I am the lizard king, I can do anything...
Posted on 12/27/2010 12:53:09 AM PST by 2ndDivisionVet
While Julian Assange is famous for his conspiracy theories about the CIA, it seems his current plight has not affected his fellow tin foil hat wearers who follow British messiah David Icke.
You would think that Icke's followers, who believe that the world is ruled by a secret cult of alien masonic lizards, would be supportive of Assange's stand against the Man, or in this case reptile.
But a look into the Ike forums reveals that they believe that Assange is all part of the Lizard plot.
Icke's cult works on the basis of connections which are sometimes pretty dubious, but sound credible. Thus by making links, sometimes resorting to numerology, but mostly guilt by association, it is possible to create a picture of a world where the top players are lizards who rule the world.
I have to point out that I am biased because, according to Icke, I am a lizard, or at least given my connections I should be. In fact, TechEye is also of the lizard persuasion
Wikileaks appears to be part of the big lizard conspiracy because it fails to mention that great plot of the 20th century, which sucks up most of the pre-occupation with many Icke followers – 9/11.
Assange became a suspected Lizard when he said that he was constantly annoyed that people are distracted by "false conspiracies such as 9/11, when all around we provide evidence of real conspiracies, for war or mass financial fraud."
Wikileaks has also never leaked documents that confirm that 9/11 was all a front by the Lizards to get the US into a war against Iraq.
However lately, according to the Icke Forums, Assange's lizard credentials have been revealed by the fact that his laywer Mark Stephens works for the law firm Finers Stephens Innocent. This law firm is legal adviser to the Rothschild Waddesdon Trust.
The Trust is concerned with the "maintenance, improvement and payment of certain of the outgoings in respect of Waddesdon Manor Aylesbury, Buckinghamshire."
So basically it provides legal advice for a trust that runs a historic house, but that is not enough to stop the Ickists finding Lizard webbed feet in it.
According to the boards, the Wadesdon Trust's board of trustees is chaired by the Queen''s former Private Secretary Lord Fellowes and has three Rothschild family members as trustees, Lord Jacob Rothschild, Lady Rothschild (his wife) and Beth Matilda Rothschild. The Trust is based at 14 St James's Place in London which is also the London address of Lord Jacob Rothschild and his high profile wealth management business St. James's Place Group.
Finers Stephens Innocent appears to have a strong focus in providing tax advice to mega-rich customers.
As one forum member pointed out "Assange's lawyer is a high profile establishment lawyer whose law firm works for the Rothschilds. Therefore... this is proof enough that Assange is a Rothschild puppet and that Wikileaks is a Rothschild operation."
Of course you can use the same logic to claim that since I did martial arts with Princess Di's doctor, me and the people's princess were linked.
You can see how the human logic works... but I would say that... I am a lizard.
Don’t forget that the alien lizards are shape-shifters and some of them, like certain Royals, eat children. But I guess if you believe the world is run my alien lizards, shape-shifting and children being a food group are minor details.
It’s like a trip down Memory Lane, to FR circa 1998. Ah, those were the days...
Icke’s stuff makes much more sense if you do this:
1. Replace the word ‘lizard’ with the word ‘Anunnaki’
or
2. Replace the word ‘lizard’ with the word ‘Fallen’
or
3. Replace the word ‘lizard’ with the word ‘Watcher’
or
4. Replace the word ‘lizard’ with the word ‘Nephilim’
It helps to read about Enlil and Enki and Ninhursag -
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pq0brEm38hs
Geez, no Illuminati?
Now its lizards. The Western world is devolving...
“It comes from a very ancient democracy, you see....”
“You mean, it comes from a world of lizards?”
“No,” said Ford, who by this time was a little more rational and coherent than he had been, having finally had the coffee forced down him, “nothing so simple. Nothing anything like so straightforward. On its world, the people are people. The leaders are lizards. The people hate the lizards and the lizards rule the people.”
“Odd,” said Arthur, “I thought you said it was a democracy.”
“I did,” said Ford. “It is.”
“So,” said Arthur, hoping he wasn’t sounding ridiculously obtuse, “why don’t the people get rid of the lizards?”
“It honestly doesn’t occur to them,” said Ford. “They’ve all got the vote, so they all pretty much assume that the government they’ve voted in more or less approximates to the government they want.”
“You mean they actually vote for the lizards?”
“Oh yes,” said Ford with a shrug, “of course.”
“But,” said Arthur, going for the big one again, “why?”
“Because if they didn’t vote for a lizard,” said Ford, “the wrong lizard might get in.”
- Douglas Adams, in So Long, And Thanks For All The Fish (1984) Ch. 36
Why on earth did FR’s British cousins keep this jolly good theory under wraps for so long? ROFL.
Icke, like Alex Jones, use very clever methods to create insane worlds.
No one clever enough to use those techniques could actually believe them.
It’s all about controlling the conspiracy side of the Internet. As long as people are worried about alien morphing lizards or the bohemia grove, they aren’t worried about important things, and are easily dismissed.
Not a lizard really. Gecko is more like it.
Actually, I think these people are creating a new religion by resurrecting an old one.
Lord Mayor and his minions at the City of London and Wall Street all seem reptilian to me.
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