.

There is the difference between a man of charector and a man whose life is a phony image.


12 posted on 05/14/2012 11:33:39 AM PDT by chiefqc
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The sign on Truman’s desk stated “The Buck tops Here”. and the sign on mac daddies desk states, “If it work I accept all the credit but if it fails it is never my fault”.

There is the difference between a man of charector and a man whose life is a phony image.


13 posted on 05/14/2012 11:33:59 AM PDT by chiefqc
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To: catman67
Greedy Cracker wants all the money. /tucc kill whitey thought.


14 posted on 05/14/2012 11:43:40 AM PDT by rawcatslyentist ("Behold, I am against you, O arrogant one," Jeremiah 50:31)
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To: John Semmens

I agree. The fact that Obama has once again proven himself to be a spineless, gutless wimp, ready to dump blame on anyone convenient, is no big deal. Anyone who didn’t figure that out four years ago is more than a bit slow. Anyone who doesn’t know it by now needs to be institutionalized.


15 posted on 05/14/2012 11:48:07 AM PDT by Pollster1 (“A boy becomes a man when a man is needed.” - John Steinbeck)
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Almost had me too. But there are a lot of news stories where I expect to see your semi-satire byline, and they turn out to be true!


16 posted on 05/14/2012 12:10:01 PM PDT by free-in-nyc (Freeping from the heart of the occupation)
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