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"Only Ron Paul.....Only Ron Paul......"
My borderline personality disorder | 1/14/12 | Alan Levy

Posted on 01/14/2012 7:27:09 PM PST by Absolutely Nobama

When one chooses to waste his valuable time on God's green (and not to mention cooling) earth by speaking to a Paultard, without fail, the following words will be spoken or typed:

"Only Ron Paul....."

"Ron Paul is the only....."

The above lines are usually followed with an absurd claim, like "Only Ron Paul understands the Constitution!" or "Ron Paul is the only Republican candidate who can break Wayne Gretzky's scoring records while teaching Gordon Ramsay how to cook!". (Some of the more hardcore cultists would never take their political savior's name in vain and only refer to the old Jew hater as "Dr. Paul". Yes, that's as creepy as it sounds.)Usually, this is always my cue to go into Verbal Assault Mode. To me, nonsensical rambling like this is like Wolverine's claws against Glenn Beck's chalkboard at its best and narcotics-induced insanity at its worst. I can tolerate a whole lot of things, but attempts by a mental deficient to spread vapid propaganda are not among them.

However, today is different. Today, I'm feeling intellectually lazy. In fact, I feel so intellectually lazy that I'm going to lower myself and use Paultardspeak. Ready ? Here we go:

•Only Ron Paul is mentally ill enough to think Iran should have nuclear weapons.

•Ron Paul is the only Republican candidate who voted to repeal Don't Ask, Don't Tell.

•Only Ron Paul thinks traditional marriage shouldn't be defended by a Constitutional amendment.

•Ron Paul is the only Republican candidate that thinks 9/11 was America's fault.

•Only Ron Paul thinks anarchist (and Cindy Sheehan's main squeeze) Screwy Lewy Rockwell is a genius.

•Ron Paul is the only Republican candidate who teamed up with the detestable Bawney Fwank to gut the military under the direction of Reichsfuhrer $oros's Progressivevik minions.

•Only Ron Paul thinks legalizing heroin and prostitution are Conservative values.

•Ron Paul is the only Republican candidate who's as vile as Mitt Commie and former Obama sycophant Jon Huntsman.

•Only Ron Paul is willing to be seen with Space Man Dennis Kucinich in public.

•Ron Paul is the only Republican candidate who would not have gone to war with Nazi Germany to "save the Jews".

•Only Ron Paul thinks accepting money from Stormfront is a good idea.

•Ron Paul is the only Republican candidate that had his own moonbat newsletter that claimed Mossad bombed the World Trade Center in 1993 and the federal government created the AIDS virus.

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Your move, Paultards....No, really. It's your move. Put down the bongs already.


TOPICS: Politics
KEYWORDS: 911truther; apaulling; apaulogia; apaulogists; crybabypaultards; israel; larouchies; lewrockwell; libertarians; lping; pauldelusionsyndrome; paulestinians; paultards; paultardspeak; randpaultruthfile; ronpaul; ronpaultruthfile; smellthefear; spammonkeys; wot
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1 posted on 01/14/2012 7:27:25 PM PST by Absolutely Nobama
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To: Absolutely Nobama

2 posted on 01/14/2012 7:31:03 PM PST by MrEdd (Heck? Geewhiz Cripes, thats the place where people who don't believe in Gosh think they aint going.)
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To: TheOldLady; Old Sarge; MestaMachine; TitansAFC; little jeremiah; mnehring; shibumi; wagglebee; ...

Ping!


3 posted on 01/14/2012 7:32:46 PM PST by Absolutely Nobama (NO COMPROMISE! NO RETREAT! NO SURRENDER! I AM A CONSERVATIVE! CASE CLOSED!)
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To: MrEdd

Here’s the real question: Who’s whackier ? RuPaul or his storm troopers ?


4 posted on 01/14/2012 7:34:22 PM PST by Absolutely Nobama (NO COMPROMISE! NO RETREAT! NO SURRENDER! I AM A CONSERVATIVE! CASE CLOSED!)
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To: Absolutely Nobama

I like it. The more over the top the comments are, the better.


5 posted on 01/14/2012 7:35:46 PM PST by RKBA Democrat (The party of Liberty - The GOP. Join today!!)
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To: RKBA Democrat

Dispute on thing that I’ve written. Just one.


6 posted on 01/14/2012 7:37:41 PM PST by Absolutely Nobama (NO COMPROMISE! NO RETREAT! NO SURRENDER! I AM A CONSERVATIVE! CASE CLOSED!)
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To: Absolutely Nobama

“Dispute one thing that I’ve written. Just one.”

Why waste the time or the bandwidth? You’ve already shown your hand. I’m perfectly happy to have others judge your comments just as they are.


7 posted on 01/14/2012 7:44:00 PM PST by RKBA Democrat (The party of Liberty - The GOP. Join today!!)
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To: Absolutely Nobama

Dear Absolutely Nobama:

If I give you a rational explanation or refutation of the assertions you make in your post, will you change your mind and publicly renounce your anti-Ron Paul position, and pledge to support him?

Is there any amount of evidence or rational explanation that will change your mind?

I’d like to know the answers to these questions before I spend the time to develop the answers to your allegations.

Thank you.


8 posted on 01/14/2012 7:44:18 PM PST by TIElniff (Autonomy is the guise of every graceless heart.)
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To: MrEdd

The photoshop job is actually pretty good. Your own work?

(BTW. Full disclosre: I am a supporter of the Paul faction).


9 posted on 01/14/2012 7:45:45 PM PST by RKBA Democrat (The party of Liberty - The GOP. Join today!!)
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Whatever. Your Fuhrer is going down.


10 posted on 01/14/2012 7:47:44 PM PST by Absolutely Nobama (NO COMPROMISE! NO RETREAT! NO SURRENDER! I AM A CONSERVATIVE! CASE CLOSED!)
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===Dispute on thing that I’ve written. Just one.===
This one:
•Only Ron Paul thinks traditional marriage shouldn’t be defended by a Constitutional amendment.

Logic tells me there must be others. I don’t think Ron Paul is capable of stopping it all by himself.


11 posted on 01/14/2012 7:47:56 PM PST by running_dog_lackey
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To: Allegra

Ping!


12 posted on 01/14/2012 7:48:46 PM PST by Absolutely Nobama (NO COMPROMISE! NO RETREAT! NO SURRENDER! I AM A CONSERVATIVE! CASE CLOSED!)
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To: Absolutely Nobama

Ron Paul; they’re coming to take me away:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hnzHtm1jhL4


13 posted on 01/14/2012 7:48:55 PM PST by HereInTheHeartland (I love how the FR spellchecker doesn't recognize the word "Obama")
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To: Absolutely Nobama

This week: Buy one, get 99 free!

14 posted on 01/14/2012 7:49:03 PM PST by Cicero (Marcus Tullius)
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To: running_dog_lackey

“Logic tells me there must be others.”

Sure. We call them “Democrats”.


15 posted on 01/14/2012 7:51:05 PM PST by Absolutely Nobama (NO COMPROMISE! NO RETREAT! NO SURRENDER! I AM A CONSERVATIVE! CASE CLOSED!)
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To: TIElniff

“Is there any amount of evidence or rational explanation that will change your mind?”

No, I don’t vote for Jew haters who team up with Bawney Fwank and George $oros to gut the military.

Maybe crap like that flies at Code Pinko rallies, but not with me.


16 posted on 01/14/2012 7:54:46 PM PST by Absolutely Nobama (NO COMPROMISE! NO RETREAT! NO SURRENDER! I AM A CONSERVATIVE! CASE CLOSED!)
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To: Absolutely Nobama

Another defender of the status quo outs herself. 15.3 trillion in debt and growing.


17 posted on 01/14/2012 7:57:26 PM PST by jpsb
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To: HereInTheHeartland

I think that was RuRu’s concession speech in Iowa.


18 posted on 01/14/2012 7:59:11 PM PST by Absolutely Nobama (NO COMPROMISE! NO RETREAT! NO SURRENDER! I AM A CONSERVATIVE! CASE CLOSED!)
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To: jpsb

And what did Der Fuhrer do about it, exactly ?


19 posted on 01/14/2012 8:00:20 PM PST by Absolutely Nobama (NO COMPROMISE! NO RETREAT! NO SURRENDER! I AM A CONSERVATIVE! CASE CLOSED!)
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To: Absolutely Nobama

“Your Fuhrer is going down.”

Fuhrer? LOL!

Please. Tell us some more.


20 posted on 01/14/2012 8:01:41 PM PST by RKBA Democrat (The party of Liberty - The GOP. Join today!!)
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