Posted on 08/24/2011 12:37:55 PM PDT by TheDailyChange
How in the he!! did you break off your chain again?
Can you get any traction in those shoes?
YOU ARE A DEA PLANT THAT HAS BEEN ORDERED HERE TO TAKE ME INTO CUSTODY!!!!! A sun, a sun, a STAR! You shouldn’t be afraid of the stars. There’s a new bird on my right shoulder. The beak is two feet and lime green. The rarest bird on earth, there’s no feathers, but small grey scales all over the body. It’s with one large red eye with a light blue iris. The bird feet are the same as a woodpecker. This new bird and there’s only one, the gender is not female or male. The wings of this bird are beautiful; 3 feet wide with the shape of a bald eagle that you could die for. If you can see this bird then you will understand
The shoes protect me from the radon rays emanating from the secret government facility located in the salt mines under Detroit.
You ain’t gonna share cause you already did it ALL, din’t ya, ya bogart ba$tard.
That I believe. If you told me you wore them to prevent STD’s, well, no.
Just bought more tin foil. Can’t have too many hats when the SHTF. We are prepared.
Well, at least I hope you’ll share. Not like some others not to be mentioned like LAZ.
I party like it’s 1773, and hope we Tea Partiers will be able to help the country avoid a crash.
YOU ARE SO HIGH THE BIRD IS GOING TO FLY fly away
CRANK IT UP
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nLuRxZikJ5A
Party hardy!
I just called Obama and told him to tour in your town.
I’m a bird, man! I got icicles I shoot from my veins, and they DAGGER DAGGER DAGGER DAGGER people like ants from the farm! I swoop down and lay my unholy love biscuits from above, I am MADE OUT OF LOVE AND LIFE AND LIGHT! From the palms of my hands every morning I emit rays of green, emerald beauty EVEN WHEN I SLEEP.
It's okay! It is, it is, it is, it is, it is, it is. Just stand next to me and it will JUMP OVER like little leprechans in button bow tie mix cars. It's all sunlight and moonlight and planet light and galaxy light. PURPLE! I CAN HEAR PURPLE! IT'S BEAUTIFUL (weeping) (weeping) OH the PEOPLE they WALK like ZOMBIES of UNKNOWN AND SIN AND HORROR! OH NO! (cowering) (jumps up) I know! I can save them with my Dolphin Talk! The rubber runner sounds!
You have a direct line to Obama. Why am I not surprised?
PS: Why don’t you come, too? We can all go out on the boat and ummm... do some fishin’.
Dang it. (Loads tranquilizer gun. There is a whooshing sound.) Double dang it. The thorazine has no effect. This is the end.
My sailboat is my survival tool, escape shuttle, and party central :)
Ketamine! USE THE KETAMINE!!
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