Mitt Romney files lawsuit against Free Republic. Claims Jim Robinson has "abused" him for years.

one man's opinion....

[Tennessee Nana]

A pic of the line up from Brave Heart would be great too

:)

[humblegunner]

I learn something new every day!

[easternsky]

What does he use on Hair? BUTCH wax iam sure

[Jim Robinson]

It’s an honor to be of service.

[Olog-hai]

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Mr. Romney, your colors are coming into high resolution

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Quite, and it looks like the wavelength is between 620 and 750 nanometers at a frequency of between 400 to 484 terahertz . . .

[humblegunner]

It’s an honor to be of service.

We all do what can can, both small and great.

[humblegunner]

Can can? What the hell is that? Proofread, man.

[oneamericanvoice]

Uh, you got the wrong file, Ken. That was supposed to be for April Fool’s Day. But laughs all around anyway.

[dragonblustar]

No, but “FUBO” means “Fundamentally Undo Barack Obama.”

The damn occupy wallnuts think they're clever but nothing can beat Obama= One Big Ass Mistake America!!!

[Zuben Elgenubi]

[Jim Robinson]

Hopefully, we’ll be able to attend one of these soon.

[oneamericanvoice]

Shhhh. Don’t tell some others on this site that haven’t got a clue. You’ll ruin the pileon.

[dragonblustar]

If anything, it looks like Romney has been the one abusing!

[humblegunner]

Hopefully, we’ll be able to attend one of these soon.

That would be awesome!

These things just keep getting bigger and better.
Incredible stuff and great folks and always good chow.

[ken5050]

FYI..enjoy!

[hellbender]

I wouldn’t buy a used car from Mitt

Not even a used Rambler?

Mitt Romney behind the wheel of a Nash in 1957. (Courtesy of Romney Family/Associated Press)

By now you might have seen the Associated Press report on the Presidential candidates and their first cars. Mitt Romney: A used ’63 Rambler Classic.

[GeronL]

I don’t see a pet cage on top. If there was one, I’d have recognized Mitt.

/sarc

[Heart-Rest]

Is it true that Mittsy will be on the chris matthews show this evening with his attorney, Gloria Allred, to discuss these explosive new allegations?

[DejaJude]

But now that Rudy has come forward, and is willing to be a corroborating witness, we can proceed."

What, isn't Clinton gonna help??!! LOL

[verity]

"small claims court"

Unintended sexual innuendo?

[eCSMaster]

"But then so would wood glue."

Well, I have to ask

How much wood would wood glue glue if wood glue would glue wood?

[SkyDancer]

Dunno mate, stuck for an answer I suppose.

[Sapwolf]

Mitt’s been stalkin him for years. Seems to like the constructive criticism. I don’t even think Jim bills him for his services. Ungrateful.

Move along..nothin to see here.

(except those KA Viking Kitties)

[ExCTCitizen]

Mitt Romney, Rick Perry or Obama? Who to ote for? Neither!

[SaraJohnson]

By the way, for those in Rio Linda - “FU” = FReep You.

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I always wondered what that meant. :)

[cricket]

I wouldn't buy a used car from MItt.

Nor, would I; and would not buy a new car from him either.

That said; 'would' buy; a used/ and-or/new car from Newt. Would buy a horse, from Newt (the real test) as well.

[dixiechick2000]

YES! They did!

Great graphic, Phil!

[dixiechick2000]

You are too funny! I love satire!

“FUMR”

That Jim Thompson is quite the amusing fellow, isn’t he? ;o)

“As he was hanging up the phone, Robinson could be heard muttering something about Trolls, ZOTS, and Viking Kitties.”

Something about this seems quite real to me. lol

[dixiechick2000]

“Wow, this is really stupid satire.”

Wow! There you go, again!

[dixiechick2000]

“FUMR!! FURG!! FUKR!!”

Tripling down?

I like it!!!

[Liz]

When asked to describe the sexual nature of the alleged abuses, Mitt said that Robinson had been "screwing around with him for years in the shower"........have you ever read the stuff he's written about me? Where he's told me to go, and what to do with myself? Geez, I'm starting to think that my initials are FUMR."

Most L/E experts sayd Mr Romney's sexual accusations are pure heresay-- since he did not notify the police. However, Romney says he's got a wet towel monogrammed with FUMR to prove it.

[ReneeLynn]

Really?

[stephenjohnbanker]

” Stuff it Mitt, your a Massachusetts republican, end of subject.
There are no real Republicans in Massachusetts, can we say Scott Brown?”

“Yes we can” !! : )

[stephenjohnbanker]

Vote Mitt for “ Small Claims Court Jester “ 2012!!

[ken5050]

You are too kind...

BTW..looking at the time stamp on your post..are you up very early, or very late? (g)

[dixiechick2000]

Tact is not your forte.

[dixiechick2000]

How dare you! lol

I was up at a fair to middlin’ time. ;o)

It’s so good to see you post. You always crack me up!

[MHGinTN]

We used to have this great essayist named JohnHuang2 around here. What ever happened to JH2’s $.02? ... And I’m enjoying your satires, Ken.

[dixiechick2000]

I miss JohnHuang2, too.

[ReneeLynn]

Tact? I’m just anti stupid satire. Anything else, mom?

[dixiechick2000]

“Anything else, mom?”

Yes, daughter...you need to learn some manners. ;o)

[ReneeLynn]

You picked out my post and insisted on acting like a board mommy in telling me how to behave and post. Now back the hell off of me. Got it? I think I recall having a spat with you quite a while back. I guess you haven’t recovered. Now, go away.

[dixiechick2000]

You need to learn how to pick and choose your fights, or you won’t be credible. Sometimes it pays to hold your tongue.

Choosing this thread to be obnoxious was in poor judgement. There are plenty of other threads, and posters, that could use your scrutiny.

[JulieRNR21]

Priceless!

Much truth is said in jest!

BTW I always thought FUMR meant ‘Flying Unicorns Mid Range’ Thanks, Jim....Now I know better!

[TBP]

Etch a Sketch.

[lentulusgracchus]

Those Roman duds need some attention. The Spartacist slave at right is wearing what looks like it's trying to be an Imperial Italic Type H or J helmet from 100 AD or later (the crossed reinforcing straps on top are Trajanic, a legacy of the Dacian War, when the Dacians were armed with long swords with can-opener tips) .... the Servile War was fought in 71-70 BC, when Cicero was a young man of 35 or so, and just returning from his service as a quaestor in Sicily, and preparing to indict and prosecute the infamous governor of Sicily, Gaius Verres.