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Can Bayonets Kill Zombies?

Posted on 11/06/2010 9:59:33 AM PDT by JoeProBono

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81 posted on 11/06/2010 3:58:45 PM PDT by JoeProBono (A closed mouth gathers no feet - Visualize)
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To: Who is John Galt?

82 posted on 11/06/2010 4:01:05 PM PDT by JoeProBono (A closed mouth gathers no feet - Visualize)
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To: RikaStrom; JoeProBono
Lots and lots of firepower!

Firepower is definitely available to the average citizen, and the prices are even coming back down:

http://forum.saiga-12.com/index.php?showtopic=13312&st=0

;>)

83 posted on 11/06/2010 4:22:09 PM PDT by Who is John Galt? ("Sometimes I have to break the law in order to meet my management objectives." - Bill Calkins, BLM)
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To: Allegra

Kuwaiti = like new, never used

Iraqi = minor wear, dropped once


84 posted on 11/06/2010 4:39:14 PM PDT by Abakumov
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To: JoeProBono

Stab em in the brain and they can, for sure


85 posted on 11/06/2010 5:11:47 PM PDT by Armedanddangerous (Montani Semper Liberi)
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To: Who is John Galt?
Well, it'll definitely protect you from killer pumpkins.
;> )
86 posted on 11/06/2010 5:57:56 PM PDT by Krankor (I can't see me loving nobody but you- for all my life.)
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To: CholeraJoe; Delta 21; Nikas777; NoAmnesty; Yorlik803; TheOldLady; The Comedian; OB1kNOb; ...


Sorry for such a late ping to this thread. Working long hours these days.
87 posted on 11/06/2010 6:07:06 PM PDT by RandallFlagg (Let this chant follow BHO everywhere he goes: "You lie. You lie. You lie.")
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To: Krankor
Well, it'll definitely protect you from killer pumpkins.
;> )

Might even strike fear in the hearts of Taliban homicide bombers (a little slice & dice action, and there would be no 'equipment' left of any interest to the 72 Virginians, or virgins, or whatever... ;>)

88 posted on 11/06/2010 6:16:14 PM PDT by Who is John Galt? ("Sometimes I have to break the law in order to meet my management objectives." - Bill Calkins, BLM)
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To: bigheadfred
the rest of the horde will have ripped off the top of your head and will be noisily slurping on your brains.

Ah, the slurpee summit of which the One has spoken.

89 posted on 11/07/2010 1:50:29 AM PDT by sockmonkey
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To: Califreak
Only if they are silver bayonets.

That's vampires. Get off this thread and do a search for "Twilight", you heathen.


Frowning takes 68 muscles.
Smiling takes 6.
Pulling this trigger takes 2.
I'm lazy.

90 posted on 11/07/2010 2:48:59 AM PST by The Comedian (I really missed you. Next time, I'll adjust for windage.)
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To: JoeProBono

Yes, but you’ll need a blade long enough to reach the central nervous system. You may find that a banjo is more effective.


91 posted on 11/07/2010 2:53:02 AM PST by Redcloak (What's your zombie plan?)
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To: JoeProBono
Pay special attention to the third directive:


Frowning takes 68 muscles.
Smiling takes 6.
Pulling this trigger takes 2.
I'm lazy.

92 posted on 11/07/2010 2:55:32 AM PST by The Comedian (I really missed you. Next time, I'll adjust for windage.)
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To: The Comedian

LOL!


93 posted on 11/07/2010 7:23:15 PM PST by Califreak (November 2008 proved that Idiocracy isn't just a movie anymore)
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To: JoeProBono

It’s pretty sad that my first thought upon viewing your picture was that I really need to clean the cosmoline off of my other M44.


94 posted on 11/08/2010 2:55:37 PM PST by SIDENET ("If that's your best, your best won't do." -Dee Snider)
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To: JoeProBono
Can Bayonets Kill Zombies?

*Kill* may not be the operative word. But the right application of the correct tool- oh, yes!

95 posted on 11/09/2010 1:03:23 PM PST by archy (I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous!)
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96 posted on 11/09/2010 1:09:53 PM PST by archy (I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous!)
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