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Homosexual Coffins
Moonbattery ^ | 11/17/2010 | Van Helsing

Posted on 11/17/2010 8:02:04 AM PST by markomalley

Apparently no aspect of Western culture is impervious to the in-your-face tastelessness of the homosexual movement. Imagine dragging yourself through the grim task of selecting a casket for a lost loved one and being confronted with this:

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Funeral directors in Germany are bidding for the pink pound — by launching coffins specially designed for gay customers.

The caskets feature homoerotic artwork on the outside and come with a series of tastefully luxurious plush designer interiors, say makers Mike Konigsfeld and Tom Brandl in Cologne, Germany.

The designers — who have lived together for more than 10 years — say the images of muscular young men in classical poses are the perfect way to send off a loved one.

They're sure to find a market. Due to the extreme unhealthiness of the homosexual lifestyle, its proponents are more likely to die before they've had a chance to discover decorum.


TOPICS: Society
KEYWORDS: biohazzardcoffin; celebratesin; culturewar; downourthroats; fdrq; fdrqcoffin; gaycoffin; homosexualagenda; inourfaces; napl; pinkcoffin; queercoffin; thisistoomuch
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To: Hildy

Same with me and personally, I think a plain, pine box is just fine. Simplicity and not the cost of all those we see today. I would like a plain pine box. As you said...Freedom at its best.

Actually I’m not offended by anything anyone else does like this. It is THEIR CHOICE. If I don’t happen to like it it’s tough cause I’m not paying for it nor do I want it and as you said “It is NONE of my business.”

I expect others to do the same thing...if more people minded their own business there would be less “White Noise” in this world.


41 posted on 11/17/2010 11:12:46 AM PST by cubreporter ( Trust Rush and you won't go wrong.)
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To: Hildy

Same with me and personally, I think a plain, pine box is just fine. Simplicity and not the cost of all those we see today. I would like a plain pine box. As you said...Freedom at its best.

Actually I’m not offended by anything anyone else does like this. It is THEIR CHOICE. If I don’t happen to like it it’s tough cause I’m not paying for it nor do I want it and as you said “It is NONE of my business.”

I expect others to do the same thing...if more people minded their own business there would be less “White Noise” in this world.


42 posted on 11/17/2010 11:13:09 AM PST by cubreporter ( Trust Rush and you won't go wrong.)
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To: dayglored

Still don’t care.


43 posted on 11/17/2010 11:13:40 AM PST by cubreporter ( Trust Rush and you won't go wrong.)
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To: dayglored

Still don’t care.


44 posted on 11/17/2010 11:13:53 AM PST by cubreporter ( Trust Rush and you won't go wrong.)
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To: Mr. K
Those look FABULOUS!

You took the words right out of my mouth!

45 posted on 11/17/2010 11:15:40 AM PST by KosmicKitty (WARNING: Hormonally crazed woman ahead!!)
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To: markomalley

Gives a whole new meaning to burying a stiff.


46 posted on 11/17/2010 11:18:58 AM PST by N. Theknow (Kennedys: Can't skipper a boat, Can't drive, Can't ski, Can't fly. But they KNOW what's best!)
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To: rfreedom4u
Just bury them as they went through life....with their butt in the air.

In case their friends want to drop by for a cold one?

47 posted on 11/17/2010 11:20:27 AM PST by N. Theknow (Kennedys: Can't skipper a boat, Can't drive, Can't ski, Can't fly. But they KNOW what's best!)
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To: Responsibility2nd
I'm sorry you misunderstood my comments; perhaps I wasn't clear enough in making an important distinction.

I was speaking of coffin design and selection, not homosexual activity.

I don't believe any of my comments could be taken as "condoning" homosexual behavior, since I didn't address that, other than to comment that includes obviously dangerous and foolhardy activities. That's hardly "condoning" it, or making what you termed "subversive" statements; I was saying it was stupid.

Nowhere did I say "it's not my business what they do" with regard to their homosexuality. I said only that it was not my business what coffin they choose to be buried in. Please note the difference; I'm sorry again if that was insufficiently clear.

You are welcome to check my FR profile page if you have any doubts as to my beliefs. I wrote that page, and every word is true.

As for Hildy, I do not know them or their posting history, and I happened to agree with their one comment on this thread (#20) which was strictly about coffins and burial rituals. If Hildy, who has been on this forum a lot longer than you or I, is considered a subversive, okay, but that's not my problem to address.

Again, my apologies if I was unclear about the subject of my comments.

48 posted on 11/17/2010 11:21:59 AM PST by dayglored (Listen, strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government!)
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To: dayglored
I said only that it was not my business what coffin they choose to be buried in. Please note the difference; .... was strictly about coffins and burial rituals.

Where and what are homosexual burial rituals? Many here who feel strongly about this will no doubt see this as another open door for the nasty business of normalizing homosexuality and the inevitable accusations of Religious intolerance and "hate crimes" when any church synagogue etc fails to honor the wishes to further glorfiy the lifestlyle with a religious ceremony.

49 posted on 11/17/2010 11:39:40 AM PST by fml
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To: metmom; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; martin_fierro; ...
You don't want to know how they keep the body from moving around.


50 posted on 11/17/2010 11:49:54 AM PST by Slings and Arrows (You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Slings and Arrows; Revolting cat!
You don't want to know how they keep the body from moving around.

"Some kinda locking pin, the best I can figger it."

51 posted on 11/17/2010 11:55:39 AM PST by a fool in paradise (The establishment clause isn't just against my OWN government establishing state religion in America)
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To: markomalley; wagglebee; The Comedian

"FABULOUS"

52 posted on 11/17/2010 11:57:33 AM PST by a fool in paradise (The establishment clause isn't just against my OWN government establishing state religion in America)
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To: dayglored
So the rat went down the creek, singed fur and all.

"Smells like... DINNER!"

53 posted on 11/17/2010 12:01:57 PM PST by a fool in paradise (The establishment clause isn't just against my OWN government establishing state religion in America)
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To: dayglored
"Homosexual Coffins"?? I didn't realize coffins could even engage in heterosexual sex, much less homosexual sex...

Sounds like a variety of furniture porn. ;^)

54 posted on 11/17/2010 12:02:53 PM PST by Slings and Arrows (You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: dayglored; Hildy

They have a perfect right to be buried in gay coffins, should that be their desire. And we have a perfect right to poke fun at it.


55 posted on 11/17/2010 12:05:04 PM PST by Slings and Arrows (You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: fml
> Where and what are homosexual burial rituals?

No idea, and I doubt that there is such a thing. I was just quoting the comment I replied to: "Would I ever opine as to the rituals of others?" I didn't really think about it beyond that.

In this context it's just "how you deal with your dead".

I suppose there's always this way:


56 posted on 11/17/2010 12:08:32 PM PST by dayglored (Listen, strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government!)
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To: a fool in paradise
"Some kinda locking pin, the best I can figger it."

And we'll just leave it at that.

57 posted on 11/17/2010 12:09:47 PM PST by Slings and Arrows (You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: markomalley

Bawney Fwank is racing over for one...


58 posted on 11/17/2010 12:10:02 PM PST by Darksheare (I shook hands with Sheryl Crow and all I got was Typhus and a single sheet of toilet paper.)
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To: Slings and Arrows
> And we have a perfect right to poke fun at it.

Exactly the point of this thread. Really, those coffins are outlandishly over-the-top! It's unfortunate some folks get all worked up about it, but we'll continue cracking jokes nonetheless. :)

59 posted on 11/17/2010 12:12:06 PM PST by dayglored (Listen, strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government!)
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To: dayglored
It's unfortunate some folks get all worked up about it, but we'll continue cracking jokes nonetheless. :)

Wouldn't have it any other way.

60 posted on 11/17/2010 12:13:20 PM PST by Slings and Arrows (You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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