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Woman Comes Forward To Detail Atrocities In Herman Cainís Apartment (Satire Attempt)
The Right Elective Decisions ^ | 11/03/2011 | Chris Davis

Posted on 11/03/2011 6:17:34 PM PDT by writer33

Washington,D.C. – With all of the accusations flying about what Herman Cain knew and when he knew it, one woman has dared to come forward and detail the atrocities of one horrific night in 1991. Previously, the woman was scared to come forward, but since Cain’s long train of abuses have been well-documented by the Politico, it only made sense to tell the public just what they can expect from a Cain presidency.

The woman, Sharon Itall, is now an influential insurance agent, but was once just the shell of a scarred woman after one night with Herman Cain. And since the allegations have surfaced, Sharon is willing to chronicle the events of that steamy, August night in Washington, D.C. In her opinion, there is simply no choice in the matter now.

Sharon says that the “denigrating events” all began at an office party. “It began by floating a keg that Mr. Cain had purchased for our office party,” stated Sharon. “Needless to say we were drunk, but I had no idea that the evening would spiral into a night of hell.”

TRED (The Right Elective Decisions) has not confirmed any of this story but feels compelled to keep you riveted to your computer screen. And this is the rest of her fateful story:

TRED: What exactly happened on that fateful night?

Sharon: Humiliation beyond belief. That’s what happened. (She begins to break down.)...


TOPICS: Government; Humor; Politics; Society
KEYWORDS: atrocities; blackwalnuts; chrisdavis; herbcain; hermancain; writer33
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To: Jane Long

Thank you, Jane. Glad you enjoyed it.


41 posted on 11/03/2011 6:43:34 PM PDT by writer33 (Mark Levin Is The Constitutional Engine Of Conservatism)
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To: BobL

Time for Cain to pick a nice, quiet corner of the world and retire. It’s obvious. LOL!


42 posted on 11/03/2011 6:44:24 PM PDT by writer33 (Mark Levin Is The Constitutional Engine Of Conservatism)
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To: writer33

Hey, I got a wordpress page too. 8)


43 posted on 11/03/2011 6:46:21 PM PDT by loucon
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To: writer33

Very good.


44 posted on 11/03/2011 6:46:44 PM PDT by AZ .44 MAG (Repeal Obama)
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To: writer33

You’re beyond redemption.

Not satire. Not funny.


45 posted on 11/03/2011 6:47:15 PM PDT by OldPossum
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To: loucon

:-)


46 posted on 11/03/2011 6:51:13 PM PDT by writer33 (Mark Levin Is The Constitutional Engine Of Conservatism)
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To: AZ .44 MAG

Thank you, AZ .44MAG. Glad you enjoyed it.


47 posted on 11/03/2011 6:51:57 PM PDT by writer33 (Mark Levin Is The Constitutional Engine Of Conservatism)
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To: OldPossum

Not a problem. LOL!


48 posted on 11/03/2011 6:52:19 PM PDT by writer33 (Mark Levin Is The Constitutional Engine Of Conservatism)
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To: writer33

8-) eyes wide open


49 posted on 11/03/2011 7:05:23 PM PDT by loucon
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To: justsaynomore

Herman Cain called a reporter “darling” and had the nerve to ask her to ask her, a woman, to do something related to food and drink preparation? That’s the best that he’s got?


50 posted on 11/03/2011 7:07:17 PM PDT by Boogieman
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To: writer33

THIS IS TOTALLY INAPPROPRIATE.

Take this thread off.

I don’t see anything at all funny about it.

Some folks don’t understand Satire. It’s how vicious rumors start “I saw it on Free Republic”.

SICKO


51 posted on 11/03/2011 7:09:06 PM PDT by not2worry
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To: Boogieman

One of them, yes


52 posted on 11/03/2011 7:13:21 PM PDT by justsaynomore (Pray for Herman Cain)
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To: writer33

Sharon Itall?
Isn’t she the roommate of Gyven Itfurfrie?


53 posted on 11/03/2011 7:17:21 PM PDT by oldbill
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To: writer33
Photobucket

Hermie the Jokenator

54 posted on 11/03/2011 7:17:28 PM PDT by smoothsailing (FUMR-FUBO- the left is a seething mass neurosis)
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To: writer33

I can’t believe what I just read! The description of what that Cain did to that poor woman made my blood boil. To think that he even has a chance now after what we know. To think that he might be doing this stuff to his sweat wife Gloria. OMG! I can’t bear to imagine what he could be doing; making her cook dinner and washing his socks and all that! Good night!

I’m going to have to jump into the hot tub and cleanse myself. Maybe even have my wife join me and scrub my back!


55 posted on 11/03/2011 7:35:56 PM PDT by jonrick46 (2012 can't come soon enough.)
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To: not2worry

Fair enough.


56 posted on 11/03/2011 7:55:43 PM PDT by writer33 (Mark Levin Is The Constitutional Engine Of Conservatism)
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To: oldbill

LOL! Good one, oldbill. You caught it first.


57 posted on 11/03/2011 7:57:59 PM PDT by writer33 (Mark Levin Is The Constitutional Engine Of Conservatism)
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To: smoothsailing

Perfect graphic. Thanks, ss.


58 posted on 11/03/2011 7:58:41 PM PDT by writer33 (Mark Levin Is The Constitutional Engine Of Conservatism)
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To: jonrick46
Maybe even have my wife join me and scrub my back!

That's allowed as long as your wife doesn't work for you. LOL!

Thanks for reading, jonrick. Glad you enjoyed it.

59 posted on 11/03/2011 7:59:57 PM PDT by writer33 (Mark Levin Is The Constitutional Engine Of Conservatism)
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To: jonrick46
Maybe even have my wife join me and scrub my back!

That's allowed as long as your wife doesn't work for you. LOL!

Thanks for reading, jonrick. Glad you enjoyed it.

60 posted on 11/03/2011 8:00:12 PM PDT by writer33 (Mark Levin Is The Constitutional Engine Of Conservatism)
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