Cher "Can't Breathe Same Air As Racist,Homophobe Romney" Homophobia May Have Saved Chaztity

JoeClarke.Net ^ | 05/08/2012 | JoeClarke.Net

[joeclarke]

Cher Tweets "@cher "If ROMNEY gets elected I don't know if i can breathe same air as Him & his Right Wing Racist Homophobic Women Hating Tea Bagger Masters"
And again,
@cher "TOO HARSH ? Thats me Holding BACK! They care nothing about the POOR The OLD The SICK The HUNGRY CHILDREN & People striving 4 a Better LIFE !"
Finally,(Mercifully)
@cher "Tell The Truth (lyric of new song) Supreme Court GONE,Women & Children Left Behind! GOD HELP US !"

What the heck happened to Cher? Dumped Sonny. Too many drugs with Gregg Allman? Hired a lesbian sitter for Chastity. Maybe, a little homophobia would have saved Chastity from becoming Chaz.

It was not that long ago that I would regularly
watch the Sonny and Cher TV show, featuring their cute little towheaded
daughter, Chastity, the three of them posing like a holy family. It was
hard to imagine little Chastity becoming "Chaz" after discovering her born
lesbianism. But, wait a minute, if she was born a lesbian, why would she undergo
semi gender-change surgery? (The semi surgery only included an upper
half alteration - or breast reduction). Even the very progressive David
Letterman was confused and confounded by his awkward sounding
guest.


There are so many paradoxes surrounding the
Chaz(tity) Bono story that it should leave younger, curious, and bicurious kids
even more perplexed about what the good Lord has invented. Yes, the Episcopal
Church has pronounced gayness as a gift from God,which brings to mind, " Whoever
causes one of these little ones who believe in Me to stumble, it would be better
for him to have a heavy millstone hung around his neck, ..."


Long before cute little Chastity became
beefy Chaz, there was a well published story that when Chastity was eleven
years old, Cher left her with a known lesbian friend to baby-sit. Years later,
Chastity complained that she was raped by this friend, "Joan." According
to the story, Cher told Chastity that encounter would be, "A good life
experience for you."



The fairy tail story (pun intended) of Chastity
ended as she turned five years old when mommy dearest dumped her dad, Sonny, who
went on to lead a more regular life (compared to Cher), and served as a
Republican Congressman for several years until his untimely death on a ski slope
in 1998.



Still, I feel sort of sorry about Chaz(tity) even
though she is officially not a he, because the lower operation is "way too
risky," at this time - and Chastity was born a female. Chaz's morphed manhood
sort of resembles the below picture, but he she - looks more feminine, for a
sheman. Even still, I feel sort of sorry for Chaz(tity) and how confused heshe
has become, even though heshe claims that "the testosterone treatments have made
me randier, and harder to live with." Yeah, extreme male doses of testosterone in your
female body, just might do that.


It even becomes more complicated by the fact that
Chaz's lovely significant other is a lesbian, or maybe bisexual, or whatever the
soup of the day is. Whatever, California will probably soon
introduce a course for Kindergartners which will explain the advantages
and wholesomeness of this fairy tale story (pun intended): A beautiful
young, very feminine girl is raped by an lesbian adult, so she decides to become
a lesbian, only to later decide to become a man engaged to a woman who desires
only other women.



I am not sure that, clinically, we must refer to
semi transgenders (she did not go all the way) as the gender they prefer as
opposed to the way God made them, but contrary to what Lady Gaga has been
preaching, They were not "Born This Way."

[dfwgator]

Where is this Romney she’s talking about?

[I cannot think of a name]

An airtight bag could solve several problems.

[AngelesCrestHighway]

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2881272/posts

already posted

[tcrlaf]

I’ve long said that it won’t matter WHO we run.
The Left, the media, and Hollywood will paint them as THE MOST EVEIL PERSON WHO EVER BREATHED AIR.

[spawn44]

Stop taking drugs. Give all your money to charity and go work for a food bank. Or shut the F up. Another liberal physco trying to tell everyone else what to do based on her delusional drug induced thought process.

[NEW YORKCITYGOPMAN]

Hey Cher, what do you think of Free Republic?

Yes, after the terrible Romney years, hopefully America will be a free republic once more.

[Vaduz]

And Obama&Co. have done such of a bang up job of helping the POOR The OLD The SICK The HUNGRY CHILDREN & People striving 4 a Better LIFE !” /s

[Sacajaweau]

Give it up Cher...We’re not going to switch to your low ball ideals.

[Cletus.D.Yokel]

Just so we are clear, the use of “Tea Bagger” as a purjorative and insult is always “homophobic”.

Just as using the terms “pillow-biter” or “turd-burglar” are homophobic insults.

[ClearBlueSky]

Don’t you love it when “enlightened’ celebrities -who spend more on their clothes, hair and nails than most people earn in a year- pontificate about the poor and hungry?? Does she fund a soup kitchen, or pay off mortgages for those about to become homeless?
No, she travels by private jet, lives in a mansion and claims she won’t be able to ‘breathe’ if Obama isn’t re-elected.
I respectfully suggest a large plastic bag over her head, or a running car in a closed garage.

[TribalPrincess2U]

Just another old has-been hag that wants another 15 minutes.
She should hook up with Michael Moore—now that’s a story.

[DannyTN]

"Where is this Romney she’s talking about?"

That's what I'm thinking!

Either Romney paid Cher to make him sound more conservative.
Or liberal paranoia runs really deep. Because Romney did more for gays as governor than Obama has done for gays as President, and that's saying a lot.

[Maceman]

Just so we are clear, the use of “Tea Bagger” as a purjorative and insult is always “homophobic”.

Sigh. "Teabagging" is decidedly not an exclusively gay activity. I don't know why so many Freepers seem to think otherwise.

[dfwgator]

Either Romney paid Cher to make him sound more conservative.

If I didn't know any better, I would agree with that....it certainly is going to wind up having that effect. If they really don't want Romney to defeat Obama, do what Jimmy Carter did, say that they would be comfortable with a Romney Presidency.

[LibLieSlayer]

Do the world a favor cher... just stop breathing all together.

LLS

[joeclarke]

Help a group of Military Chaplains disuade Congress, The President, and the Pentagon from reengineering military barracks, military weddings, military showers, and, no doubt military and VA furnished gender reassignments for our future fighters. They don’t need the confusion. Support Navy Chaplain Captain Klingenschmitt at Persuade.TV Its not too late.

[Cletus.D.Yokel]

Understood. Yet the context from which it arose: a couple of faggots giggling like pre-pubescent school girls thinking they “got away” with a queer insult on national TV.

To add corollary to your post, the act that would generate the terms I included is not an exclusively gay (male-male) act.

[csmusaret]

He didn’t say it was.

[ohioman]

The world would be a better place if it had been Cher who skied into that tree instead of Sonny. RIP Sonny. You got screwed by this Beeyotch.