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Woman Comes Forward To Detail Atrocities In Herman Cainís Apartment (Satire Attempt)
The Right Elective Decisions ^ | 11/03/2011 | Chris Davis

Posted on 11/03/2011 6:17:34 PM PDT by writer33

Washington,D.C. – With all of the accusations flying about what Herman Cain knew and when he knew it, one woman has dared to come forward and detail the atrocities of one horrific night in 1991. Previously, the woman was scared to come forward, but since Cain’s long train of abuses have been well-documented by the Politico, it only made sense to tell the public just what they can expect from a Cain presidency.

The woman, Sharon Itall, is now an influential insurance agent, but was once just the shell of a scarred woman after one night with Herman Cain. And since the allegations have surfaced, Sharon is willing to chronicle the events of that steamy, August night in Washington, D.C. In her opinion, there is simply no choice in the matter now.

Sharon says that the “denigrating events” all began at an office party. “It began by floating a keg that Mr. Cain had purchased for our office party,” stated Sharon. “Needless to say we were drunk, but I had no idea that the evening would spiral into a night of hell.”

TRED (The Right Elective Decisions) has not confirmed any of this story but feels compelled to keep you riveted to your computer screen. And this is the rest of her fateful story:

TRED: What exactly happened on that fateful night?

Sharon: Humiliation beyond belief. That’s what happened. (She begins to break down.)...


TOPICS: Government; Humor; Politics; Society
KEYWORDS: atrocities; blackwalnuts; chrisdavis; herbcain; hermancain; writer33
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1 posted on 11/03/2011 6:17:35 PM PDT by writer33
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To: Blood of Tyrants; Clint N. Suhks; Cyber Liberty; Fiddlstix; Gator113; Jet Jaguar; Lazamataz; ...

Satire ping!


2 posted on 11/03/2011 6:18:57 PM PDT by writer33 (Mark Levin Is The Constitutional Engine Of Conservatism)
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To: writer33

LINK FAIL


3 posted on 11/03/2011 6:22:32 PM PDT by Pontiac (The welfare state must fail because it is contrary to human nature and diminishes the human spirit.)
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To: writer33

BUMP!
.............

Where have you been?


4 posted on 11/03/2011 6:23:48 PM PDT by GeronL (The Right to Life came before the Right to Happiness)
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To: Pontiac

Here try this: http://therightelectivedecisions.wordpress.com/


5 posted on 11/03/2011 6:24:14 PM PDT by writer33 (Mark Levin Is The Constitutional Engine Of Conservatism)
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To: writer33

take this BS somewhere else


6 posted on 11/03/2011 6:24:55 PM PDT by Lib-Lickers 2
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To: GeronL
Where have you been?

Surviving the recession by working. I took a break for a while and I just couldn't resist with this Herman Cain stuff out there.

7 posted on 11/03/2011 6:25:14 PM PDT by writer33 (Mark Levin Is The Constitutional Engine Of Conservatism)
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To: writer33

Nothing at the link...?


8 posted on 11/03/2011 6:25:16 PM PDT by Allegra (Hey! Stop looking at my tagline like that.)
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To: Lib-Lickers 2

Stop it you’ll make me cry.


9 posted on 11/03/2011 6:25:37 PM PDT by writer33 (Mark Levin Is The Constitutional Engine Of Conservatism)
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To: writer33

Linky no worky for me, if same for others, satire or not, thread should be pulled.


10 posted on 11/03/2011 6:25:59 PM PDT by Sea Parrot (Democrats creation of the entitlement class will prove out to be their very own Frankenstein monster)
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To: Allegra

Here: http://therightelectivedecisions.wordpress.com/


11 posted on 11/03/2011 6:26:03 PM PDT by writer33 (Mark Levin Is The Constitutional Engine Of Conservatism)
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To: Sea Parrot

Try the link in #11. It’s on the homepage too. I don’t know why the link didn’t work.


12 posted on 11/03/2011 6:26:36 PM PDT by writer33 (Mark Levin Is The Constitutional Engine Of Conservatism)
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To: writer33

Hilarious - if you read the whole item.


13 posted on 11/03/2011 6:26:53 PM PDT by knittnmom (Save the earth! It's the only planet with chocolate!)
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To: writer33

Satire? Maybe. The true story behind the massive Cain scandal? Almost certainly.


14 posted on 11/03/2011 6:26:59 PM PDT by Pollster1 (Natural born citizen of the USA, with the birth certificate to prove it)
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To: writer33

oh please,
No. did he sing to her?


15 posted on 11/03/2011 6:27:21 PM PDT by NormsRevenge (Semper Fi ... Godspeed .. Monthly Donor Onboard .. Obama: Epic Fail or Bust!!!)
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To: Pollster1

Yes...exactly.


16 posted on 11/03/2011 6:27:39 PM PDT by writer33 (Mark Levin Is The Constitutional Engine Of Conservatism)
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To: writer33

OK, it worked. Good one!


17 posted on 11/03/2011 6:27:53 PM PDT by Allegra (Hey! Stop looking at my tagline like that.)
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To: writer33

LOL... I am starting to wonder if everything written about Cain is satire.


18 posted on 11/03/2011 6:28:14 PM PDT by Gator113 (~Just livin' life, my way~... Newt/Cain 2012..."Save a pretzel for the gas jets.")
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To: writer33

Truth is stranger than fiction: Here is the story behind one of the women:

On Monday, Deace posted a message on his Facebook page that Cain had “said things to both of my female staffers that at best are professionally awkward if not inappropriate over the last several months.” …

On Monday, Deace told The Des Moines Register he didn’t want to talk publicly about what Cain did that made the women present at his radio interviews uncomfortable.

“I have instructed our employees not to address the situation specifically,” Deace said Monday. “At this point I see no need in dragging them into this individually.” …

During his Oct. 3 broadcast in Iowa, Deace mentioned that Cain made a comment to a woman who was there to report on the radio interview for another news agency.

“Cain said, ‘Darling, do you mind doctoring my tea for me?’” Deace said.

Deace told the Register last month that he believes Cain was talking about adding honey and lemon, but that it was an awkward moment.

http://www.therightscoop.com/herman-cains-inappropriate-comment-revealed/


19 posted on 11/03/2011 6:28:48 PM PDT by justsaynomore (Pray for Herman Cain)
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To: NormsRevenge

That would’ve been perfect to add in the interview. Good one. LOL!


20 posted on 11/03/2011 6:28:50 PM PDT by writer33 (Mark Levin Is The Constitutional Engine Of Conservatism)
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To: writer33

LAWL!!! OMG He made me pump gas, oh the hugh manatee!!!


21 posted on 11/03/2011 6:30:35 PM PDT by Dengar01 (Dengar01 - "Heartless" since 1983!!!)
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To: justsaynomore

Good news! I got my Cain yard sign and bumper sticker just in time to piss of liberals here in Crook County, IL home of Obamaland!!!


22 posted on 11/03/2011 6:31:51 PM PDT by Dengar01 (Dengar01 - "Heartless" since 1983!!!)
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To: writer33

Chuckle.


23 posted on 11/03/2011 6:31:54 PM PDT by Navy Patriot (Join the Democrats, it's not Fascism when WE do it. (plagiarized))
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To: Allegra

There’s more coming, but the next one is not Cain related.


24 posted on 11/03/2011 6:32:21 PM PDT by writer33 (Mark Levin Is The Constitutional Engine Of Conservatism)
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To: knittnmom

Thank you, knittmom.


25 posted on 11/03/2011 6:33:06 PM PDT by writer33 (Mark Levin Is The Constitutional Engine Of Conservatism)
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To: writer33

Excellent


26 posted on 11/03/2011 6:33:12 PM PDT by Pontiac (The welfare state must fail because it is contrary to human nature and diminishes the human spirit.)
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To: Gator113

I think you’ve nailed it, Gator.


27 posted on 11/03/2011 6:33:38 PM PDT by writer33 (Mark Levin Is The Constitutional Engine Of Conservatism)
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To: writer33

Good to “see” you back!


28 posted on 11/03/2011 6:34:37 PM PDT by dynachrome ("Our forefathers didn't bury their guns. They buried those that tried to take them.")
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To: Dengar01

Thank you, Dengar. Glad you enjoyed it.


29 posted on 11/03/2011 6:35:01 PM PDT by writer33 (Mark Levin Is The Constitutional Engine Of Conservatism)
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To: writer33
Are you or have you ever been a registered Democrat?

Ha. Actually, I thought it was going to be, "Are you or have you ever been a live-in maid?"

30 posted on 11/03/2011 6:35:22 PM PDT by TChad
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To: Navy Patriot

Thank you, NP. Glad you enjoyed it.


31 posted on 11/03/2011 6:35:22 PM PDT by writer33 (Mark Levin Is The Constitutional Engine Of Conservatism)
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To: writer33

The way these hypersensitive morons are everyone will have to stand still and only discretely nod to others. One must do this all the time and in all instances. Anything else will be a capitol crime and bring you great grief.


32 posted on 11/03/2011 6:36:17 PM PDT by hal ogen (First Amendment or Reeducation Camp?)
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To: Pontiac

Thank you, Pontiac. Glad you enjoyed it.


33 posted on 11/03/2011 6:36:49 PM PDT by writer33 (Mark Levin Is The Constitutional Engine Of Conservatism)
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To: dynachrome

Thank you. It’s good to “be” back.


34 posted on 11/03/2011 6:37:39 PM PDT by writer33 (Mark Levin Is The Constitutional Engine Of Conservatism)
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To: writer33

Don’t tell me . . . he forced her to listen to Chubby Checker songs from the 60’s. What a horrible night that must have been for her. And he made her do the twist? That’s over the line, pal.


35 posted on 11/03/2011 6:38:41 PM PDT by Saundra Duffy ( For victory & freedom!!!)
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To: TChad
Ha. Actually, I thought it was going to be, "Are you or have you ever been a live-in maid?"

That would've been a good question though. Thanks for reading, Chad. Glad you enjoyed it.

36 posted on 11/03/2011 6:39:44 PM PDT by writer33 (Mark Levin Is The Constitutional Engine Of Conservatism)
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To: hal ogen

Because we all know you certainly don’t want to get wave at somebody and not get all your fingers up in the air. LOL!

In all seriousness, you are spot on, hal.


37 posted on 11/03/2011 6:41:09 PM PDT by writer33 (Mark Levin Is The Constitutional Engine Of Conservatism)
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To: writer33

Fuuunnnnnyyyy :^)


38 posted on 11/03/2011 6:41:41 PM PDT by Jane Long (Soli Deo Gloria!)
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To: writer33

I guess it’s over for Cain now (LOL).


39 posted on 11/03/2011 6:41:47 PM PDT by BobL (A vote for Gingrich is a vote for Romney)
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To: Saundra Duffy

Way over the line, Saundra. LOL!


40 posted on 11/03/2011 6:42:04 PM PDT by writer33 (Mark Levin Is The Constitutional Engine Of Conservatism)
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To: Jane Long

Thank you, Jane. Glad you enjoyed it.


41 posted on 11/03/2011 6:43:34 PM PDT by writer33 (Mark Levin Is The Constitutional Engine Of Conservatism)
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To: BobL

Time for Cain to pick a nice, quiet corner of the world and retire. It’s obvious. LOL!


42 posted on 11/03/2011 6:44:24 PM PDT by writer33 (Mark Levin Is The Constitutional Engine Of Conservatism)
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To: writer33

Hey, I got a wordpress page too. 8)


43 posted on 11/03/2011 6:46:21 PM PDT by loucon
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To: writer33

Very good.


44 posted on 11/03/2011 6:46:44 PM PDT by AZ .44 MAG (Repeal Obama)
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To: writer33

You’re beyond redemption.

Not satire. Not funny.


45 posted on 11/03/2011 6:47:15 PM PDT by OldPossum
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To: loucon

:-)


46 posted on 11/03/2011 6:51:13 PM PDT by writer33 (Mark Levin Is The Constitutional Engine Of Conservatism)
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To: AZ .44 MAG

Thank you, AZ .44MAG. Glad you enjoyed it.


47 posted on 11/03/2011 6:51:57 PM PDT by writer33 (Mark Levin Is The Constitutional Engine Of Conservatism)
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To: OldPossum

Not a problem. LOL!


48 posted on 11/03/2011 6:52:19 PM PDT by writer33 (Mark Levin Is The Constitutional Engine Of Conservatism)
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To: writer33

8-) eyes wide open


49 posted on 11/03/2011 7:05:23 PM PDT by loucon
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To: justsaynomore

Herman Cain called a reporter “darling” and had the nerve to ask her to ask her, a woman, to do something related to food and drink preparation? That’s the best that he’s got?


50 posted on 11/03/2011 7:07:17 PM PDT by Boogieman
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